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YO, LET ME GET WICKED!,

I SURELY ATE A DUCK SURELY LUCK CANT FIT IT,

WHAT THATS CLICKING,

MUST BE A CHICKEN,

WORD TO MY KNEE,

BITCHES BE TRIFL-ING!,

HAND A BUTTER CUP,

PITCHFORK SHITFORK,WHO COVERED UP!,

HAND THE MIC 1-2,

AND I'LL GLADLY POO 1,2, ON U.

*drops mic!!! walks off*

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grabs mic walks on

take a poo on me ill put a shoe on you

grab my self some fries and a chiken too

eat some taco bell and truck stop sammich with some mayo goo

one two three hours ima get at chu

wait till your asleep and squat on you

food poisoning just set in my bowls empty on your face foo

chunks of chiken mince and some lettuce too

 

*zips up and walks off*

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it's Hater Hater , yes, i cater the freighters ,

i pack the bricks , mason work , vicks an chicks ,

but nah , call me ramma damma , pop-pop i tote the llama llama,

ask ya baby mama , bank account comma after comma,

bilderberg group pays me , osama , obama

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EARLY MORNIN TRAPPIN - SKEETED IN A NAPKIN

 

BUMP FOR THE REMIX

 

I GOT MORE BITCHES THAN A DOG SHELTER

SHORTY GOT A FAT ASS AND I MIGHT A FELT HER

IF I WASNT EATIN NIGGAS THEN I MIGHT A FELT HER

BUT I TOOK EIGHT PILLS AND NOW IM HELTAH SKELTAH

 

INJURY SO ICEY AND WE IN THE CLUB

POPPIN BOTTLES GETTIN CRANK WHERES THAT GROUPIE LOVE

YO GIRL IS COLD BUT I STILL PUT IT IN DA DUB

SHE SCREAMIN DAMN BUT BELIEVE IMA POUR IT UP

SHE SEE MY DICK LIKE A BASEBALL BAT

SO MUCH WOOD THAT THE BEAVER GON REMEMBER THAT

YEEEAAAUUUHHHH

LOU'VILLE SLUGGA NIGGA HATE ON THAT

IMA SLUG YA STRAIGHT WITH THE BISCUIT AND DAS A FACT

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ILLINOIS STATE OF MIND NIGGA!

 

YEAH IM UP IN ALBANY, NOW IM DOWN IN PILSEN

RIGHT NEXT TO DALEY, A CITY JOB IS WHAT THAT NIGGA GIVIN

YEAH I MADE IT IN CHICAGO, I CAN MAKE IT ANYWHEREE

 

I USE TO BANG IN AUSTIN, ALL OF MY PAISA NIGGAS

BLACK PEOPLE WAS CRAZY, NIGGAS LOVE PULLIN TRIGGAS

TOOK THEM TO THE GUN SPOT, RIGHT ON BELMONT AUSTIN

CATCH ME ON THE RED LINE, WHIPPIN UP LACESS

 

IM FROM CHICAGOOOOO

FUCKIN BITCHES EVERYDAY YOU KNOWWWW

I MIGHT JUST FUCK YOUR HOEEEEEE

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AYE

AYE

AYE

AYE

 

EARLY MORNIN TRAPPIN - SKEETED IN A NAPKIN

MY MORNIN WOOD FACE GOT THE BITCHES FLIPPIN SATIN

AYE

ROCKS IN THE POT BUT IM LOOKIN LIKE A CAPTAIN

BRICK SQUAD GENERAL, BUBBLE KUSHIE GATHERIN

AYE

ME AND MY NIGGAS BOUT THE MONEY AND THE SCRILLA (SCRILLA)

I DONT FUCK WITH VANILLA, THE CHOCOLATE IS A KILLA (KILLA)

AYE

YOUNG JUICEMAN AND ALL I DO IS AYE

AYE

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm 24'd.

