Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 the last night I cracked the shits because nobody wanted to go out and I wanted to go get some food instead of eating the 7/11 rice and noodles kids had. a tantrum insisting on MCnuggets. Long story short I had some tempura in a railway station restaurant. all they did was tempura so I didn't get to wash it down with a beer or even a coke the lady pointed at the water jug and that was that Not much on earth makes you feel like a fuckwit fattie Gaijin as walking through Dotombori (which is bursting with thousands of restaurants cafe bars etc.) with a bag of nuggies for the kids. so many eating options 3 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: with a bag of niggies for the kids. breh….is that what y’all call them down under?! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 3 minutes ago, LUGR said: breh….is that what y’all call them down under?! FAARRRRK one helluva typo there. thanks for pointing that out 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 last day. son decided to be a rapper using GarageBand on his iPad. couldn't let these lyrics die. discovered I was gonna miss this by two weeks ahd time to kill so took local train to Kobe took shinkansen back to tokyo. Mt Fuji from Shinkansen then got to Tokyo and took a train to Haneda and Home. The end. Now that I've killed everybody's data if they are looking on a phone. Hope you liked. Schnitzel 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Oi cunt! That looks like a dope ass trip! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 @mr.yuckI fully recommend Japan as a destination. It's not cheap, cheap, cheap but if you're a bit clever it can be pretty good. when my kids are much older I might go back but go by myself to see the WW2 stuff and also go north to Hokkaido. but if you're looking for a tropical destination Okinawa is pretty unusual. Japanese precision and convenience, combined with an American relaxed attitude and Hawaiian weather. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: when my kids are much older I might go back but go by myself You should tell them this so they get their shit together. ”when y’all are older y’all don’t get to come on any family trips cause y’all acted like lil nuggies in JP” You can send them to stay with uncle @Mauler5150when you and your wife travel abroad next time. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 @Schnitzel your documentary has me sold. Maybe in the coming year once all of my money stops going into this house remodel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Also, I was never really clear on if 'oi cunt' is friendly or not. Was meant to be friendly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Also, I was never really clear on if 'oi cunt' is friendly or not. Was meant to be friendly! it can be both 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 29 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Also, I was never really clear on if 'oi cunt' is friendly or not. Was meant to be friendly! context is key since we sort of know each other (even if only as Mr yuck and Schnitzel or Lugr) it's friendly Random guy on the train - not so friendly! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: context is key since we sort of know each other (even if only as Mr yuck and Schnitzel or Lugr) it's friendly Random guy on the train - not so friendly! Sort of know each other? breh, @mr.yuckand I know where you live and have taken an online tour of the inside of your house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 aaaah yeah forgot about that one 😂 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 great thread dude - well done definitely enjoyed this - we need a supermega travel thread 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 @fat ralphy We could always adjust this one! I'm happy to be the opening chapter in a worldwide adventure featuring the internet's greatest cast of oddballs what do you think? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 9 hours ago, LUGR said: Bro….you really need a trip to Tokyo Disney Land. 6 hours ago, Schnitzel said: it's rad I love Japan because it can be pretty economical in Australian dollars. in a lot of ways, it's becoming cheaper than Bali which used to be Australia's number one destination. We did a lot of eating at 7/11, Lawson, and Family Mart. @Mauler5150seriously man it's great the respect thing is so ingrained. Imagine being in a crowd of 20,000 + people in Disneyland. In Australia, you'd have the tattooed FIFO/ bikie/ roid monster cunts walking around like they own the place and pushing and shoving and if you respond negatively you'll get the "what's ya problem cunt?" type aggro. None of that in Japan. A packed subway car in Tokyo is quiet and not stressful in the same way a packed Transperth train would be after the footy with that air of violence waiting to happen. Welll whilst not Tokyo Disneyland, I have been to the one in Hong Kong and funnily enough, we were in line waiting to go on some boatride type attraction that had rapids and things when a huge load of asians just decided to jump the line about halfway from where we were and I got furious about it as a result of having already waited a half hour to get to where we were in the queue and I started yelling out WTF? at them but they were just ignorant fuxks and the wife had to get Me to calm down. While I am non-confrontational about such acts of retardation that are committed by humans, that time I felt it was necessary and strangely it is the primary memory I have from Disneyland. It is a shame about those types of Australians as they make Me feel embarrassed to be from here 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Who has a trip coming up? A proper trip as @Schnitzel has set the bar with this adventure.