JUST THE TIP Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. when she started crying i told her "god damn, youre worse than my ex-wife" and her mom laughed. fuggit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. that's hilarious. i feel comfortable laughing because i blame the mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. i never made a trip to brokeback mountain...where is that again? Where you and your girl had the best bbq in the world, pause. But I told you where it was. My suggestion is just work as much as possible to keep her from bitching and keep you away from her. Bitches go crazy after childbirth till like the 12-18 month period, then they start to come to reality. And dow, I thought about it. I did the conversion and this patch releases what I take for 4 hours over a 48 hr period. I wasn't so sick this morning tho so whatev. But yeah fucking with these things is dangerous unless you have. A high ass tolerance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. as her family was leaving, the mom stayed behind. when everybody had left, she says to me "i just wanted you to know that the reason she reacted the way she did was because she has autism" oops. autism?do you want me to punch her in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. ahhhhh.....i see who u are son. still no hot fried chicken. we were in columbia, and apparently i was being selfish for wanting to come to cashville. whatever. that bbq was delicious. sockit-to-me cake ftw. i love how the starbucks is across from the projects. like hood niggas drink lattes...nigga pssssshhh folgers nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. autism?do you want me to punch her in the face? hearing a women cry is 10x more annoying than any obnoxious music. aim for the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. ill be in the states in june or july did you take her name and address if not ill check the security tape and find her. you want a throat punch for a stunner or a killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. i just dont want to have to hear her cry again. i bet retard tears can burn your skin like goddamn drano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. :lol: :lol: dangerous things man ..wont be zombies we have to worry about..the tards spit acid n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. It's only gay if you look eachother in the eyes. Kissing on the mouth is also a signifier of gayness. Faggots. Gypsy tears = AIDS cure. Retard tears = Acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. gasface, yup. in fact, you can substitute muriatic acid with retard tears when cooking methamphetamine. did you guys ever see the episode of Lockup that had the guy that had no fingers and was burned all over his body from a meth lab explosion? he wasnt handling the retard tears as careful as he should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. In cases like that, they should really just look at the guy and be like: "Did you learn your lesson?" Then let him go try and resume his life as a newly christened retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. So is it illegal to fuck a retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. That guy was awesome. Got umad at deputy bitch for saying "at least im not a meth head retard" or some shit... Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. nope you can fuck retarded bitches all you want dude..from what i hear anyway never touched that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I think it's only illegal if you are caring for them in a retard community. Then again, I'm not a fucking lawyer, which should be obvious to all of you. And if it's not obvious to you, I offer my legal advice to anyone who wants it free of charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. Edit: nevermind Tim Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. i love how the starbucks is across from the projects. like hood niggas drink lattes...nigga pssssshhh folgers nigga "Now I'm sayin, its gonna sound like I'm fucking around. Look for the projects on your left, its bricks, shit looks like projects you know what it is, they will be on your left. Then your gonnna see a starbucks like right on your right. I'm serious, its like right there. The spot is down the street" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. PS: BSM anthem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. > any/all tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. One of the questions on this application i just filled out... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. the answer is C) Repeatedly ask her how mad she is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. The answer was D) "Y U MAD THO?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. break out portable pocket michelle obama lol why u mad th0?.jpeg and casually pin it to said womans shirt directly above the titty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. E) Do you know what is favela? Let me tell you the story of my UMAD people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. trick questions like a mother fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I applied at the Marriott. I kinda want to get it... It's on the beach in a vacation town... Bitches man.. Also i kinda want to live in this city, because it's closer to dow than oakland... <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. I got fired from a job I already worked at once for answering a stupid ass question like that with a joke. It was for a roof rack installation place in CO. and you had to fill out an evaluation thing to get a promotion. The question was, what would be the best recommendation for someone who wants to carry 5 bikes 50 lbs a piece. I said recommend they get some lighter bikes, corporate called my boy who ran that place and told him to fire me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: Bootleg Knightowls: grease your beards and slit. <3 BSM anthem is on the jukebox right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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