blacken Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 "shampoo is better I go on first and clean the hair." "conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth" .....stop staring at me swan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "she wants my cock in and around her mouth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out. Real savage." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "I got the shakes that will make you quake, I got the fries that will cross your eyes, I got the burgers... I just got burgers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "I want to poop back and forth forever" Nah not really butI just felt like leaving this here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 hey fuck you guyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 obviously you are not a golfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "this is the life we chose, the life we lead, and only one thing is certain, none of us will see heaven" "this town deserves a better class of criminal" everything Phil Ken Sebben and Tracy Morgan say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..J.J.Jockwell.. Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 u cats are missing the easiest ones! bart="Are we awake? jim="were not sure.Are we.....black?" bart="yes, we are." jim="Then were awake...But were very puzzled" mexican bandits="Badges? we dont need no stinking badges" bart="Mornin ma'am.And isnt a lovely mornin?" old lady="Up yours nigger." taggart="I hired you people to try to get a little track laid,not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!' Hedley Lamarr="Qualifications?" Applicant="Rape, murder, arson, and rape" Hedley Lamarr="You said rape twice." Applicant="I like rape." Taggart="What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin on here?' Hedley Lamarr="What in the hell happened to you?" Taggart="That damn uppity nigger hit me in the head with a shovel!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..J.J.Jockwell.. Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 This is a classic Slider="Goose, whos ass did you kiss to get in here anyways?" Goose="The list is long, but distinguished" Slider="Yeah, well so is my johnson." Maverick="I feel the need!" Maverick/Goose="The need for speed!" Maverick="Hey Slider.""sniff,sniff" Maverick="You stink." Maverick="Talk to me Goose" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "king me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..J.J.Jockwell.. Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Doc="If my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 mph, were gona see some serious shit!" Lou=" You gona order something kid? Marty Mcfly="Ah ya...give me ah...give me a tab" Lou="tab? I cant give you a tab unless you order something" Marty Mcfly="Alright give me a pepsi free" Lou="You want a pepsi pal..Your gona pay for it!" Stella Baines="He's avery strange young man" Sam baines="He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, If you ever have a kid that acts that way i'll disown you." Marty Mcfly="Wait a minute doc, Are you trying to tell me my mother has the hots for me?" Doc="Precisely" Marty Mcfly="Woah, thats heavy." Doc="Theres that word again "Heavy" Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earths gravitational pull?" Biff Tannen="Since your new here I-I'm gona cut you a break...Today So, why dont you make like a tree and get outa here?" Marty Mcfly=" Doc, we better back up, we dont have enough road to get up to 88!" Doc="Roads? Where we're goin, we dont need roads." Biff Tannen="What are you lookin at butthead!" Skinhead="Hey biff get a load of this guys life preserver. Dork thinks hes gonna drown!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 oh, i can go lower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 ^fuck those pics never fail to make me laugh. ........................................................... i have quotes i reference and people never get it. i can't think of any examples right now but i will say this: GET TO THA CHOPPPPAAAAA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. CANNONBALL!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 word. burgundy was hilarious the studio needs to bankroll the sequel gatdammit. move along now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 You know how I know you're gay?-40 year old virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 "look, Fuck You. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck those socks with the belt on it. Fuck yo gay ass Harry Potter accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck yo yuck mouth teeth. Fuck yo hair piece. Fuck yo chocolate. Fuck Guy Richie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck The Queen. This is America. My President is Black and my Lambo is Blue Nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room. And if I see you in the street i’m slapping the shit outta ya." Riley - The Boondocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 this: Cliff: Now, wait a minute and listen. I haven't seen Clarence in three years. Yesterday he shows up here with a girl, sayin' he got married. He told me he needed some quick cash for a honeymoon, so he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. I wanted to help him out so I wrote out a check. We went to breakfast and that's the last I saw of him. So help me God. They never thought to tell me where they were goin'. And I never thought to ask. Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from. Cliff: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? Coccotti: Sure. Cliff: Got a match? Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Uh-huh. Cliff: You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Cliff: It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 this probably was posted but i couldnt care less: "you know, i think that you got the wrong impression about me. i think in all fairness i should explain to you exactly what it is that i do. for instance, tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see ya, and uh, if you dont have my money for me, ill crack your fuckin head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. and just about the time that im comin out of jail, hopefully, youll be comin out of your coma. and guess what? ill split your fuckin head open again, cause im fuckin stupid. i dont give a fuck about jail, thats my business, thats what i do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Eli Sunday: Your child, that you raised, you have abandoned all because he was sick and you have sinned, so say it now, “I am a sinner.” Plainview: I am a sinner. Eli Sunday: Say it louder: “I am a sinner.” Plainview: I am a sinner. Eli Sunday: Louder, Daniel: “I am a sinner!" Plainview: I am a sinner. Eli Sunday: "I am sorry Lord." Plainview: I am sorry Lord. Eli Sunday: "I want the blood.” Plainview: I want the blood. Eli Sunday: You have abandoned your child! Plainview: I’ve abandoned my child. Eli Sunday: “I will never backslide." Plainview: I will never backslide. Eli Sunday: "I was lost but now I am found." Plainview: I was lost but now I'm found. Eli Sunday: "I have abandoned my child.” Say it, say it... Plainview: I’ve abandoned my child. Eli Sunday: Say it louder, say it louder! Plainview: I’ve abandoned my child! I’ve abandoned my child! I’ve abandoned my boy! Eli Sunday: Beg for the blood! Plainview: Just give me the blood Eli, let me get out of here. Give me the blood, Lord, and let me get away! Eli Sunday: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Plainview: Yes, I do. Eli Sunday: Get out of here, Devil! Plainview: Can't feel that, Eli. Eli Sunday: Out, Devil! Out, sin! Plainview: Let me feel the power of the Lord, Eli! Eli Sunday: Do you accept the Church of the Third Revelation as your spiritual guide? Plainview: Yes, I do. Eli Sunday: Get out of here, get out of here! Plainview: Where is your Lord, Eli, let me feel Him! Where is He? Where is He? There He is! Oh, there He is! Eli Sunday: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Savior? Plainview: Yes, I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 i drank yo milkshake, boy * nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 snoop: good mornin scrub. built you a lil fort, huh? get the fuck up out yo lil fort, nigga. kid: i hate you. snoop: i hate you too lil nigga. you aint my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 All from the same movie... anyone remember this movie? Freddy Benson: [in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping! Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist? Freddy Benson: No! Freddy Benson: I've got culture coming out of my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 "I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, 'Shut the fuck up,' I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--r4H6aKPig&NR=1 @2:15 and 6:29 I guess in the end I'm just a trendy ass poser If the milk turns out to be sour Nick, i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. The price is wrong, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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