CMF Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: whatidoo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: hi Stranger: a chinese? You: wai cuz i tawk rike diss? Stranger: i don't know Stranger: sorry You: are you a china man? Stranger: no You: you a racist? Stranger: a girl You: oh. You: what kind of girl Stranger: hehe You: a he he? post op? You: tits or gtfo Stranger: smail You: i dont care You: they can be small You: they can look like lexus headlights Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: you are not a chinese ? You: are you a chinese? Stranger: yes You: how old? Stranger: 24 You: good. im 25 You: show me your boobs Stranger: oh You: i know you have a digital camera, mine made in china Stranger: really You: that's correct. You: now tits or gtfo You: do you have any naked pictures of yourself? Stranger: out of mind You: hey im into that Stranger: know You: you mean no? You: i thought no was the same in all languages, how did you mis translate that Stranger: can't stand you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: YO! Stranger: hi You: whats good You: ? Stranger: fine Stranger: 20 m taiwan,how about you? You: 22/f/ny You: how is taiwan? You: would you be willing to be my husband? You: nohomo Stranger: ny means new york? You: yes You: i need a husband though You: or im going to get deported Stranger: oh You: can you move here and marry me? Stranger: yes You: im from laos You: i have child bearing hips You: i can have your sons You: to carry on your crown Stranger: but i gonna fuck you first You: do you have crowns in taiwan? You: i cant actually have sex, it would have to artificial insemination Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: <----- likes little boys Stranger: michael jackson? Stranger: OMG Stranger: can i have your autograph You: do you like to mutilate pig fetuses? You: then bathe in their mucus and blood You: mixed with my semen Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: ho Stranger: from You: ho You: ho You: ho Stranger: from? You: the north pole Stranger: really? You: uh yeah You: do you like it here? Stranger: yeah Stranger: I love polar bears Stranger: like you You: i am a furry polar bear...you're into beasto? Stranger: nope You: umm..what about the other one where there's ilke teddy bear porn or something Stranger: nice You: so that's a yes? Stranger: do u like penguin? You: to eat? Stranger: yeah You: i hear they taste like chicken but i haven't had any Stranger: i think so , they also birds You: there's a blue bird on my shoulder. should i kill it? Stranger: Is it blue jays? Stranger: the baseball team? You: how would a baseball team be on my shoulder? Stranger: maybe u r a giants You: maybe i am. are you jealous? Stranger: so your anus is also a giants size? You: negatory. but i am a slob ass nigga You: do you like black women? Stranger: yeah Stranger: taste good You: like monkey faces? Stranger: nope Stranger: sexy Stranger: you know You: umm crack is wack Stranger: their big ass You: your a silly head Stranger: haha You: oops i'm dumb. i meant you're You: don't call it a come back Stranger: ? You: do you like caterpillars? Stranger: yes Stranger: very much Stranger: like you Stranger: ? You: no that's stupid...caterpillars can't type You: you marmot! You: so you're a stranger. do you have a big molester van with blacked out windows? You: or anal warts? Stranger: no You: that's a bummer You: you should. you'd have mad street cred Stranger: mother fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hey sucker You: yo faggot Stranger: http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/ You: im not clicking that Stranger: okok Stranger: it's funny You: im sure it is You: is it a video of your mom getting banged by a horse? You: im sure it is Stranger: you stinker? You: you bore me Stranger: shove the video up ur fucking asshole alright? You: oooh that was brutal You: hammer dont hurt em Stranger: try this site u'll be shocked You: aight You: .... Stranger: how'd u like You: huh? You: you bore me You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi ASL You: no dsl You: but its on the fritz Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: im chris hanson, and we're doing a show about online predators Stranger: ... Stranger: ur a prick dood You: you my friend, are a predator Stranger: that acrtress bitch doesnt look 14 Stranger: so thats entrapment You: obviously she does Stranger: but she isnt,, You: cause your kind keeps falling for it Stranger: shes of age Stranger: keep falling for it??? Stranger: you will never catch me Stranger: !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I am really horny You: sweet Stranger: are you? You: well i was Stranger: then what happened? You: i gave myself a stranger You: funny we're talking Stranger: are you m or f' You: im a man baby Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Is there any way to track this shit? Like track ip's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER You: STRANGER DANGER Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. Stranger: ONLY ONE WHAT?! You: COME ON You: YOUR SUPPOSED You: TO FUCKING FINISH THE LINE You: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE _____ You: HIGHLANDER. Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS You: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST You: ITS HIGHLANDER You: YOU IDIOT You: GOD DAMNIT Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: are you slow? Stranger: english isn's my best language You: why? are you cambodian? Stranger: so, a little slow Stranger: Cambodian? ~~~~not You: now you're racist and hate cambodians Stranger: I don't have racist Stranger: I don't hate anyone You: you hate yourself You: you're a pervert Stranger: ="= Stranger: maybe my pool english can't understand your menas You: where are you from jamaica? cause ja makin' me crazy Stranger: no Stranger: I from TAIWAN You: so you hate black people Stranger: I don't hate any color people Stranger: they are the same for me You: they're not all the same you racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: wheres my dog at? i'm horny. damn dog.. You: IN THE LAND... You: OF THE LOSTTTT.. You: BLEEEPOOPP BLEEEOOOOOPPP BLEOEOEPEPPEPEPPP Stranger: what the fuck? You: LANNNNDDDD...... You: OFFFFFF You: THE LOSTTTT.. You: BLEEEEEPPOOOPPP You: BLEEEOOOPPOEOEOEPPPPP You: SKEEEP BEEEP BLOOP PEEP BOPP You: OH NOO You: SLEEEZZZSTACKS!!! You: RUNNNN!!!!! Stranger: OH FUCK! You: SKEET