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boogies garage (when im pretending to be poor....shhhhh)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i drive this when im wearing casual clothes and im driving anywere south of washington DC
    i drive this when its cold and my penis is smaller than normal
    i prefer to drive this one when i want to convey the image that im only making 100k a year....hahhaha, such menial pay
    this is what my girlfriend drives...she likes english so she needs something like this...of course hers is a convertable though
    sometimes i dress in buisness casual and drive this...i stricktly pay for things in 20s as opposed to my usual roll of 100s...hahah, so middle class dad
    some days i wake up feeling like i have less hair on my head that i did the day before....i simply comb whats left over the bald spot and hop into this number....
    sometimes when i dont really feel like looking average but i dont want to draw attention i go with this....people tend to think im upper managment or a ceo for some shitty company....i laugh and then tell them im late for my secretary fucking.....
  2. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    while this post was very 'i wear pink shirts' it was much funnier having boogie hands post it.

    two thumbs up.
  3. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious, awesome post.

    Definitely has put me in a good mood.
  4. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    all of that is so very true.
  5. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    i'd agree seeking.

    you need an all out, baller-fast, 'i'll shit on your turbo'd honda fucker' car too boogie.

    preferably the '02 porsche turbo w/ a roll cage and 4 point seat belts...
  6. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    I use that "secretary fucking" line all day every day even in my little rice burner!!!!!!
  7. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    Did I ever show you guys my Lamborghini?

  8. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    god handjob you know about beaterz too?


    hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english...

    now on to my rides....
    http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/2001/frankfurtautoshow/bmw.m3/bmw.m3csllightweight.f34.500.jpg'>can't fuck w/ this jawn one bit. actually this car is why im in college.
    [img]http://home.online.no/~kjberthe/car/ferrari/550_02.jpg'>see this, don't front....
    [img]http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/machine/Porscheturboonthego.jpg'>the grandaddy of cars. possibly the coolest machine ever built!
  11. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    You know when you bought a car stock and it does 0-60 mp in 4.2 seconds, kicks a riced out honda del sol with 2 turbo chargers thrown in its ass ... well you know you bought quality

    I love the 911 but the moment I get 300,000 I don't need I'm goin to get me a Ferrari `02 360 Modena
  12. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    This is what I owned before the Diablo.
    Guess thats what happens when you do 80 in first...


    you guys really wanna step to my euro car nerdom? ok, the porsche that posted, its a turbo, just in case you didn't see the massive air intakes..
    modena's? i have a headlight and front bumper to one.
    i also have the front and rear bumpers,exhaust,and one wheel to a 355f1.

    why is my ferrari junk cool? because it all came off of race cars and is made from carbon fiber.

    hesh/friends work at the track.....
  14. snafuno

    snafuno Guest

    boogy, has asic told you what kind of beater I drive????
  15. siloette

    siloette Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 670 Likes Received: 0
    ni**a please






    "you aint got to lie to kick it"