OPIUM3 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Okay. My friend here works at walgreens and after the holiday season decided to go for a bargain and buy 90 boxes of candy canes for one penny. Thats right one penny. Now what we want to know is what should we do with them? I was kind of sorta thinkin to go the jackass/ tom green style route with this shit (and video taping it for the net), but alas.. what to do, what to do...? Need your help. What would you do with 90 boxes of candy canes? Thats over 1200 individual candy canes! So.... What would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 throw them at people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 i'll give you my address, you can mail me some. i like candy canes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainchild Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 according to my calculations all of those candy canes will fit up your rear end just kidding start piercing your self even more so you can sport candy canes year round or hang them all up in someone's tree so when they get out theyre like WTF!!! by the way are the small ones or the regular big ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted January 8, 2002 Author Share Posted January 8, 2002 Originally posted by Brainchild according to my calculations all of those candy canes will fit up your rear end just kidding start piercing your self even more so you can sport candy canes year round or hang them all up in someone's tree so when they get out theyre like WTF!!! by the way are the small ones or the regular big ones? They are the big peppermint ones, not the cherry flavored ones or anything. But thats a good idea Brainchild, to put them in my piercings. But i don't think that i can post my piercings on the board. You see, the only big gauge piercings that i have are genital piercings, and i don't want to be called peppermint dick the rest of my life. I have a friend that we could hang them in his ears.. but what to do with the other 89 1/2 boxes of candy canes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 *believe* Ill buy the rest off you for 2¢. I got a real goooood idea, heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted January 8, 2002 Author Share Posted January 8, 2002 well thats not gonna happen. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that we don't want to blow... so were gonna be selfish and keep the candy canes to ourselves till we either get help, or figure something out on our own, or come up with something from an idea spawning from one of you... what to do,.. what to do. One idea was to decorate a park with alot of candy canes because alot of them contain mostly coniferous trees, so it would make it christmas all over again. Then we could re-use those candy canes after we got a flick of a row of decorated trees or something.. NEXT??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Re: *believe* Originally posted by WebsterUno Ill buy the rest off you for 2¢. I got a real goooood idea, heh heh. Opie gets a 200% profit then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Do they have hooks, or are they straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 short of immature violence im stuck with no ideas.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence i'll give you my address, you can mail me some. i like candy canes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 get a kiddie pool and fill it up with 1200 candy canes and swim around in it. and do this right in front of a big grocery store. or someplace else with lots of people. if you wait another month or so to do this, you can throw the candy canes at people and tell them to give to charity and have a merry christmas. or do like the people that stand outside of walmart and ask people if they will give money to you to quote "help the retarded" and they get a candy cane if they do. and throw it at them and start screaming about how insensitve and self-centered they are if they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 I would just go and put them everywhere within a 1 or 2 bock radius, make sure its a spot in town that gets attention, cause if there is candy canes everywhere someones gonna report it and you will be in the news, juat make sure not to get caught, cause that would ruin the coolness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted January 9, 2002 Author Share Posted January 9, 2002 Originally posted by EatMorGlue or do like the people that stand outside of walmart and ask people if they will give money to you to quote "help the retarded" and they get a candy cane if they do. and throw it at them and start screaming about how insensitve and self-centered they are if they don't. I kinda like that idea... cept i was thinkin something more like this. Like stand outside of a walmart or something with a table and tell people its for charity. If you contribute to the charity you get a candy cane with a fortune on it. No one will question the validity of the made up charity, because the charity will sound even realer when you give them a candy cane for their contribution. Everything seems realer when candy seals the deal. But i wouldn't try to scam people really. I would make up a charity name so far fetched sounding, that who ever does give to the charity deserves to get their money took in the first place. But do all this without causing a scene. So basically it goes hand in hand with your idea without violence... Originally posted by suburbian bum I would just go and put them everywhere within a 1 or 2 bock radius, make sure its a spot in town that gets attention, cause if there is candy canes everywhere someones gonna report it and you will be in the news, juat make sure not to get caught, cause that would ruin the coolness. that sounds good too. Except it would be cool to stucco them to a wall downtown, and if any bum tears it off the wall and eats it, have a fortune at the bottom of the package saying, "you have now ingested anthrax". Ha Ha.. that'll make the news for sure! Hopefully the ants won't eat them before a bum does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drinky Crow Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Be sure to unwrap the canes before use, because the plastic could strangle a baby seal. Give a hoot, don't polute, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 EAT THEM!!!!!....///.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum I would just go and put them everywhere within a 1 or 2 bock radius, make sure its a spot in town that gets attention, cause if there is candy canes everywhere someones gonna report it and you will be in the news, juat make sure not to get caught, cause that would ruin the coolness. hahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 yo word has it that candy canes are edible now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GorbortOrman Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Melt them all down and make one big giant candy cane ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AskNags Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 You should give them to people for Valentines Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted January 10, 2002 Author Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by GorbortOrman Melt them all down and make one big giant candy cane ;) Ha Ha... classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence i'll give you my address, you can mail me some. i like candy canes. melt them into one huge candy cane and send them to seeking. or suck on them in a provacative manner in public and see how many dirty looks you get from old ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by FROSTY yo word has it that candy canes are edible now HaHAhHAhAHHAhHAhHAHAHh BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by OPIUM3 I kinda like that idea... cept i was thinkin something more like this. Like stand outside of a walmart or something with a table and tell people its for charity. If you contribute to the charity you get a candy cane with a fortune on it. No one will question the validity of the made up charity, because the charity will sound even realer when you give them a candy cane for their contribution. Everything seems realer when candy seals the deal. But i wouldn't try to scam people really. I would make up a charity name so far fetched sounding, that who ever does give to the charity deserves to get their money took in the first place. But do all this without causing a scene. So basically it goes hand in hand with your idea without violence... anyone seen the man show when they go up to women trying to get them to sign a petition to end womens suffrage?!?!?:crazy: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 my grandma used to melt them in a pot and give em to me when i had a cold.....maybe i was just a delerious kid but it worked for me , and it tastes yummy too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 bump, so what you do with the candy canes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 bump i still want to know what happened to the candy canes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 what happend o them??? you should have just got your penny back. the only good candy cane, is a pepermint candy cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Re: bump Originally posted by swif1 i still want to know what happened to the candy canes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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