francis buxton Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes? ... i've been laughing at these jokes for a solid 6 years now. Still hearing new ones all the time. How old are you? I heard my first Hellen Keller joke when I was like, 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 29, 2010 Author Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes? I heard my first hellen keller joke in high school, kind of deprived i guess. And there is an offensive jokes thread, but i had to make some sort of save from a terrible fail thread. This was the best i could do, and I still thought it would just get trolled. But I digress, If hellen keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes? What did Hellen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed her hands off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlligatorSpit Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes? I made up a joke the other day. Why did Juvenile call that one album 400 degreez?? Because hes always pre heating his oven, because he loves frozen pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 to be sung like yankee doodle helen keller came to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it "uuunngghhhhnffff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: shit...now what? Hellen Keller jokes? I made up a joke the other day. Why did Juvenile call that one album 400 degreez?? Because hes always pre heating his oven, because he loves frozen pizza. jokes are supposed to be funny...right? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 My apologies to the mods for the thread title, forgot you were trying to keep it cleanish. What was the worst day of Helen Keller's life? When she burned her mouth and couldn't taste anything, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 How long did it take Helen Keller to change a lightbulb? Why the fuck would helen Keller need light bulbs?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 29, 2010 Author Share Posted August 29, 2010 How did Helen Keller burn her face? trying to answer the iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 why can't hellen keller drive? cause she's a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she can moan with the other 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 30, 2010 Author Share Posted August 30, 2010 the driving joke is the first joke i posted in this thread, and cali posted the masturbate joke already too. READ MORE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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