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dao - 19 year old dude in the 10th grade

 

twinky - only dude in the school taking the ballet class. people thought he was gay but had a lot of pussy surrounding him due to his effeminate extracurricular activities.

 

boris - the mexican dude that hung out at the "black table" in the cafeteria and got called a pinche mayatero by the scraps

 

mero - the class clown nigga that hung out with the "bad kids" i was talking about, but actually did schoolwork when his homies weren't looking

 

gliks - the dude that wore his PE uniform to school and looked forward to PE class and going in the weight room. would often stay after class to have long conversations with the PE coach

 

moogle - black guy that only hung out with whites & asians and played dungeons & dragons at their designated table every morning, nutrition break, lunch break, and after school.

 

tease - that dude you would see come to school in a suit & tie for no reason.

 

 

swampfight - the fat tough kid that got in trouble a lot for fighting and other mischief, that some of the teachers liked & tried to get through to, because they could see he was "smart" and had "potential".

 

bloodfart - the girl that had mainly guy friends, all whom were metalheads on a variety of drugs, and they always chilled behind some building or bungalow in the cut that no one else dared ventured. ditched school a lot with these same guys.

 

sukisukinow - the asian chick that got involved in a lot of school projects, particularily when it had to do with the environment & animals. would often go around classrooms with other members involved in the project, talking about endangered species and recycling showing diagrams on cardboard & construction paper.

 

ssgg - black kid that was scared around other black kids from the hood, unless he was with a large group of his friends. but would perpetuate a thug image around whites and asians, as a means to both intimidate & impress. also the kid that was the pathological liar that made up extravagant stories on the fly, involving both the thug life and his promiscuity with dimepiece females.

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If Channel Zero were a high school, we would all flunk out because we were too busy fucking around in the computer labs or destroying tables in art class trying to make Krink. There would be some epic parties and fights, though.

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Cali- The kid who always gets yelled at in class for trying to run game on chicks

Theo- always gets in trouble for drawing weird pictures on the chalkboard before the teacher shows up

Swampfight- dropped out but still comes to school because he's bored at home. teachers can never find him on their roster.

smart- the kid who is always high as fuck in class but when ever he's called on in class answers the question without any trouble.

casek- always argues with the teacher. everything is a conspiracy.

spitfire- always baiting the argumentative kids into a dumb fight just bc he can

dao- taking the bait, always

mr abc- the exchange student that everyone listens too just bc he has an accent

mams- the kid who always throws the best parties while his parents are in town. his dad is doing keg stands

seeks- the angry teacher who doesnt want to be there but cant find a reason to quit

koh- the kid who sits in the back of the class angry bc everyone wants hims to draw him a cool picture

mitch the snitch- the kid who sleeps during class but gets all A's

bloodfart- the chick who the freshmen are scared of bc she supposedly put a kid in the hospital but really didnt

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ssgg - black kid that was scared around other black kids from the hood, unless he was with a large group of his friends. but would perpetuate a thug image around whites and asians, as a means to both intimidate & impress. also the kid that was the pathological liar that made up extravagant stories on the fly, involving both the thug life and his promiscuity with dimepiece females.

 

 

 

Funny cause isn't dude still in highschool?

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this shit got gay when people who dont get recognized in channel zero cause they dont come hardt with LOL get ignored and they feel the need to post how cool they thought they were or what they wanted to be. Lame!

 

randomhero - the dude that wore tight pants and called it metal and was always saying how metal he was, when in reality he listed to wu-tang 24/7 and wanted to wear baggy lime green cross colors pants but his moms had him on check so he played it off like he was metal and wanted to wear tight pants.

 

50mil - the chick you thought was cute but kinda thought she was a lez cause she had weird effeminate 'boyfriends'.

 

edogg - the chick you would go camping with and get lit all weekend and still not try to bone her.

 

tease - a skinny/fat brian austin green but without getting the pussy and more C&R 'tailored' suits.

 

seeking - spicoli with dreads and more attitude.

 

zebratits - the chick that would let freshman grab a boob over her shirt and then laugh about it.

 

earl - that guy people would go to help settle beef before people got shot.

 

IOU - that dude that would linger after school waiting for his chick swiggin a beer out of a paperbag.

 

zesto - the guy that would produce the school news channel

 

rage - the guy you had to watch out for cause he always had a camera and was taking pics for the yearbook and was waiting for you to shoot milk out your nose to catch on camera.

