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boogies garage (when im pretending to be poor....shhhhh)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    boogies garage (when im pretending to be poor....shhhhh)

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Dec 5, 2001

    http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2002CadillacEscalade.jpg'>
    i drive this when im wearing casual clothes and im driving anywere south of washington DC
    [img]http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001AudiTT.jpg'>
    i drive this when its cold and my penis is smaller than normal
    [img]http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001LincolnLS.jpg'>
    i prefer to drive this one when i want to convey the image that im only making 100k a year....hahhaha, such menial pay
    [img]http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001Saab9-5.jpg'>
    this is what my girlfriend drives...she likes english so she needs something like this...of course hers is a convertable though
    [img]http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001VolvoC70.jpg'>
    sometimes i dress in buisness casual and drive this...i stricktly pay for things in 20s as opposed to my usual roll of 100s...hahah, so middle class dad
    [img]http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/20285.jpg'>
    some days i wake up feeling like i have less hair on my head that i did the day before....i simply comb whats left over the bald spot and hop into this number....
    [img]http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2002Mercedes-BenzE320.jpg'>
    sometimes when i dont really feel like looking average but i dont want to draw attention i go with this....people tend to think im upper managment or a ceo for some shitty company....i laugh and then tell them im late for my secretary fucking.....
     
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  2. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    while this post was very 'i wear pink shirts' it was much funnier having boogie hands post it.

    two thumbs up.
     
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  3. Tofu

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    Tofu - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious, awesome post.

    Definitely has put me in a good mood.
     
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  4. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    all of that is so very true.
     
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  5. fr8oholic

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    fr8oholic - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    i'd agree seeking.

    you need an all out, baller-fast, 'i'll shit on your turbo'd honda fucker' car too boogie.

    preferably the '02 porsche turbo w/ a roll cage and 4 point seat belts...
     
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  6. Boring Bastard

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    Boring Bastard - Replied Dec 5, 2001

    I use that "secretary fucking" line all day every day even in my little rice burner!!!!!!
     
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  7. Handjob

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    Handjob - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    Did I ever show you guys my Lamborghini?







    [​IMG]
     
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    Boring Bastard 12oz Elite Member

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  9. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    god handjob you know about beaterz too?
     
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  10. HESHIANDET

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    HESHIANDET - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english...

    now on to my rides....
    http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/2001/frankfurtautoshow/bmw.m3/bmw.m3csllightweight.f34.500.jpg'>can't fuck w/ this jawn one bit. actually this car is why im in college.
    [img]http://home.online.no/~kjberthe/car/ferrari/550_02.jpg'>see this, don't front....
    [img]http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/machine/Porscheturboonthego.jpg'>the grandaddy of cars. possibly the coolest machine ever built!
     
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    eyeBddub - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    You know when you bought a car stock and it does 0-60 mp in 4.2 seconds, kicks a riced out honda del sol with 2 turbo chargers thrown in its ass ... well you know you bought quality

    I love the 911 but the moment I get 300,000 I don't need I'm goin to get me a Ferrari `02 360 Modena
     
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  12. Handjob

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    Handjob - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    This is what I owned before the Diablo.
    http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/fun.jpg'>
    Guess thats what happens when you do 80 in first...
     
  13. HESHIANDET

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    HESHIANDET - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    you guys really wanna step to my euro car nerdom? ok, the porsche that posted, its a turbo, just in case you didn't see the massive air intakes..
    modena's? i have a headlight and front bumper to one.
    i also have the front and rear bumpers,exhaust,and one wheel to a 355f1.

    why is my ferrari junk cool? because it all came off of race cars and is made from carbon fiber.

    hesh/friends work at the track.....
     
  14. snafuno

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    snafuno - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    boogy, has asic told you what kind of beater I drive????
     
  15. siloette

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    siloette - Replied Dec 6, 2001

    ni**a please

    http://www.dodgedart.org/brochure/66dartad.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.dodgedart.org/brochure/67dartad.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.mopar-owners-club.com/pubs/67drtad2.jpg'>

    [IMG]http://www.themuseumofautomobilehistory.com/cards/vespa.jpg


    http://www.bumpertobumperinc.com/images/63%20Impala%20SS/Mvc-013s.jpg'>


    "you aint got to lie to kick it"
     
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