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Commercials

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Smart

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    Commercials

    Discussion started by Smart - Dec 3, 2003

    Man, you never know what they want you to do... some guy just told me to:

    "Treat 'my' wood with the power and protection of orange glow"

    I never really did this stuff but, I'm thinking of going for it, I mean, if it will make my wood glow... and then there's the 'protection'...
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    Is that so you can find it in the dark when you're drunk?
     
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    455 - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    The best ones' are T.V. are the Geico Insurance coms'.......I still chuckle every time I see one.....
     
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    i get a kick out of those identity theft commercials
     
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    Smart - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    oh shit, when it's dark I trip over it...

    That's a good angle, I was mainly thinking of how it would look for 'them'... not how it would help me, good lookin' out yo!
     
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    Smart - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    $1500 for a leather boustier?!?
    But what do I care?
    It lifts and seperates!
     
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    455 - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    ^^^^^hahahaha......that older guy with a beer in his hand sittin' on his recliner?.......priceless.that shit is funny..........but not near as funny as the white dude trying to rap on that Geico commercial.....and then the african Record exc. says..." I've some good news.....""blah,blah,blah....
     
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    wal mart commercials... gaaah
     
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    I love that whole series, but that lifts and seperates line is fucking hilarious.

    mammacita!
     
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    the amber bock commercials

    the jak II (video game) commercials
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    the best buy ones aren't bad..

    and the cingular with the girls busting all of the windows out of the sorority house by screaming about 7:00 is funny..

    commercials are definitely getting funnier..
     
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    Ski Mask - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    anyone see that diet coke commercial with the cougar and the young guy in the restauraunt? After a few times I finally noticed it was shot across the street from my old apartment.
     
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    rip - Replied Dec 3, 2003

    you know geico was originally made for military? when i called to get insurence they wouldnt insure me, what fucking sense does that make.
     
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    <span style='color:black'>Budweiser makes the greatest commercials ever. The one where this dude is at a club sitting at a table with this girl that wont stop bitching. He looks up at his buddy and he is dancing with this chick. Then it says "we salute the wingman" or some shit like that. Haha. Absolutely brilliant. </span>:lol:
     
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    Smart - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    I like the ones where the kid is walking past the street musician with his mom and he loks at the guy and says:
    "Get a job..."

    Or the clowny guy makes him a baloon giraffe at his birthday party and he says:
    "I don't see it..."

    "If your kids aren't getting enough art..."
     
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