 

milkgrenades - the chick all the dudes thought was a undercover lez cause she always hung out with the same chick and you could talk to her about hot chicks.

 

harveywallbanger - the dude that had 6 ramps and a half pipe in his backyard but never owned a skateboard.

 

systemfailure - the dude always yelling but nobody says anything cause he talks like lou ferrigno so we figured hes deaf.

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jugzer-the nigga that wouldnt dress out in gym class so he could rummage through peoples back packs and steal their weed and calculators

 

raven-superintendent of the district

 

chopsticks-foreign exchange student, used to bag bitches cuz of his accent

 

irc-constantly in ISS

 

suki-prom queen runner up

 

zebra-prom queen

 

shai-valedictorian ass nigga that graduated a year early

 

twinky-theater geek, starred in "a charlie brown christmas"

 

tresixo-that white dude that used to kick it with the thugs and always new where the party was, you could also hit him up for that new dj clue mixtape.

 

pizzy-had a motorcyle, nuff said.

 

soup-closet homo,even though everyone knew it, varsity swim team

 

dao- raver kid, had every color of ufo's

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varies from state to state and district to district

i know in detroit you can only do 4 years, if you get held back in HS 1 year you have to finish up at a adult education center. I dated a chick from detroit who had to do this. Also they have a rule about maxing the age out at like 18 or 19

 

Some schools around here allow you to

stay for an extra year or so...i dont think

more than 2 years though...but also some

school kick you out if you fail a grade.

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just because KimJungIlla mentioned Detroit schools earlier, I'ma do it like this:

 

Channel Zero as a high school, Detroit chapter:

 

Seeking: That dude who was a senior your freshman year that ran shit, then expectedly/promptly moved away and on to greener pastures after graduation

 

DetroitRed: That dude who played varsity basketball all 4 years but still found time to breakdance in the hallway and get busted for skateboarding through the senior prom

 

Kobe Bryant: That freshman who somehow gets in good with the older cats, kinda like wiley wiggins' character in "dazed and confused"

 

GLEN BENTON: Leader of that goth squad who took over that one picnic table at lunch time; mistaken for copycat columbine dude, but in actuality is just misunderstood

 

DonCheadle: The dude that you call for that booze hookup when there's a party. He knows a guy.

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Some schools around here allow you to

stay for an extra year or so...i dont think

more than 2 years though...but also some

school kick you out if you fail a grade.

 

Beltoleum: The guy that stayed for an extra year or so. That's what he likes about these high school girls. "the older I get, they stay the same age"

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sukisukinow - the asian chick that got involved in a lot of school projects, particularily when it had to do with the environment & animals. would often go around classrooms with other members involved in the project, talking about endangered species and recycling showing diagrams on cardboard & construction paper.

 

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this shit got gay when people who dont get recognized in channel zero cause they dont come hardt with LOL get ignored and they feel the need to post how cool they thought they were or what they wanted to be. Lame!

 

randomhero - the dude that wore tight pants and called it metal and was always saying how metal he was, when in reality he listed to wu-tang 24/7 and wanted to wear baggy lime green cross colors pants but his moms had him on check so he played it off like he was metal and wanted to wear tight pants.

 

50mil - the chick you thought was cute but kinda thought she was a lez cause she had weird effeminate 'boyfriends'.

 

edogg - the chick you would go camping with and get lit all weekend and still not try to bone her.

 

tease - a skinny/fat brian austin green but without getting the pussy and more C&R 'tailored' suits.

 

seeking - spicoli with dreads and more attitude.

 

zebratits - the chick that would let freshman grab a boob over her shirt and then laugh about it.

 

earl - that guy people would go to help settle beef before people got shot.

 

IOU - that dude that would linger after school waiting for his chick swiggin a beer out of a paperbag.

 

zesto - the guy that would produce the school news channel

 

rage - the guy you had to watch out for cause he always had a camera and was taking pics for the yearbook and was waiting for you to shoot milk out your nose to catch on camera.

 

milkgrenades - the chick all the dudes thought was a undercover lez cause she always hung out with the same chick and you could talk to her about hot chicks.

 

harveywallbanger - the dude that had 6 ramps and a half pipe in his backyard but never owned a skateboard.

 

systemfailure - the dude always yelling but nobody says anything cause he talks like lou ferrigno so we figured hes deaf.

 

 

 

 

hilarious.

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