LUGR Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 haha so wait, you can't shit in the bath tub once you have kids? That is one thing he will have in common with the kid...being a tub shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 dude, stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not gonna happen. first off, i don't know what "fetch" is. BUT I WILL MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 The saddest thing is the baby will never get this much attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 it took me like fucking 10 minutes to make that "twinkys got a baby" and nobody says shit? fuck you guys :( tl;dr Honestly, you guys keep talking about them being young, his girl being a cokehead/bulemic, him being depressed, him being a TPWF, etc etc, and I don't think any of those are the main problem. The main problem here is that like a week ago she ADMITTED to you that she was feelin this other dude she was chillin with. You're not the least bit worried this might not be your seed? Seriously son? LISTEN TO AB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 pfffft, pregnant ladies are hot. just not in american apparel. ew. fuck. pregnant bitches are gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm eating packet noodles, next time you think about having unprotected sex with your girl make some packet noodles instead, they taste great and will probably last longer + no kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 ew. fuck. pregnant bitches are gross. i'll be sure and tell your mom you think so the next time she hits me up. nah it's cool if you think that. i just like how they get all glow-y and round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 5fig, plus noodles dont shoot up schools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 And they don't cry if you throw them at the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 i'll be sure and tell your mom you think so the next time she hits me up. nah it's cool if you think that. i just like how they get all glow-y and round. uh wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 first off, i don't know what "fetch" is. BUT I WILL MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN. lame mean girls reference. sorry, i am a teen movie nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 she put me first, that's what people do. life ain't that black and white Exactly. Life is not that black white...people don't always put their kid first. That's the problem. Not saying Twinky won't be a good dad. I'm saying that when you're young it's not the easiest thing to put your kid first and foremost. It's easy to slip even if you mean well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 so it's settled, twinky you should trade in your girl for some noodles. CASE CLOSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think this should turn into a thread about how great noodles are compared to babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 lame mean girls reference. sorry, i am a teen movie nerd. ohhhhh haha, i gotcha. sadly enough i know wht you're talking about now. i probably shouldn't have admitted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 The saddest thing is the baby will never get this much attention. And they don't cry if you throw them at the wall. I'm going to make it a point of propping you once the 24'd status wears off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 jugga what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 ^Mie Goreng FTW I prefer Rasa Ayam Special mie rebus The saddest thing is the baby will never get this much attention. One day the baby will read this thread...don't worry bout it. lame mean girls reference. sorry, i am a teen movie nerd. I thought you were referencing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 BUTTSEX AND THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 whats the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter sandwich? i don't have sex with my sandwich before i eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 it wont read this thread if its born blind cause of her addiction to puking out her food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GnomeToys Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's the difference between a dead baby and a woman? Dead babies don't cry when I fuck them. What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Why thankyou Testicular Catastrophe, so here's my contribution What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of babies? You can't empty a trunk full of bowling balls out with a pitchfork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 "Mr. Pickle's funtime abortion clinic! -It'll bring the kid out in ya!" and for real. yeah. fuck children. 80k is awesome, but it won't perpetually float you. learn a trade/go to college. graduate and get yourself a fetus for a present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 plus, ya gotta remember the 80k is hers. you aint married to that ass, so you dont get a cent. my money says she is gonna hit him up for child support while she is waving her face with c-notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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