the dark horse Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Alright so I was out all night last night. Working til midnite, drinking and painting til about 6. Ok so at 8 AM (!) i wake up to this alarm going off. You know that alarm noise .... this shit aint stoppin. It sounds like its in my room. After some detective work (getting out of bed and trying to locate this motherfucker) I find out its from the apartment building next door. One floor down from me, and across a courtyard, this shit is sitting in a window blaring. This shit does not stop, so I start throwing shit. There is no one in this apartment! What would any of you guys do?? I took a gallon of water and pitched it like a softball ..... took out the screen AND the alarm. GANGSTER SHIT HOMIE!!!! Im proud of this, but when i woke up sober at noon im kinda worried that they are gonna call the beast. what yall think! photo for proof of G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 you mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 dude was totally msd. iwould have thrown other shit though. water, wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 there's no way around it..that was pretty g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ugh yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 WATER THROUGH A SCREEN?? HAHAAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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delonemonkey Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 that is pretty gangster. Well done. How did that stop the alarm though? This isnt really related at all, but its a cool story bro. One time me and my freinds threw like 3 snowballs and a rolled news paper into this dudes apartment window, and when the news paper went in we hear the satisfying sound of glass shattering. The dude starts yelling im calling the cops out of his window and then comes down to chase us, but we were already out laughing our asses off the whole way. We must have been like 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 that is pretty gangster. Well done. How did that stop the alarm though? water shorts out the circuit and ruins it, that was some good thinking especially on so little sleep. im useless when i get in a state like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 water balloon launcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 water shorts out the circuit and ruins it, that was some good thinking especially on so little sleep. im useless when i get in a state like that. i didnt realise he was talking about an alarm clock lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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war terror Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 AWE SOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL. Overall, it was a good move, that type of shit's annoying. Later they'll find dude murdered in his apartment. The only evidence- a bottle of water with your fingerprints on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 good shit, but they are onto you now. lay low for a bit and dont be seen holding any water bottles in public, you should be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 dude was totally msd. iwould have thrown other shit though. water, wtf? i dont really know what else i wouldve thrown. i already threw a plastic cupholder and a water purifier/pitcher. i was trying to find something heavy and cheap cuhh.. shit fit the bill and performed the task marvelous. shit was like luke shootin up the death star homie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 the question is did you go back to sleep or tell channel zero first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 They deserved it. I used to have this problem with harleys setting off car alarms under my window at like 3 in the morning every night, and it being those old alarms that just keep going, and going. Of course the owner of the car probably lived a block or two away and had no idea their shit was going off. Made me want to take a bat to the fucking car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 This is fucking hilarious! I just picture someone getting home from working a graveyard shift at the hospital. It was a busy night, lots of gore and despair. They open the door to their room and there on the floor is a huge puddle, an empty gallon jug, and the screen of their window busted in. Later that day they sign on to their favorite graffiti forum and see this. Only in a perfect world, would this happen. Good show my friend, I approve of your actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 that is pretty gangster. Well done. How did that stop the alarm though? This niggas aim was so good, he hit the shutoff button. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Later that day they sign on to their favorite graffiti forum and see this. And then they link up and become bombing partners after realizing they're neighbors. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 oh shit i went rite back to sleep are you kidding? haha i just made this shit bc i wanted to show off the flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 what was sitting in the window? how could you shut an alarm off by throwing a milk jug at a awonidow. why would someone have there alarm horn and/or shut off sitting on/in a window. this is either the stupidest talltale iv ever heard or i missed something you wrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 what was sitting in the window? how could you shut an alarm off by throwing a milk jug at a awonidow. why would someone have there alarm horn and/or shut off sitting on/in a window. this is either the stupidest talltale iv ever heard or i missed something you wrote. Their bed is probably near the window The force of the jug or water probably broke the alarm Again, the bed was probably near the window Any more questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ya. what does a bed have to do with a fucking alarm smart guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Usually people wake up to alarms. They dont do that in Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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