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boogies garage (when im pretending to be poor....shhhhh)

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http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2002CadillacEscalade.jpg'>

i drive this when im wearing casual clothes and im driving anywere south of washington DC

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001AudiTT.jpg'>

i drive this when its cold and my penis is smaller than normal

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001LincolnLS.jpg'>

i prefer to drive this one when i want to convey the image that im only making 100k a year....hahhaha, such menial pay

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001Saab9-5.jpg'>

this is what my girlfriend drives...she likes english so she needs something like this...of course hers is a convertable though

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001VolvoC70.jpg'>

sometimes i dress in buisness casual and drive this...i stricktly pay for things in 20s as opposed to my usual roll of 100s...hahah, so middle class dad

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/20285.jpg'>

some days i wake up feeling like i have less hair on my head that i did the day before....i simply comb whats left over the bald spot and hop into this number....

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sometimes when i dont really feel like looking average but i dont want to draw attention i go with this....people tend to think im upper managment or a ceo for some shitty company....i laugh and then tell them im late for my secretary fucking.....

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while this post was very 'i wear pink shirts' it was much funnier having boogie hands post it.

 

two thumbs up.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious, awesome post.

 

Definitely has put me in a good mood.

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i'd agree seeking.

 

you need an all out, baller-fast, 'i'll shit on your turbo'd honda fucker' car too boogie.

 

preferably the '02 porsche turbo w/ a roll cage and 4 point seat belts...

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Guest HESHIANDET

hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english...

 

now on to my rides....

http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/2001/frankfurtautoshow/bmw.m3/bmw.m3csllightweight.f34.500.jpg'>can't fuck w/ this jawn one bit. actually this car is why im in college.

http://home.online.no/~kjberthe/car/ferrari/550_02.jpg'>see this, don't front....

http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/machine/Porscheturboonthego.jpg'>the grandaddy of cars. possibly the coolest machine ever built!

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Originally posted by fr8oholic

i'd agree seeking.

 

you need an all out, baller-fast, 'i'll shit on your turbo'd honda fucker' car too boogie.

 

preferably the '02 porsche turbo w/ a roll cage and 4 point seat belts...

 

You know when you bought a car stock and it does 0-60 mp in 4.2 seconds, kicks a riced out honda del sol with 2 turbo chargers thrown in its ass ... well you know you bought quality

 

I love the 911 but the moment I get 300,000 I don't need I'm goin to get me a Ferrari `02 360 Modena

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Guest HESHIANDET

you guys really wanna step to my euro car nerdom? ok, the porsche that posted, its a turbo, just in case you didn't see the massive air intakes..

modena's? i have a headlight and front bumper to one.

i also have the front and rear bumpers,exhaust,and one wheel to a 355f1.

 

why is my ferrari junk cool? because it all came off of race cars and is made from carbon fiber.

 

hesh/friends work at the track.....

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Guest snafuno

boogy, has asic told you what kind of beater I drive????

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Guest THE LAW

SILO

 

do you have a DART for real?

 

THE LAW's family actually grew up with a 66 Dart (not convertible, midnight blue) until the late 80's when it was sold to a guy who bought it to drag race in.

 

no power steering, slant 6 engine, no radio, vinyl seats held together with duct tape? can't beat that with a stickball bat.

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Guest dukeofyork
Originally posted by HESHIANDET

hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english...

 

now on to my rides....

http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/2001/frankfurtautoshow/bmw.m3/bmw.m3csllightweight.f34.500.jpg'>can't fuck w/ this jawn one bit. actually this car is why im in college.!

 

ah yes, the 2001 bmw m3...

im still waiting for my turn to own one...

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english...

 

of course its swedish....that however is beside the point, she studies english therefor its a good car for her....make sense now?? of course not, thats the beauty of it all....

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Originally posted by snafuno

boogy, has asic told you what kind of beater I drive????

 

Why do you think that Asic is going to tell everyone what kind of car you drive bro??? He's too busy bumping uglies with sluts and being a beer drinking geek...........

Tell 'em dude you drive a 64 Impala or some other gangster mobile

with your hat crooked and some underground indie hip-hop joints bumping in your trunk dogg!!!!! Or was it deathmetal????

Oh nevermind you don't have a stereo and your glovebox pops open when I mess with it........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

 

I'm just fucking with you....

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hahaha Dodge Darts. My first and only car was a 62'... I wrecked it with a mazda once. I cracked my fender and ripped the ass end offa the other car.

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