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Now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

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Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

 

potential |pəˈten ch əl|

 

adjective [ attrib. ]

 

having or showing the capacity to become or develop into something in the future:

 

a two-pronged campaign to woo potential customers. See note at latent .

 

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why does helen keller wear tight pants?

so you can read her lips.

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Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

 

ok, let's do this then...

 

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

 

a)made her read bird seed

b)left the plunger in the toilet

c)put her in a round room and told her to sit in the corner

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

 

You would too if your name was auuuughhhgnngjhgn.

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What did Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff?

 

Nothing, she had mittens on.

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Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

 

ok, let's do this then...

 

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

 

a)made her read bird seed

b)left the plunger in the toilet

c)put her in a round room and told her to sit in the corner

 

 

d)glued doorknobs to the walls.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a 4 story doll house, with full ameneties and working elecrticity???

 

 

neither did she...

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Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

 

... i've been laughing at these jokes for a solid 6 years now. Still hearing new ones all the time.

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Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

 

ok, let's do this then...

 

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

 

a)made her read bird seed

b)left the plunger in the toilet

c)put her in a round room and told her to sit in the corner

 

d)glued doorknobs to the walls.

e)rearranged the furniture

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Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes?

 

:lol:

 

med coming through and one-upping both of us!

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