watson Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 so this weekend was my friend's bachelor's party upstate new york of course this meant a lot of alcohol, drugs, sluts and guns i tried pacing myself instead of being that kid and that shit pretty much worked till 9pm everything else after that is a complete blur. little memories come in and out and people remind me of some shit, but for the most part i can't remember 5 hours last thing i recall was chillin in the hot tub with some girls i didn't know and apparently almost drowned. i then woke up on the floor in my boxers sometime later. fucking great. that was my weekend. next is their wedding at the end of the month so i can't wait for round 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 story of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deserfab Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 same shit though i woke up with a black eye............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 HAPPENS ERRYDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 so woke up like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Fuck pacing yourself, who the fuck does that anymore? You need to work on that tolerance bud. A bottle of Bushmills a day to start out and increase the dosage as per necessary. Switch to Gin after a week or two. You should be on at least a handle a day by the third week- and always keep a beer in hand. If you're gonna' do it, do it right. By the time the wedding rolls around you'll be the motherfucking champion son. Hope they got an open bar and hot bridesmaids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 ^Sure fire way to become an alcoholic... great plan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 the best plan..alcohol is a cure for everything it solves more problems than it creates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 BRO RAPE BRO. /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I DISAGREE. ITS CAUSED ME TO HAVE PROBLEMS AT MANY JOBS. I HAD TO CALL IN ON THURSDAY CAUSE I WAS STILL HAMMERED. I TOLD THEM I GOT INTO A NEAR FATAL CAR ACCIDENT AND THAT ID BRING IN A DOCTORS EXCUSE. SO WHO KNOWS WHAT MONDAY WILL BRING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I blacked out and came to in the middle of a 3-some with these two bitches once. Captain Morgans FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I blacked out and came to in the middle of a 3-some with these two bitches once. Captain Morgans FTW. this has happened to me, and it is a pleasant experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Blacking out is the ultimate. Look at it like this at least you know you had a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I blacked out and came to in the middle of a 3-some with these two bitches once. Captain Morgans FTW. haha nice. Except kinda fail you didn't get the full experience. I blacked out when this chick was riding me. I woke up the next day and there was a huge pool of this sticky subtance right next to me and I was like lolololol it gave me a great sense of satisfaction for some reason. I guess it was to be that blind and still able to bang a slut and pass out in the middle of it all. I found it quite funny and it put a smile on dile for the whole day after. I take pride in drinking heavily it's fav. shit to do besides slamming a broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rainbostikuh Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i woke up with one shoe on, pants off, in bed, "broken glass everywhere" in my old APT and no girl,for the 1st time ever in that relationship, broken chairs. then i call her moms cuz wifey wont answer. but that night i almost won 400 on a poker game! yeah! a game in which ive never played before mind you. ive moved on from that relationship, which was near perfect but will never get over or understand what happened. yet, the only reason ive turned two hot dykes into dick loving nymphos was cuz i had control and was able to take risks. theres a line which is easy to cross and hard to walk to achieve superstar status while laced up on LQ. but it can be done. but sometimes you risk everything. DRINK RESPONSIBLY. haha. for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 NEVER ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 One of the first times I blacked out I woke up in my bed with food on my underwear, the smell of molten plastic in my nose that won't wash off, and celly cell gone permanently mute. All very random, I felt pretty WTF for a sec there. Since that my blackout shenanigans have only gotten worse and offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 NEVER ME! If that was real, that nigga would choke to death from the weight pushing down on his throat. And his arms would be more limp. I'm wondering if somebody had a gun pointed at dude to make him pose like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Yo 2009, why you try so hard to be Macros? The real Macros is annoying enough, a fake Macros is just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i find them less stupid than most of your interventions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 ^TPWF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crime stoppers Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i used to do this, but i got sick of the repercusions. i caused lots of problems when i blacked out, so i've stopped doing it. although that was only a few months ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You're from Australia. Blacking out should be a way of life for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Blacking out is fun, but being coherent and actually remembering shit is more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I took this picture at one of the worst clubs ever. This guy reminds me of most of the niggas on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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