theprotester Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Shutup you fuckin' round eye. My mates missus is a Chinese, she reckon in Australia the Asian racism towards Aussies is rife as hell, it's just most of us are too dumb to understand what they're saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 If you get called a guizi (gway-dza), maozi (mao-dza) or laowai (lao-why), then you are being abused. Guizi is ghost, maozi basically means 'hairy and unevolved' and laowai is one that I don't fully understand but is not particularly polite. The Chinese here treat each other worse than they treat other races. It's funny how such a nationalistic peoples can be so cruel to their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Forgot the most important one: sha-bi (sha-bee) - retarded cunt, probably the most common term of abuse in China. I've seen old ladies calling their husbands a shabi on the street, gotta love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Are their a lot of fires because of the fireworks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (I think this might be a local custom as I've not witnessed that at other weddings. [/img][/url] I think the vast majority of what you just described is probably local custom. All I had to do was show up at the house for some little tea ceremony, then after the American wedding have the reception at a Chinese restaurant in China town. I just called wifey into the room and let her read your description to see if she ever heard of any of that. She vouched that on her cousins wedding day when he showed up to get her all the little kids hit the groom up for the red envelopes, but that she's never heard of any rumble between aunties and the groom having to find the brides shoes then bust down the door and all that. She doesn't doubt your story, but says that that's the most extreme shit that she's ever heard of. And most of her fam are all FOB's. There's no way in hell that I would have been down for what you just described LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 An astonishing amount and not just spot fires either. Read this: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2009-02/10/content_7461514.htm Watch these: - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Also, the red envelopes are real common for any holiday or special occasions. Instead of birthday cards or on Chinese New Year etc, we get the red envelopes with money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 I think the vast majority of what you just described is probably local custom. All I had to do was show up at the house for some little tea ceremony, then after the American wedding have the reception at a Chinese restaurant in China town. I just called wifey into the room and let her read your description to see if she ever heard of any of that. She vouched that on her cousins wedding day when he showed up to get her all the little kids hit the groom up for the red envelopes, but that she's never heard of any rumble between aunties and the groom having to find the brides shoes then bust down the door and all that. She doesn't doubt your story, but says that that's the most extreme shit that she's ever heard of. And most of her fam are all FOB's. There's no way in hell that I would have been down for what you just described LMAO! This wedding was in Hubei and I've been to similar weddings in Beijing. There are definitely some local customs mixed in, such as the piss bucket and going to the new house before the reception (I think the fighting aunties may have been more of a local 'standard' rather than custom). But the shoe thing and busting down the door is more widespread. The tea ceremony you mentioned was the kids giving the parents a cup of tea and all that shit, right? Don't want to pry but which part of China is your wive's family from? Mine is obviously Hubei. *Yeah, red envelopes for fucking everything over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The tea ceremony you mentioned was the kids giving the parents a cup of tea and all that shit, right? Don't want to pry but which part of China is your wive's family from? Mine is obviously Hubei. Nah, the tea ceremony was us giving tea to her parents and uncles and aunts and grandpop etc. They're from the south where they speak Cantonese. She not sure how it's spelled, but it sounds like Guan Zhao or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 yeah, Guangzhou, that's what I was thinking, Guangdong province. They speak a different lingo altogether than the rest of China, some argue that the Cantonese have more more in common with Southeast Asian's than they do with Han China. Their customs down there will be quite different than that throughout most of China. And right, yeah, that's what I meant, the people getting married (the kids) offer tea to the parents in a reverent and solemn fashion. That's been part of the deal in all the weddings I've been to, including my own. Let me be clear though, the wedding I'm posting now is not mine, I didn't go through all that. I put a shoe on at the entrance to the house, we drove up the street to the reception room, ate food and went home. I wasn't up for all the hullabaloo either. Plus, you have to have all your family and friends there to do all that shit and I didn't inflict being in that remote and dirty place on anyone else other than my parents. We just took out a bar for the night in Beijing and partied with friends instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Speaking of the wife, she's pretty square. Total homebody. Besides occasionally smoking weed and occasionally getting drunk off two or three beers, she's never been one to do drugs. After putting the kids to bed, I just got her to eat mushrooms with me just now. This should be an interesting night hahaha! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Oh jesus, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Hahahaha. Please report back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Oh man... I definitely gave her too much. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Looking forward to hearing how all that panned out! ^^^ In the mean time, Beijing, over a number of years and most recently, about 2 weeks back. View from my old apartment: Clear day - Not so clear - and yes, this is pollution, don't let anyone tell you that it's fog Off the fucking scale day - again, this is NOT fog, it's pollution largely from the coal fire power stations in Hebei around Beijing. Other factors such as industry, cars, construction, desertification, etc. all play a role but the two biggest factors are coal and industry - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Was taken out to the "Gunpowder Underground" one day by a local shopkeeper I used to chat with. It's the black market for fireworks that springs up in Hebei every year around Spring Festival (lunar new year). This is where fireworks that are banned or only supposed to be sold to licensed operators (shit the size of soccer balls you put in home-made mortar tubes, I shit you not). the larger room was pretty scary. It was in a basement that was full of people with one little doorway in and out. A dude went to light a cigarette in there (as I said, no sense of self-preservation), the staff went ape-shit and I went out the fucking door. Randomness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Music festival and nightlife - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Graffitious and rando shite These are unborn chicks cooked in their eggs. I ate a bunch of shit including insects and whatnot but I did not eat this. There are limits. this, on the other hand is delish - Shanghai sweets and pastries Was pokey but I miss this little pad This door don't snitch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 @ Mercer - judging a country as large and diverse as China on one or two cities is like judging the US on Detroit and small town East Texas. I'm no great fan of Beijing and Hubei either but Shanghai, Hong Kong and Qingdao are pretty awesome places. Chengdu, Hangzhou, Dali and some other joints are supposed to be awesome, you rarely hear a bad word about them. I've never been to those joints though. Filipino man-sluts on tour - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Market grime DAT OIL http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/28/you-may-never-eat-street-food-in-china-again-after-watching-this-video/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 These are unborn chicks cooked in their eggs. I ate a bunch of shit including insects and whatnot but I did not eat this. There are limits. I have a friend that has an Asian girlfriend, not sure where shes from exactly, she made this and he told me to try one of these. He told me what it was so I wasn't surprised. I love deviled eggs; this is not deviled eggs. Mine was still in the shell so i had to peel it open. there was a part stuck to the shell that was really solid. i think it was where all the calcium from what wouldve been the birds bones gathered and solidified. It was something different, not necessarily good, but I'm glad I tried it. It did give me the mean shits that night tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I now have absolutely no interest in ever going to china, learning about chinese culture or eating any type of chinese food ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 When i was in Korea there was so much shit blowing over from China, I thought that was bad. But those pics are horrendous, must be so hard to breathe in that. Do you have any pics of the subway systems or trains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 wow I thought the pollution in India around Delhi/Agra was bad but that is nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Yeah, the severity simply cannot be over-stated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Looking forward to hearing how all that panned out! ^^^ We ate said mushrooms. I gave her a conservative amount of her half, and ate my half all at once. I came back to computer and posted about it, then logged off for the night. Went back to the couch with her. Watched a little TV and then the colors in the room and on the TV started getting brighter and I started getting that nervous "antsy" feeling. She said she wasn't feeling anything. After about 10 or 15 minutes of it kicking in for me and her saying that she wasn't feeling anything, I got it into my head that there must be something wrong with her. So I shared the rest of her half with her. Went and took a piss, then came back and she's talking about "OK, I think I feel something, lets go hang out in the back yard". We went and laid on the flat bottom of the mini ramp that I'm building and started making out and shit. A couple drops of rain started to fall, then she informs me that her pussy's throbbing, and so we go back inside where she throws me down on the bed and practically rapes me. I in turn fuck the shit out of her. Then after cleaning up, it really starts kicking in. She's kinda scatterbrained between being tired from fucking (that shit always puts her to sleep), and wanting to watch TV. I tell her that it's better to not try to go to sleep, and so we make our way back to the couch. She wants to watch some show about witches, I tell her that that's probably not a good idea and switch the channel to Comedy Central where South Park is on. We watch this for a little bit until I have to piss again, and so I get up to piss. Then try to hock a lugi which somehow triggers a little puke session. She hears me puking in the other room, and all of a sudden her good time turns bad and she's rushing in the room to puke too. Talking bout she wants to go to bed afterwards (probably due to being tired from fucking). I try to convince her that's not a good idea, and that she should stay awake with me, next thing I know she's on her ass laughing her ass off about her arms are in the way. Then her legs are in the way. She can't even stand. I eventually help her into bed and chill with her for a while. Then eventually go back to doing whatever. Flipping through the channels. Nothing is worth watching. I'm starting to come down and just being lost in my thoughts about whatever. Then somebody knocks on the door. Not knowing who it was all late at night, and coming down off mushrooms, I run to get the gun and put one in the chamber before answering the door. It's my neighbor and he's drunk and wants to chill. I entertain him for a little bit, but let him know that I'm still coming down from mushrooms and I just wanna chill and get my mind right. He understands and bounces. I periodically check in on her to see how she's doing and she's like "I thought you were here the whole time, I was talking to you!" And Some other shit about Ned Flanders being the devil and some "wood nymphs" giving her shit about crushing their houses. Next time we do this shit, I'm pacing her. And no fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hua Guofang Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 ^^ Well I'm thinking that could have gone a whole lot worse^^ Still in Beijing The short straw - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Little fluffy clouds These two were actually in Qingdao - Drinking games with an 8 year old girl, encouraged by her parents - This is in Beidaihe, a couple of hours drive from Beijing where the Party has their summer retreat and where middle class Russians from Vladivostok holiday. Straight up, it's a fucking shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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