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NIGGAZ ON THE OONTZ THROWIN BLOW FOR BLOW, ACT LIKE YOU KNOW NOOBZ, SOME REAL HORROR SHOW.

UMAD NIGGAZ NEEDA GRABA SEAT, CALLIN MOMMY IN THE KITCHEN WITH THEM CHEETO FEET.

TOY NIGGAZ STAY FRONTIN ON THE EASTER HAM, IT'S JUST ROBOTIC INTERWEBZ,

CORNY AS DAMON WAYNES IN BLANKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!IIIT'S NIGHTMARE!

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fuck gin n juice im not a victorian whore

ill keep it coming till i hit the floor*pause will be soon im pretty tired*

my rhymes are like poo poo

and my grammar and spelling is on the same level as a chink who wears fubu

im armand hammer with whitening power your teeth il clean

and leave your breath fresher than flowers cos i am real mean?

 

 

yeah uh chek it whu whu

straight from the suburbs outside of london rolling with the man-dem

air max trainers that i got from kempton

nike trackie bottems that i nicked from landannn

ralph lauren with the colar up

my hair shaved back n sides cos im a fuckin ard nut

talking with an accent walking with a limp

when you look at me ill call you a gimp

smack in the mug and go through your pockets

up your ass il shove some fire rockets.

i rep the hood and listen to biggie wishing one day that i could be biggie

but all the girls and all the guys are always lauging cos im only 4 ft 5

so wait till i prove that im a real man and shank that cunt for calling me fam...

 

the fuck :confused:

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fuck gin n juice im not a victorian whore

ill keep it coming till i hit the floor*pause will be soon im pretty tired*

my rhymes are like poo poo

and my grammar and spelling is on the same level as a chink who wears fubu

im armand hammer with whitening power your teeth il clean

and leave your breath fresher than flowers cos i am real mean?

 

 

yeah uh chek it whu whu

straight from the suburbs outside of london rolling with the man-dem

air max trainers that i got from kempton

nike trackie bottems that i nicked from landannn

ralph lauren with the colar up

my hair shaved back n sides cos im a fuckin ard nut

talking with an accent walking with a limp

when you look at me ill call you a gimp

smack in the mug and go through your pockets

up your ass il shove some fire rockets.

i rep the hood and listen to biggie wishing one day that i could be biggie

but all the girls and all the guys are always lauging cos im only 4 ft 5

so wait till i prove that im a real man and shank that cunt for calling me fam...

 

the fuck :confused:

 

FUCK NI99AS NEED TO ARM THE HAMMER

KEEP THE HAMMER IN MY HAND, THATS MY ARM AND HAMMER

DAYUM, I SHOOT YA WHOLE FAM JUST TO HARM YA MAMMA

 

GANGSTA GRILLZ YOU BASTARDS

**TAPE REWIND NOISE**

DR-DR-DR-DRAMATIC-DRAMATIC

**TAPE REWIND NOISE**

 

ICE LIKE FREEZER BURN

PUT YOU ON ICE FUCK NIGGAS GET THEY FREEZERS TURNED

CREAMSICLE NIGGAS GON GET FREEZER BURNED

IMMA WORK HARDER TILL MY EARRINGS EARNED

STICK YA WITH THE POPSICLE AND U MAYBE LEARNED

NOT TO FUCK WITH THE TRAPSTAR, EAS' ATLANTA

FUCK NI99AS NEED TO ARM THE HAMMER

KEEP THE HAMMER IN MY HAND, THATS MY ARM AND HAMMER

I SHOOT YA WHOLE FAM JUST TO HARM YA MAMMA

INJ COLD AS THE WINTERTIME

MISTER FREEZE TRIED TO STEAL MY SHINE

IM IN A BATMOBILE SWERVIN CROSSIN LANE LINES

YA BITCH BACKSTROKIN LIKE THESE LAME DIMES

IM A ZIPLOC SHAWTY NIGGA TEST MINES

BAG YOU UP LIKE CRACK ON THE RED LINE

MY EARRING SHINE LIKE GOLD IN A GOLD MINE

 

BURRR

 

CAPS LOCC IS MY FUCCIN CLICK

I LOAD THE BISCUIT COME THROUGH PACKIN EXTRA CLIPS

SMOKIN PURPLE LIKE IM HATE FUCKIN PUSSY LIPS

BITCHES SCREAMIN BUT SHE BLEEDIN OUT HER PUSSY LIPS

YEAAAHHHHHHH

AND MY SWAG LIKE A CRUISE SHIP

IM SAILIN BITCHES ALL ABOARD ON A NIGGA DICK

30 BITCHES ROCKIN LIFE JACKETS IN MY CLICK

I SKEET IN HER MOUF BUT IM FINNA TIP

SO SHE AINT SAYIN SHIT

 

BURR

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Jesus. This is like watching a retard read a thesaurus out loud.

 

Actually, that's an insult to the thesaurus.

AWWW YOU MAD! YOU MAAAAD!

JOKES ABOUT AS FUNNY AS SINBAD

THINK YOU HOT SHIT CAUSE YOUZ A MOD

BUT YOU ABOUT AS GANGSTA AS MAIL FRAUD

DONT BE MAD CAUSE WE STYLIN ON YOU

HOMME YOU GOT PLAYED BY A MOTHERFUCKING JEW

 

PS. If you hate this thread so much why do you keep checking it and making posts?

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Mad cuz I shit on beats and treat your face like a toilet seat

In a public restroom, you’re just the fly that’s annoyin’ me

But I won’t swat ya, I’ll kidnap ya, you’ll wake up inside of a helicopter

Grab you and hold your face to the blade and leave you chopped up

You fuckin’ cocksuck, I’ll save the E-R, you’re gonna need it

No stitches or tourniquet will help the wounds I leave bleedin’

I keep it grimier than coal miners chewin' Skoal in slow diners

My flow, there's no finer, you wanna go, with no timer?

Thinkin’ you hip-hop, bitch, you ain’t even a sub-genre

And if I hear bullshit talk from between ya lips one more time, I’ma

…Fuck it, the torture’s worse in the moment with the bloodlust

Cut your dick, affix a penis pump and watch the blood gush

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"Last edited by armand hammer : Today at 05:27 AM. Reason: edited for earl broclo to not think im such a ritard. "

 

 

HAHAHA.

 

I'm just fucking with you guys. Do your thing in here. You can't go on a forum and "write" rhymes and not expect to get shit on. That has been a staple joke for a while now. I just find it funny.

 

I promise I won't come in here and call you retards anymore.

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