boogie hands Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 ever know one? is one of your friends one of these people? right now my girl has one of these people over, so boring and obnoxious im forced to stay as far away from her as possible in order to not listen to her. just to give you an idea this girls entire life consists of the resturant she works at, hanging out at the resturant she works at every day of the week with the people she works with and drinking and constantly talking about how drunk she got....her entire life is basically one day over and over again and she feels the need to talk about it for the entire time she is over....god dammit....look, ive got a couple hundred of dollars to my name and nice sized record collection....i will gladly hand it over to the first person who comes to my house and shoots me in the face....fuck me....if you guys dont ever hear from me again is because im in a coma.....some people shouldnt be born with moulths..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 yes...hope that wasnt too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 17, 2002 Author Share Posted February 17, 2002 im serious...if you own any type of firearm and live in the south east please, email me and i will gladly give you step by step directions to my apartment...........ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk.....why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 boring people suck. they suck ten times worse if they're vocal about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands ....i will gladly hand it over to the first person who comes to my house and shoots me in the face.... if someone was willing to come and just shoot someone why not just have them shoot her in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 17, 2002 Author Share Posted February 17, 2002 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 17, 2002 Author Share Posted February 17, 2002 Re: Re: boring people that talk to much Originally posted by Ms.Bombastic if someone was willing to come and just shoot someone why not just have them shoot her in the face hhhhhmmmmm....thats a good point....ok, ill change it.....200 hundred dollars plus gas money and 20 bucks for food, plus my entire record collection and some krylon paper labels if someone will just bust through my front door, kidnap this fucking woman and drop her off in wyoming.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 boring people that talk too much are even worse if you're way smarter than them. Being intelligent sucks when you have to deal with dumb people on a daily basis. Sometimes I wish I was really stupid so the world would be more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 walk out into the living room with just your draws on and your dick swinging and say something like "the filet mignon is excellent this evening" and than just walk around like nothing is wrong.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 my girlfriend has a 'HYPERACTIVE' friend that i have wanted to punch more than once. used to hang out with a girl that would NOT stop talking. i used to ride in the car with her and not pay attention for literally like 20 minutes. just saying 'uh huh' every once and a while and she's set to talk. seems they're always blonde....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 im boring but at least im quiet and anti social most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 i knew a person who did that. he mumbled all the time. and was a fuckin dipshit. oh i hated him, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 i hate it when people talk about a tv show, even though you told them you didnt see it, but they proceed to go through the show scene-by-scene and laughing at parts, that you have no idea what the hell are. so they just talk and talk and think you're interested. but honestly, why the hell would i want someone to tell me about a tv show for 10 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Originally posted by HAL boring people that talk too much are even worse if you're way smarter than them. Being intelligent sucks when you have to deal with dumb people on a daily basis. Sometimes I wish I was really stupid so the world would be more interesting. yeah man, sometimes people just go off on a tangent about things you already know damn near everything about, and you just stop and think to yourself... mmmmm donuts... I mean, how stupid is this person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Originally posted by Harpo Marx:i hate it when people talk about a tv show, even though you told them you didnt see it, but they proceed to go through the show scene-by-scene and laughing at parts, that you have no idea what the hell are. so they just talk and talk and think you're interested. but honestly, why the hell would i want someone to tell me about a tv show for 10 minutes? thats what conversations with my brother are usually like after we havent seen eachother in so long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 I hate to say it, but I stopped lisening to what my girlfriend says a long time ago. I kind of listen, but not really. I think about other things when she talks. *I should also add that she's very intelligent and I'm sure she tunes me out when I describe color schemes, old paint, and freight spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 I OPEN MY MOUTH I TALK ABOUT ME I FOLLOW YOU AROUND I TALK ABOUT ME BORING STORIES I TALK ABOUT ME I NEVER UNDERSTAND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT BORN ANNOYING!!!! -Helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Mass Transit...these people are always behind me on the bus. loud and annoying: *RING* (annoying ring tone) "YO" .... "I'M ON THE FUCKING BUS COMMING OVER RIGHT NOW...SHIT...WHY YOU GOTTA BE ON MY BACK LIKE THAT?!?" .. "FROM A FRIENDS...I HAD TO DROP SOMTHING OFF" ... "WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHOS HOUSE?" ... "I'M HANGING UP...I'LL BE OVER THERE IN 15 MINUTES" this is the abbreviated version...dude was practically shouting...there was some shit about her not trusting him back and forth for like 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Originally posted by HAL boring people that talk too much are even worse if you're way smarter than them. Being intelligent sucks when you have to deal with dumb people on a daily basis. Sometimes I wish I was really stupid so the world would be more interesting. aaaahahahahhah oh man thats good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 dont use the lords name in vain but anyhow some of my gf friends are like that , just talk and talk about nothing ..........shit girl shut the fuck up youre boring me to death.......i know the feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 attack of the flying alien nightowl boring...............................................................................i can be boring to other people,but i dont talk much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Originally posted by HAL Sometimes I wish I was really stupid so the world would be more interesting. Gotta agree with this statement. My husband isn't boring, but he has this thing about meeting new people or people he hasn't seen in a long time. It's like they're fresh meat and he will talk and talk and talk. I put up with it as long as possible and then wack him on the back of the head and tell him to get some oxygen to his brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 hey ese, i know what you're talking about. every time i take the speed line someone is behind me talking on their cell phone. like yesterday: some guy was talking to some sick friend of his who didn't want to eat anything. he just kept on talking about milkshakes the whole time. YOU NEED A MILKSHAKE! YEAH YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE 3 A DAY PUT SOME [insert nutrient here] IN THAT MILSHAKE TOO YOU JUST PUT SOME VANILLA ICECREAM IN THE BLENDER AND ADD SOME MILK. not as bad as those at the mall saying "yeah. uh huh yeah hon' i'm right here in the shoe department. yeah, uh huh. ok yeah uh huh yeahhh..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 boogie hands hit me up..in the mean time i'll be mustering up some gas money.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedtolove Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 no matter how much she talks i will always love her thick lil ass...i love her..you are my friend..please try and put up with her..you are going to be the best man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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