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, fat ralphy said: Who has a trip coming up? A proper trip as @Schnitzel has set the bar with this adventure.... uhhhhhh……yeah…….about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 12 hours ago, fat ralphy said: Who has a trip coming up? A proper trip as @Schnitzel has set the bar with this adventure.... Well I have a trip to somewhere in the bush scheduled thanks to work to a place called Calingiri. It isn't too far away but I wouldn't call it a real trip anyway. Perhaps in the mid year I might just do a super release and fuck off somewhere overseas so I get some use out of My passport which expires in a couple of years and only has My last jaunt overseas on it thanks to [redacted]. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 22 hours ago, Schnitzel said: context is key since we sort of know each other (even if only as Mr yuck and Schnitzel or Lugr) it's friendly Random guy on the train - not so friendly! Okay word. So it's very much the Aussie version of the N word. Like I was at the hood store like I often am and I hear a jovial greeting between two young black men "Yo. What up you black ass N(er) boy?" Where as of I were to greet that man in the same way, I might be eating my teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Im planning to go to Sicily but thats a 2025 deal - oh well.....great thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 (edited) 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Okay word. So it's very much the Aussie version of the N word. Like I was at the hood store like I often am and I hear a jovial greeting between two young black men "Yo. What up you black ass N(er) boy?" Where as of I were to greet that man in the same way, I might be eating my teeth. The same utilisation of that word is used by Aboriggas here in Oz. And the same duplicitous double standards apply to it being verbalised. Edited March 8 by Mauler5150 "Aborigga" is a word invented by Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 3 hours ago, fat ralphy said: Im planning to go to Sicily but thats a 2025 deal - oh well.....great thread. take lots of pics. Went to Sicily in 2005. can't remember much barring the gelato served inside a brioche roll which was fucking awesome. and that it was so damn hot in Palermo and Trapani the days we were there. And go to the Iso Aeolian islands - we stayed in Lipari. stunning. The right kind of stunning that makes a woman feel uninhibited and frisky and determined that you're both going to live la dolce vita. ya dig. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 So I am checked into a pub hotel at a place called Bolgart. I might make a quick video tomorrow to show you the locale and whilst it isn't foreign to Me, it still is as "City slicker" who has never ventured this far east in a car. Also I had the fish and chips with salad here and it kicked the arse of the pubs right on the northern suburb beaches of Perth, which given I am about 2 hours drive inland from the coast makes one wonder... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 epic thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 On 3/6/2024 at 8:36 PM, LUGR said: Dang……so @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONERwas right all along. This has already been established years ago in another thread. Not to mention 6th grade science class. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 On 3/6/2024 at 7:22 PM, Schnitzel said: Dorado Day for @LUGR Morning snorkel with the boy - visibility was shit. found a wicked concrete pipeline I could walk along to get miles out in the water. Probably a sewage line but it meant we could walk out rather than swim out. An interesting thing from the US occupation was the rise of drive-in diners all over the island. we were told to go to Cape Zanpa Drive-in. So we did. Coffee and burgers and shakes went up the lighthouse and watched a guy frantically casting to take advantage of the Dorado kicking around the deep water cliffs (my wife's camera has a piece of dust stuck in the lens can you tell?) My man... WTF??? How do you not know that water is radioactive and toxic as fuck after the Fukushima nuclear meltdown? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Yo - that is a solid concern. I was just talking about how fucking gangster all the elderly were when that shit happened, volunteering to go work in the radiation. Sacrificing themselves - fucking huge balls. Props. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Lol @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONERgot banned from Facebook again 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Its an election year - there is a lot at stake on FB these days. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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