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ME AND SUKI ROLLIN ON DUBS

64 IMPALA WITH THEM 24 PUGS

AND WE GOT CALI IN THE BACK

SITTING WITH A CHICK CALLED HEART ATTACK

HIT THE HYDRAULICS TO KEEP THE WHEEL FROM SCRAPING

GOT TO GET THAT BITCH TO A MAURY TAPING

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hahaha shit man

that had me laughing on the can

 

refrences to fat bitches gave

my butt hole the twitches

dropping big turds

like i was bombing the kurds

 

getting up walking to my room

shit i forgot to whipe

dont want the cling ons of doom

damn they tangled in the hairs, im in for a fight

 

grab the razor blade start cutting away

look in the mirror my assholes got a high top fade

 

got some moisturiser cream

rubbed it on the rim

nice n smooth so fresh n so clean

 

sittin on my bed i check the tab

megavideo says the limits reached

fuck that shit im a h4x0r fag

check on the torrent the downloads peaked

 

10 more minutes and the porn is mine

full feture length on some sexy ass feet

ah fuck this i aint got time

look in the mirror start jerkin to my feet cos they is fine

 

jizzed on my shirt oh shits it black

this aint coming off its drieing fast

grab some water

but its too late ive sealed my fate...

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AIGHT, YO.. UGH... CHYEAH.. AIGHT YO YO PEEP IT MY NIGGAS

 

this nigga armand's rhymes made him feel super duper,

but the only thing i know from is the gay stormtrooper,

Crocodile Tears' flick got your boy lookin' ta smash,

but once revealed its a guy, your boy was lookin' ta dash,

now you so embarassed you feel like boo hoo,

call me outdated but that memory gave you a 12oz boo boo,

 

 

i aint here to start no grimeyness,

but TheoHuxtable is the lord of this thread, call him your highness,

rhymes is fresh like garden salad,

that DAO part got me in tears like a power ballad,

but i dont even know the homey, so ima give him a break,

but if he ever comes back here, ima ask for a philly cheesesteak.

 

 

now im done with this lame shennanigans,

time to get drunk and beat up some hooligans,

my rhymes be velvet smooth, thanks to GURU

rest in peace my man, but im out 'cuz tha rest of y'all is doodoo.

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ughhhhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhh

 

wut wut, ughhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhh guhhhhhhhhhhh

 

loler

 

ughhhh yo

 

itz me the blackboatshoe,

 

CLIP UP GANG is what i am.

if you aint CLIP you aint fam.

now kick back and relax while i roast a chicken.

hold up while i go give your girl the dicken.

SALINA KANSUSHHH 2010 WORLD CAPITOL is where i hail,

fuck fall river ma, they just a piss pail.

i rock 2 fitteds both with the stickers.

all you haters do is whine and bicker.

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get off the CUG nuts if you aint a bitch.

all you cornballs should hit up HITCH.

i leave my 1's out of my stack like it aint crap,

i make the hunnitz spittin these terrible raps.

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now we out here about 500 deep,

holla at the CLIP UP GANG if you wana feel defeat.

once we done clippin you the fam gonna eat.

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shout outs to MAK, KILLA COCAINE WAYNE AKA HUSTLE HARRIS, MR.COM, KNOWWHEREFAST, JUGZER FOR PUTTING TOGETHER OUR TRACKZ, FREAKYYNC, ABCS, AND THE 100 HUNNIT PROOF FAM FROM SJ.

KEEP IT 100 HUNNIT YELLA NIGGUHZ

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terrible raps, with visuals, you guys love it.

 

:lol: :lol:

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12oz,

 

is full of shit,

and retarded assholes who probably can't knit,

any clothes,

to save their sorry asses,

they probably got held back twice in their school classes

 

drinkin out of glasses-ass kids,

never gonna have kids, oh ye they undies got the skids,

 

cuz they just shit themselves, after hearing my types,

but they just gonna tell you that they forgot to whipe..

 

 

aahhhh yeee

 

ahh no there it is.

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crocodile tears may have caught me out

but i manned up and took that beating without a pout

i didnt cry and i didnt shit myself im still alive

unlike that bitch ass 11year old who gave up and took the dive.

 

im not feeling super im feeling pooper

cos my ass is so loose from getting pumped by that trooper

i give it to you that was funny

i wish i had some money for a hooker and some coke

but the local brothel just got busted like that twat raoul moat

 

i cant even rhyme this my best

ill even admit im actually trying

cos like you said im a closet case thats always crying

so ill bid you adew and wait for the reply

until then my sir a farewell and kind goodbye.

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AYOOOO AYOOOOAYYYO AY AY AYO

AYO YEAH YO YO YEAH AYO AYOYEAHYO

LOL...

 

 

SAY BR0 WHO YOU PROPPIN AT? IM A HERO,

GOD SEND GOD SON GET THAT SHIT POPPIN, CHANNEL ZERO.

HAND TO HAND ALL MY DE NIRO, YALL ACTIN HARD

BUT SOFT BUILT LIKE PLAY-DOH, I SEE YA LIL KID TEAM.

