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Cops make me laugh

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Kettiecat, Oct 19, 2002.

  1. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    OK here is my story on how gay cops can be. My boy was painting today and left his paint cans in my car. I didn’t want them rolling all about so I threw them into a backpack…a clear backpack because it was the only one in the car that wasn’t full of books.
    :::Flash forward 12 hours:::
    I’m coming home tonight and this cop pulls up on my ass flips on his lights pulls me over. I wasn’t speeding or breaking any traffic laws. Picture a girl with a very confused “why the hell did you pull me over face”. I live on a dirt road. Turns out my car was so dirty that they couldn’t read my plate and thought the car might be stolen or some shit. Yeah.
    Anyways cop runs by the basic questions…license, registration, proof of insurance. Only thing I got on my is my license…I’m not too worried I’ve talked my way out of 22 ticket this shouldn’t be too hard. Cop comes back to give me my shit and this time his partner (some dyke ass bitch) comes with him. No ticket for me…he was about to let me go…when BAM dyke girl goes “what’s all the paint in the bag for?” UGH.
    I remain calm and tell her its my boyfriends. She wants to know why he has so much paint and why its in my car. I spit some shit about it being for school and we had been working on homework together. Bitch doesn’t buy it. Really can’t blame her since my car is littered with graff paraphernalia.
    They ask to search my car and I’m like no you may not. I’m 18 it’s not illegal to have paint. Bitch yells at me to get out of the car. Then acting all smug was like you just got done painting didn’t you? What do you write? Who is in your crew? If you tell us we wont press charges. Now I have a small problem with authority to begin with esp. when they start pulling shit like that. So I got all snippy and was like “What are you charging me with possession of spray paint? Damn that will be a story to brag about in the pen.”
    Didn’t go over to well with the cop. She get all bitchy and is like show me your hands. I know you were out painting. I started laughing…I couldn’t help myself . Here I am on the side of the road at 2 in the morning holding my hands out for cops to look at.
    Flash them my sparkling white hands. Male cop looks all sheepish and tells me I can go home now. Lady bitch stomps off. It was too funny.
  2. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    gangsta you should of beat that bulldyke up
  3. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    maybe you should of got naked for em and humped em too.
  4. Andy Capp

    Andy Capp Guest

    yeah. retarded calls myself, makes me sketchy every time, cause i don't know what shit they're going to pull.
  5. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    Man that butch cop would have ate me for dinner.
  6. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
  7. eseLokE1uno

    eseLokE1uno Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 1,280 Likes Received: 0
    I got pulled over because the cops "know me" and they saw i had cans in my car, they said it was a routine stop and shit but they pulled me out of my car twisted my arm put me in handcuffs and said that they where going to search my car i was like fuck no, but since i didn't have my license on me and i didn't want to get my car towed i was like fine since i didn't have anything but paint in there. well three patrol cars ended up joining them and they where all around my car looking for shit after at least an hour of this bullshit they had to let me go because they found my information on their computers and they couldn't find anything to fine me with. Well after that was done the stupid ass officer said "thats what happens when you dont carry a license with you", needless to say I filed a compliant the next day and recorded that conversation. Stupid cops:mad:
  8. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    dont usually have problems with cops...

    im smooth like that.
  9. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    ^^way to jinx yourself. im super afraid of everythign.
  10. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    i thought about that...but ive been laying low lately. so i should continue to be straight.

    just keep the speed down, dont run the reds....and i should be juuuuust fine.
    thanks for worrying though...

  11. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18

  12. sneak

    sneak Guest

    haha, damn they can be annoying. i always get stopped wen im with a mate or two and they always go "so......*dramtic pause*........lads, where u been tonite? got anything on you?" blah..
  13. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    What's really funny is when they arrest you and throw you in jail with a bunch of crackwhores that want to eat you out... yeah.... :rolleyes:
  14. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    you mean you dont want them to?


    just kiddin.
  15. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    standing in front of my highschool many moons ago i witnessed a county sherriff get her leg run over by some fellows from around the way. they ran into her directing traffic yet got out of it in court. it was one of the more comical things ive seen so far.