jesusfetus Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 she's like starin me down and shit, probably not even tryin to date me. i.dont.even.give.a.fuck. cracked me the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 THIS THREAD IS FUCKING AMAZING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 -2 tick tocks 9.44 in pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opentop Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 boogled home? i gotta start using that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 However, if you do, since you don't smoke pot you will have to eat a molly omelet instead of a pot cookie. Then again ingesting that shit will hardly make you high. But instead you could throw up on the bank teller. It definitely would, I took really good molly once and puked 30-40 separate times the next day...I thought I was dying haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 That alone would make me never do it again. Pussy when it comes to withdrawal symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 It was the only time it ever made me throw up, and also the only time it was ever REALLY good, so I guess that's a correlation haha One OK batch one night made both Husk and my ex (who NEVER pukes, like didn't think she was physically capable before this) puke, but I managed to fight it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Worse part is knowing it's bout to happen but you just are lurchin over the toilet heavin NH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 If I ever puke. Its after rolling in bad for hours, just feeling worse and worse, knowing its coming. And when it finally happens, its such a relief, wash my mouth out, and go to sleep. NO.HOMO.ON.THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 No doubt it is liberating hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I like to puke the night I'm actually drinking/doing whatever. That shit never bothers me, I'll just stumble into a bathroom all fucked up, stick my finger down my throat, let it rip, and then go back to partying. If I wake up the next day and puke, my life is ruined. I'll do the whole rolling around in bed, wanting to die, can't eat, can't sleep shit, and every hour or so I'll get up to puke. Feel better for a little bit, then repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 You fuckin pasty ass teenage model. It's all in your mind though so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Yea I always get the fucked up 'feel like shit and puke every 30mins' shit after good molly + alcohol. Then by about 5-6pm im feeling pretty good so I eat pizza. CRISIS AVERTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 It was made alot worse by the fact that I was on vacation in Virginia, and had to be around my family. Me and my girl were at a hotel on the beach, and I woke up around 11 and started puking there at the hotel. My Mom picked us up with my older sister and my baby niece, and from there I proceeded to jump out of the van to puke on the side of the road, puke in the Hardee's parking lot, puke at my Grandma's house, jump out of the car again to puke on the highway, and then (my personal favorite), finish it up by puking at the Norfolk Zoo in front of mad families AND some cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Oh yea I feel ya, I had to pull of my mum's 50th with the fam after a 2 day drug and alcohol fuelled bender ... Nothing like being in the middle of screaming kids coming down hard looking like a fucking paranoid freak that hasn't seen sunlight in years, with ya eyes darting around n shit trying to avoid heavy conversation/eye contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 there is almost always a hot teller at my bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 the question here is.. what was the check for? and who writes a check for $14? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I know that shit seemed mad funny to you when you were stoned.. then you were like "Fuck, I'm gonna post this on 12oz and get props". Do you see where you went wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I wish my adventures to the bank were half this entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 my hot bank teller isn't there anymore.... just the old white lady and the old black guy. damn credit unions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 I know that shit seemed mad funny to you when you were stoned.. then you were like "Fuck, I'm gonna post this on 12oz and get props". Do you see where you went wrong? dude, after re reading this thread after a sweet 11 hour slumber, i found it still very funny. had a real life LOL to it. as for fearing props, thats not how i feel, i just think its stupid when people are like "LOL 24D HIT U BAK LATER BRO" i had something funny happen to me, typed it out, put it in the public domain, BOOM people enjoyed it BOOM made myself a sandwich, peanut butter, chocolate chips, honey, bananananas. i'll keep you all informed about my next visit to a lame public area. PS i woke up this morning, and fed a baby hawk some turkey. SHIT WAS AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Train it and teach it on command kill words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 The turkey was still alive right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Just so you know CW I was high when i read this and me and my friends thoroughly enjoyed the story and now a few days later i still find it funny Come one IOU roll with the lol's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 i still find it funny, i was sober when i saw it the first time, and i'm sober now. hell yeah. as for the hawk thing, that's fucking sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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