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Remember the "bad kids" and gangsters that came to school and never once in the entire school year brought a backpack or folder. Would just show up rockin a bomber jacket & khakis and would just sit in the back of class lookin around at people or talking & cracking jokes.

 

you mean the dudes who would always crack jokes at me and then get mad when i kept agreeing with the jokes?

 

yeah i remember them.

 

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dao - 19 year old dude in the 10th grade

 

twinky - only dude in the school taking the ballet class. people thought he was gay but had a lot of pussy surrounding him due to his effeminate extracurricular activities.

 

boris - the mexican dude that hung out at the "black table" in the cafeteria and got called a pinche mayatero by the scraps

 

mero - the class clown nigga that hung out with the "bad kids" i was talking about, but actually did schoolwork when his homies weren't looking

 

gliks - the dude that wore his PE uniform to school and looked forward to PE class and going in the weight room. would often stay after class to have long conversations with the PE coach

 

moogle - black guy that only hung out with whites & asians and played dungeons & dragons at their designated table every morning, nutrition break, lunch break, and after school.

 

tease - that dude you would see come to school in a suit & tie for no reason.

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What's the oldest you can be in HS. I could've sworn I seen some dude that was about 20.

 

varies from state to state and district to district

 

i know in detroit you can only do 4 years, if you get held back in HS 1 year you have to finish up at a adult education center. I dated a chick from detroit who had to do this. Also they have a rule about maxing the age out at like 18 or 19

 

but in TN i know you can get pretty old - they let you stay until the year you turn 21 here, but certain ESL students can get exceptions because they start high school at later ages. there was a 23 year old slovak kid in one of my social studies classes who was ESL

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kimjungilla - the dude always talking about his music and slanging his mix cds at school.

 

you pretty much nailed everyone

nohomo

 

 

I would have also accepted "tht guy who always had headphones on in class who somehow managed to answer the questions even tho he could only lip read the teacher"

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varies from state to state and district to district

 

i know in detroit you can only do 4 years, if you get held back in HS 1 year you have to finish up at a adult education center. I dated a chick from detroit who had to do this. Also they have a rule about maxing the age out at like 18 or 19

 

but in TN i know you can get pretty old - they let you stay until the year you turn 21 here, but certain ESL students can get exceptions because they start high school at later ages. there was a 23 year old slovak kid in one of my social studies classes who was ESL

 

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Oh man, I was that guy.

 

 

 

 

 

milesmoodist, bullied...a lot. angry at the world, listens to eminem with big chunky headphones, wears camo cargo pants and big skate shoes.

 

casek, rebel smart guy.

 

ayebee, that kid who you talk to when you want drugs or something stolen, talks fast all the time, has a posse that includes the RI heads and a dominican called sanchez p escobar.

 

twinky, porn freak, aka jerkin jerry

 

pizzy, the only white kid cool enough to hang with the thugs.

 

angeldust, the one liner finder

 

seyer and bboat, prom king and queen (yeah i went there)

 

theo & shai, smart cool group.

 

rxtc, that nerd that got a train run on her and everyone saw it.

 

random hero, bf, chups, other hardcore thread regulars, alt kids covered in tats that are too thrash for existance, first kids to start smoking

gucci condom, third member of the smart cool group, always on pharmaceuticals

 

eon, likes hip hop where quantum physics is discussed and the word "lyrical" is mentioned a lot.

 

thismechanicalhipster, wheres smedium shirts, is misunderstood, is trying to get into 'art school'

 

boris, wears bomber jackets, rumoured to have gang affiliations, suspended for bringing weapons to school

 

omega man, classified, richard pryor, 5finger, schnitzel, all city rap letter crew. wear suede pumas with fat laces.

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sooki - untouchable older cheerleader

 

bloodfart - the cool ass chick that smoked cigarettes behind the gym. no football player would dare get into a fight because they know theyd loose.

 

shai - everyones hippie friend

 

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theo - will-smith-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.jpg

 

ms seyer - football star's quiet, cute, younger sister

 

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Twinky - dude who always walked around the locker room naked because he thought it was super hilarious.

 

Swampfizzler - dude who got kicked off the football team freshmen year for failing his first drug screen

 

Shai - that guy who had a new glass piece in his car who would smoke with you on lunch break if you "could remember her name"

 

Boris - guy who always put cocaine in your blunt if you rolled one with him in the alley before class

 

Pizzy - little dude who was friends with all the older classmen and constantly instigated them into fighting his enemies with little provocation

 

Casek - guy who was trusted enough to have the keys to the AV room who was also selling their audio equipment bit by bit

 

Angeldust - that quiet guy who didnt say much who people mostly left alone who ended up getting expelled for having a 8 inch hunting knife in his backpack

 

Swindle - that guy who always managed to be front and center egging on any fight, and would kick the loser in the back of the head and say "now what?!?!" after it was all over, even if he didnt even know the guy

 

Tease - kid who wore snap away track pants and got them ripped off in the courtyard and had to play keepaway in his boxers during lunch

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ALMOST, that kid, always made spun out on drugs, starting fights, drives a different stolen car to school every day. lives on "the wrong side of the tracks"

 

hahahaha.

 

swindles the dude whos always on some diffrent shit, spending 90% of his time trying to get in to bitches pants and the other 10% thinking about getting in bitches pants.

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Pistol - older, bigger cat who was just there to pick his hot jailbait girl up after school - supposedly he went to school there but never actually went to class.

 

DAO - dude who just snapped on people over every little thing and spent 2/3rds the year in ISS for calling teachers faggots.

 

Theo - kid who did all his homework and got ace grades who lived in the most fucked up part of town but somehow his dad was super rich.

 

Soup - guy who got in a horrible car accident first quarter who the whole school had to make a banner wishing him to get well soon

 

suki - bad girl drama student who weazled out of repeated suspensions for smoking in the bathroom

 

t4m - kid who carried around a pint carton of jungle juice mixed with cough syrup and did promotion for the local free music magazine

 

manute - guy who passed out in his car in the parking lot all day in the sun

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I actually was a hippie in high school. I never did homework because I was too busy listening to the Dead/Bad Brains/Arthur Brown, stealing shit out of PG&E trucks, breaking into the BART/MUNI system and plotting to blow shit up and various other subversive activities. However, I aced all my tests...and still managed to flunk most of my classes. I was somewhat popular because I knew where to get dope but the jocks that didn't get high thought I was a fag and wanted to kill me. I never had a car or a girlfriend or took ceramics...I did take shop for all four years, though.

 

That sums up high school in the Bay. HS in LA was fucking awesome, if I had stayed there I would have done great but my dad wanted to move back to SF. That's life.

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You're just mad cause I'm that dude who's constantly giving you wedgies and swirlies, and occasionally locking you in your locker.

 

 

hahah I saw this topic and immediately thought that %85 of 12oz would be stuffed into a locker, or constantly getting wedgies/swirlies. Also %65 of oontz would be handing over their lunch money or would be forced to eat a big steamy pile of shit.

 

This topic is so high school, what happened to this place?

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