SKATOOOBP BLACK BLOOP Stranger: BITCH You: SKAAPOOOPPP Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you an easily influenced young girl? Stranger: you fucking freak Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Please, be someone intelligent. You: skibbidy bop Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: yep. You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: how do you get blood out of carpet? Stranger: lick it You: thats how it got there You: she wanted me to lick it, then it started tasting like... You: subway tokens You: then i turn on the light You: all red You: she screams Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hey You: yo, motherfucker! i've been looking for you everywhere. i've been trying to get a hold of you. i have some great news. Stranger: wanna tell me >? You: i just talked to sheila and she said the baby ain't yours! You: she told me your jimmy runs pretty deep, but you didn't make it into the anal cativity. You: aren't you excited? You: we should get some beers. You: i'm buying Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 hahahahaha milk thats golden props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 some funny you's and strangers in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Bored You: wanna cyber? Stranger: K You: you first Stranger: Male You: age? Stranger: 19\ You: 16 from Chicago Stranger: I see You: soo start ittt Stranger: *takes his slippers and robe off and lays down on the bed naked* You: *is already naked* Stranger: Come lay down next to me You: what do you want me too do Stranger: Suck me off You: WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF STATUTE 12.5.21, YOUR RECORDS ARE BEING LOGGED, AND SENT TO YOUR ISP Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: So does that mean we're done? You: ................................./´¯/) ................................./´¯/) ................................/¯../ ................................/¯../ .............................../..../ .............................../..../ ............................../..../ ............................../..../ ............................./..../ ............................./..../ ............................/..../ ............................/..../ .........................../..../ .........................../..../ ........................../..../ ........................../..../ ........................./..../ ........................./..../ ......................../..../ ......................../..../ ......................./..../ ......................./..../ ....................../..../ ....................../..../ ...................../..../ ...................../..../ ..................../..../ ..................../..../ .................../..../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.•´ ..........''...\.......... _.•´ ............\..............( ............\..............( ..............\.............\... ..............\.............\... Stranger: : ( copied a couple peoples ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: u a lady? :) I'm a lady You: A GIANT ASSHOLE THE SIZE OF TEXAS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hi it's me again You: miss me? Stranger: fuck Stranger: damnit Stranger: not another anon You: i'm an alien You: not anon Stranger: wtf theres over9000 of us tonight Stranger: lurking Stranger: trying to find a camwhore You: asl? Stranger: 18 male You: oh it's you again You: pervert Stranger: yeah because im every 18 male on the internet You: k let's cyber and get it over with Stranger: hell yes You: k Stranger: nowait. Stranger: how old are you? You: uh what do yout want to do You: 35 f Stranger: 35 holy shit! Stranger: MOM? You: no i'm a milf without the m Stranger: ILF? You: sure Stranger: or an Elf? You: no ilf You: what are you into Stranger: not talking to my mom? Stranger: alright. i need pics before i assume you are who you are You: i am you're mom! ooooooooooooh you got busted you're fucking grounded for a week you little pervert! go to bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hey wats up? :) You: I'm going to find out where you are and break you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: KC KID? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/84607-2/Long_cumshot.gif Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I LIKE TO JERK OFF IN FRONT OF KIDS You: HOW ABOUT YOU? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES You: LETTRES D'INSULTES Stranger: lol Stranger: wtf You: french my nigga. You: get on it You: it gets girls wet. You: like woah. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ok, so heres my new scheme. My boy sent me some pics of a chick that was sending him shit. so im using those, and pretending to be a lesbo in search of other lesbos, its going pretty good so far. got this chick: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: hurry You: 12/f/us Stranger: 13/m/korea Stranger: korea u know?? You: yeah You: i'm over here in the FREE country drinking a beer smokin a blunt on the oontz Stranger: Swine flu geolryeotnayo you?? You: thats right nigga You: i GOT SWINE FLU You: and us niggas over here got dat technology to fix it You: you over there makin fried rice n shit You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 spy d coming through with some good shit haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: 嗨。 You: oh you're one of them. Stranger: Nope. Stranger: I just use that to detect the Chinamen. You: so you don't want my gift certificate to arbys Stranger: I would like to hear your stories about the cattle drives again. You: so much roast beef you'll be showering in it like you do at the retirement home orgy Stranger: Such riveting tales. You: well back in 1892 me and uslysses took a cross country trip in the ol' band wagon You: we raped and pillaged the goat farm You: they never saw it coming, literally Stranger: Did you poke out their eyes? You: nah, they need those to live. i did hug a bunch though You: ever give a hug to a stranger? Stranger: Hug? Hell, I've put my diddle stick into women's cooters that I've never even seen the face of. You: what kind of face were you making while you did it Stranger: Fuck. That sentence had weird syntax. Stranger: whatever Stranger: I put on my cool face. Stranger: Jut out the lower lip and cross your eyes. Bam. Instant sexy face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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