enigmatic Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 http://www.omegle.com I dont know if there is a thread yet i figured if there was it would be up top... enjoy. Hahahha. On Fucking Horses... ou: but if you got the chance... Stranger: and if no one would ever know... Stranger: yes, i'm that desperate You: whoa, whoa Stranger: ha You: you would fuck a horse You: like straight up You: a HORSE Stranger: i realized i'm not much different from the scum i've met You: like a four legged furry creature with a tail and shit You: like not even like a pony, just a full sized horse Stranger: yes Stranger: uh Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: whats up, young blood Stranger: asl? You: 19/f/aus lol u? Stranger: 20 m florida You: thats cool, i heard theres lots of crime there Stranger: naw Stranger: im soo horny You: im afraid of going to the US, i saw this special on the tele and i heard there's rapists everywhere. Stranger: nope You: i'm glad this site logs IP addresses so predators get caught Stranger: u wanna cyber You: well, i'm actually 16 lol Stranger: soo Stranger: im actully 15 Stranger: i lie to You: SO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF STATUTE 12.5.21, YOUR RECORDS ARE BEING LOGGED, AND SENT TO YOUR ISP Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 hahahaha some of these people are fucking weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 it's my unholy mission to fuck with all of them. -edit. just pederasses. there are some people who actually seem decent....so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 so far everyone ive got has been boring as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 a lot of people seem to speak spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how you doing You: pretty hunky dory in a meloncholic kinda of peachy way You: and you? Stranger: lol im great You: thats good You: so uhm.....do you like tossing salads Stranger: in the literal or euphamistic way You: the literal You: i mean i always try to toss it when the salad is dry Stranger: i put it in a bowl with a lid and shake You: you lose the flavor that way though Stranger: ive not had any complaints, and i dont eat it so i dont know You: too bad You: hey Stranger: yes You: you ever lick somebodies asshole Stranger: nope You: ass to mouth Stranger: nope You: austrailian pipline Stranger: uh no You: alaskan funnel Stranger: again no You: bubble and squeak? Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HEIL HITLER Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i say at like 11pm or something we start trying to find pederasses. god knows they're there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 You: i work for dateline nbc and im doing a checkout portion on this website Stranger: okay You: so basically im getting paid to go on here and search for pedophiles You: ... Stranger: asl? You: did you not read what i just said? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 You: asl? Stranger: 34m You: where Stranger: u? Stranger: sweden You: 13/f/japan You: sweden is cool You: do you like d-beat? Stranger: thx Stranger: never heard it You: You: good shit Stranger: hehe ok but now i say bye i want to find someone my age You: later faggot You have disconnected. everyone on here is a total disphit or trying to troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Your conversational partner has disconnected. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 You: ahh bien, de donde eres? You: america? Stranger: malaga y tu You: estados unidos Stranger: ok Stranger: tio o tia You: tia You: y tu? Stranger: tio Stranger: edead You: ah bien You: mi nombre es jake. pero yo es un tia. que triste :( You: ahh, perro, yo juego un penne. sooo. no es muy mal. You: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi This is Tony with Omegle tech support You: hi Stranger: How are you? Stranger: I'm here to help Stranger: Is everything ok on Omegle today? You: um Stranger: How are the people? Stranger: Friendly? You: theres people? Stranger: How would you rate your overall experience? You: aids. Stranger: Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions Stranger: One more thing before I go You: you suck. Stranger: ................................./´¯/) ................................./´¯/) ................................/¯../ ................................/¯../ .............................../..../ .............................../..../ ............................../..../ ............................../..../ ............................./..../ ............................./..../ ............................/..../ ............................/..../ .........................../..../ .........................../..../ ........................../..../ ........................../..../ ........................./..../ ........................./..../ ......................../..../ ......................../..../ ......................./..../ ......................./..../ ....................../..../ ....................../..../ ...................../..../ ...................../..../ ..................../..../ ..................../..../ .................../..../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.•´ ..........''...\.......... _.•´ ............\..............( ............\..............( ..............\.............\... ..............\.............\... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 this website is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ah this thread is back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi asl? You: 18 f cali Stranger: horny? You: yup You: asl? Stranger: 19 m sweden, have you msn? we can send pics? You: here are pics You: smouch.net/lol You: its like facebook You: but for everyone You: to see Stranger: okey i see Stranger: you fucking whore bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. AHAHHAHAHHAA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi im 18 male looking for a GIRL with a WEBCAM action!!! I have a WEBCAM!!! You: GET FUCKED You: YOU PUSSY FAGGOT You: SEARCHING THE INTERNET You: FOR A GIRL You: GET FUCKING REAL You: YOU NERDY FUCKING HOMO You: GO BEAT OFF ON YOUR MOM You: FAGGOT ASS KID You: YOU ONLY GONNA MEET GIRLS LIKE RXTC ON HERE AND FAT CHICKS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fish You: one fish Stranger: pork Stranger: two porks You: beef You: two beefs Stranger: cow Stranger: three cows You: hamster You: four hamsters Stranger: cock Stranger: five cocks You: sluts You: six sluts Stranger: slugs Stranger: seven slugs You: atmosphere groupies You: eight atmosphere groupies Stranger: well... i'm tired Stranger: 21 m brazil Stranger: u? You: 48 canada right now i'm masterbating with bacon fat Stranger: ahh Stranger: well... bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: don't make me get abusive on this shit. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 You: YOU ONLY GONNA MEET GIRLS LIKE RXTC ON HERE AND FAT CHICKS Your conversational partner has disconnected. rxtc gettin ripped apart from the i hate it when to the mero thread now here :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: loom You: looooom Stranger: ? Stranger: pussy You: ok Stranger: ? You: sure You: http://zip.2chan.net/32/src/1243758812590.jpg Stranger: şhit you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 what happens when someone from 4chan finds this. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 49/Male/Oregon You: lol, not sayin/f/cali Stranger: :) ok nice to meet you. Stranger: I'm Paul. You: my name is charry! hi! Stranger: Hello Charry, that is a very pretty name :) You: my computer studies teacher told us to try this, it seems cool so far Stranger: Ok. :) You: thanks! you're really nice! Stranger: Thankyou :) You: ive had nothing but nasty people just swear at me so far Stranger: Oh, that's terrible. You: yeah but im more mature than them so its ok Stranger: Yes, good idea. Stranger: I'm not rally 49 lol... You: lol how old r u? Stranger: Said it for fun... Stranger: 18 from England. Stranger: boy... You: thats kool, im really just 15 lol Stranger: lol and you talked to a "49 year old You: he wasnt saying anything nasty Stranger: Did your computer studies teacher really say to try this? Stranger: lol well be more carefull... lots of girls get into big trouble with that kinda thing.. You: its paired with convo skills, im in a special english progrm Stranger: AH ok.. nice nice Stranger: I do a course.. where we get ready for a career as a forensic computing guy.. tracking down pedos and that kinda thing lol.. You: lol liek 4 chan Stranger: lolol.. You: 4 CHAN You: CHAN You: CHAN You: CHA Stranger: /b/ You: CH You: C Stranger: twilight appreciation society. You: caturday 4 lyfe LAAWLWLAWLLAWLWA Stranger: Vote BNP on thursday k? You: this has been a fufilling couple of minutes. thank you. i'm throughly hard now. Stranger: lol You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 haha awesome.... i'm getting alot of russians on this thing though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi there You: whats up Stranger: nothing realy, I'm bit tired You: yea so am i. lol Stranger: what's the time in your country? You: finished my website today though, took 2 months to program You: 4 35 Stranger: here it is 2.35 am Stranger: you made it with html? You: yes Stranger: ok You: made it on my off day, sunday You: http://www.mylazysundays.com do you like the layout? Stranger: ok, I'm on my summer vacation right now... Your conversational partner has disconnected. rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Stranger: hi You: art thou a female? Stranger: is your name jacob? You: only if my last name is black Hahahahaha. convo 2: Stranger: whats up Stranger: the game You: dude You: i am so mad Stranger: y You: becaue You: because* You: alright You: today You: this motherfucker was going 20mph in a 90mph right You: and i was about to hit the dude You: he flipped the FUCK out You: and swerved to the opposite lane You: now mind you You: he got hit You: like 10 times You: and flipped like DAO does when he sees a TPWF You: you smell me?' Stranger: sad but funny poor bastard shouldnt of been driving so fucking slow You: i know Stranger: ive had worse have you ever stole a car and crashed into a short bus at 125mph You: FUCKKKKK You: that sucks You: who was on it? Stranger: those retards are going to need more then safety helmets and plexy glass rofl You: wait wait wait You: art thou a female? Stranger: ? You: are you a fucking woman Stranger: no Stranger: male You: GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: 'sup negro Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: w'sup my nukka? Stranger: heyya heyya heyya heyya You: woohaa? Stranger: whats your name You: busta rhymes You: yours? Stranger: bond Stranger: james bond You: omfg, i know you! You: you stole my car and blew up my sccret laboratory! You: *secret You: dude, you totally owe me Stranger: but its for security You: security my ass You: you drank all my patron You: and puked on my carpet Stranger: its for great britain You: then you blew that shit up You: great britain? nikro, we was in beverly hills Stranger: was something up with between mariah and you You: we had a threesome You: with a biscuit Stranger: wow You: a hot, buttery You: melty You: biscuit Stranger: great fantasy You: no You: it's real! Stranger: tamam kardess Stranger: yeter la You: damn you and your british spy gadgets! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hallo You: hello You: UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: sorry you're german accent made me come You: damn You: your Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: if you have a minute... You: DANCE PARTY! Stranger: yeah i do Stranger: ok You: yee You: oontz oontz oontz You: bow chicka Stranger: grinds on u You: glowsticks You: knees you in testicles Stranger: lol Stranger: ooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: do you want to join the revolution to bring back freedom and equality to germany You: OH SHIT You: you ARE a neo nazi Stranger: do you want to? You: be a neo nazi? Stranger: this is bringing freedom, i don't need terminology Stranger: join my forces You: soo you do or do not hate jews? You: all i need to know Stranger: do not. You: hmm You: then no You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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