SOFT SQUAD CREAM STUFFED TO THE SEAMS LIKE A HO-HO.

MAKE A MOVE THATS A OH NO, THE 45 SPEAK ONLY OCHO,

THATA NO GO

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AYOOOO AYOOOOAYYYO AY AY AYO

AYO YEAH YO YO YEAH AYO AYOYEAHYO

LOL...

 

 

SAY BR0 WHO YOU PROPPIN AT? IM A HERO,

GOD SEND GOD SON GET THAT SHIT POPPIN, CHANNEL ZERO.

HAND TO HAND ALL MY DE NIRO, YALL ACTIN HARD

BUT SOFT BUILT LIKE PLAY-DOH, I SEE YA LIL KID TEAM.

SOFT SQUAD CREAM STUFFED TO THE SEAMS LIKE A HO-HO.

MAKE A MOVE THATS A OH NO, THE 45 SPEAK ONLY OCHO,

THATA NO GO

 

YO BRO IM SORRY BRO ILL PROP YO ASS TO-O?

TYPIN IN CAPS WHAT THE FUCK FOR-O?

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID-O

GET AT ME WITH SOME REAL RHYMES AND ILL GET MY SIS TO GIVE YOU HEAD-O

TRUST SHE CAN BLOW LIKE A TRUE NIGGER HOE-O

IM JUST FILLING THIS THREAD WITH WHITE RHYMES AND WHACK WORDS

TILL THE FUNNY NIGUHS SHOW AND WRECK SHIT LIKE MY LOVER EDWARDO.

 

PEACE YO.

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crocodile tears may have caught me out

but i manned up and took that beating without a pout

i didnt cry and i didnt shit myself im still alive

unlike that bitch ass 11year old who gave up and took the dive.

 

im not feeling super im feeling pooper

cos my ass is so loose from getting pumped by that trooper

i give it to you that was funny

i wish i had some money for a hooker and some coke

but the local brothel just got busted like that twat raoul moat

 

i cant even rhyme this my best

ill even admit im actually trying

cos like you said im a closet case thats always crying

so ill bid you adew and wait for the reply

until then my sir a farewell and kind goodbye.

 

YOU SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT SHAKESPEARE

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HEY YO,

CHECK , ,

CHECK , ,

CHECK , ,

 

THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR TO WRECK,

WHAT YOU EXPECT, SEE I CONFESS,

THE FUNKY COLD BROTHA,,,,

THAT KEEPS ON TWISTIN' DIALECT,

YOU KNOW YOU SWEAT,,,

I HIT THE SET, YOUR GIRL GETS MUCHO WET,

I MAKE HER SWITCH TEAMS,HA, HAAAA, I WIN ANOTHER BET,

SHE TRIES TO STRETCH,

I CRAM MY SHIT ALL IN THAT MONKEY-VEST.

 

BOOM,BOOM,,,CRACK,,,,CRACK,,,CRACK,,,,CRACK,

 

I'M STEADY SMACKIN KIDS,

YOUR CONJESTED WITH WACKNESS,

ME GOTS SO MUCH CHEDDA.

NOTH-IN LEFT TO DO BUT STACK THIS,

YOUR WACK SHIT,,,,,,

IT'S INFESTING THE LAB KID,

REMOVE YOURSELF YOUR DONE,

I'LL LOCK YOU UP IN A CABIN,

AND JUST THEN,

YOUR WHOLE TEAM HITS THE BRICKS KID,

YOUR ALL ALONE, I DON'T CONDONE,

STOP REACHIN FOR FAME TRICK.

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AIGHTTT EYO, YOU NIGGAS THOUGHT WE WAS DONE? NAHHHHH BROTHA, AIGHT UGHH... UGHHH... TOUGH ASS BEAT NIGGA LEZ GO!

 

 

atleast armand didnt bitch 'bout the funniez,

my man was a sport, so ima let him fuck some playboy bunnies,

that was the best laugh ive had in a while,

almost better than south park with cartman, stan, and kyle.

 

but now these rhymes got me going like a lyrical genocide,

raging up like roidheads in seaside with my brain fried,

and when i spit, my words rip through a kid's brain tissues,

leaving him a bit retarded with some mental issues,

rap aint nothing to play with and aint nothing to mis-use,

but ima stop this shit for now and keep drinking my gin n' juice.

 

 

 

 

brb 4 hours.

 

edit:: oh, and bump blackboatshoes :lol:

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