armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 :lol:...but seriously i imagine blood fart to have a perfect va jay jay..dont ruin that thought for me swamp,just dont. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I have both a massive penis and a perfect vagina. It's called being magic. I also have the skin of a newborn baby and can take a punch to the face like a champ. Don't doubt me, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 the world needs to be repopulated by your type..fuck dealing with crazy stalker exes on a packed platform way too much temptation to drop that bitch on the fucking tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 You should have punched that Turkish kids face off after he stole your bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 FUCK THE IRS That should be written in the BSM charter statement...all the dope gangs have a manifesto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Next time I see that greasy little Turkish bastard, I'm going to kick him in the guts so hard it's going to send him back in time and kill his mother while she was conceiving him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I have both a massive penis and a perfect vagina. It's called being magic. I also have the skin of a newborn baby and can take a punch to the face like a champ. Don't doubt me, son. sounds pretty BSM to me doods.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Next time I see that greasy little Turkish bastard, I'm going to kick him in the guts so hard it's going to send him back in time and kill his mother while she was conceiving him. just make sure he has no relatives because them turks will do a lot worse than run a train on you're perky little ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I'll kick him so hard it will kill everyone he's ever known. My legs are just that strong. I would show you a photo of my legs, but then I'd have to kill you too. They are top secret weapons of mass destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 flicks or.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I've dropped my pants for more groups of random strangers in the last week than it's even possible to count. They are all now dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 im down for dieing for you're legs..that way i can say thier to die for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 all this talk of sexy legs is hurting my BSM's yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 kinda homo brah..brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 oops.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 so uh yeah where are these sexy legs that were spoken ? there better be hair on them or im killing a bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I spent til 6 in the morning mixing opiates and booze and talking to my future wife... BSM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I'm a blood fart supporter. That user name alone is BSM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Swamp doesn't like her but she's pretty OG bsm... Dow put her in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 It's not that I don't like her, I'm opposed to women being BSM period. I guess I'll just have to pretend she's not here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 sorry man bsm is a mindset.. You don't need big sexy muscles to be bsm... You just need to have big sexy muscles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Im about to get really sick for the next week or so... my dr is fucking me over before he transfers me to pain mgmnt... he seriously prescribed 3 10 mg tabs a day... for a broken spine and fusing bone graft. Are you fucking serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 oh yeah BF do you want to be FB friends with BB? also my boy is writing a screenplay with me and the black midget bc we have the same last name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Last week I was at some bar round the way, I was getting my usual drunken on. I was having a good time hollering at wimminz and slappin ass when, suddenly out of the corner of my eye I saw nachos, for some reason I needed some. Long story short I walked over to said nachos and grabbed a bunch only to be whined at by some homo"those are ours", so I'm all "I care not" with my mouthful, grabbed more and walked back to my table, it was good for a laugh, thought this was the place to share it....BSM enough to be down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 FUCK THE IRS That should be written in the BSM charter statement...all the dope gangs have a manifesto real talk ex wifey hit me up yesterday saying the dept of revenue was calling, hella umad and DEMANDING that i call them fuuuuuuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 tell them you cant talk right now you're busy bsming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 tre, never begging for props, t'was genuine. your pal, BNH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I can take a punch to the face like a champ. Don't doubt me, son. i can account for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 i just dropped a bill on roxys, bsm as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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