shai Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Sewer Gas May Allow For Suspended Animation Suspended animation — the state that space travelers are always put into in movies so they don't age while traveling for many years — may turn out to actually be possible, and it's a simpler process than you'd expect. Yep, all you need to fall into a deep sleep and not age is a good dose of sewer gas. Scientists have discovered that small doses of hydrogen sulfide put mice into a completely reversible state of metabolic suppression. Within minutes of inhalation of the gas the mice began to show the effects and were able to stap out of it within 30 minutes of the air supply being returned to normal. If this can be done to humans, it could be used to "allow organ function to be preserved when oxygen supply is limited, such as after a traumatic injury" as well as, you know, for long-term space travel. Bring on the sewer-gas-induced comas! http://gizmodo.com/371995/sewer-gas-may-allow-for-suspended-animation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Sure... you might live a long ass time... but you'd smell like shit forever... bump for a normal death rate... natural selection FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 going, going, back back to mars mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 :lol: HAHA!!! Mars... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Breathe deeply, and count backwards from a hundred." "100, 99...damn, that stinks...why did you fart...when I'm...trying.....to.....ZZZZZZ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 ^^:lol:^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 man i dont beliieve anything about this sewar gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Gizmodo sure has some weird articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 yeah i miss the days when they just. reviewed cell phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I think I will pass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Umm, no thank you. That shit is just like when someone gets some bad food or drinks and is all "YO THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT, HERE TRY THIS!!" Fuck outta here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 breathe it up mannnnnnnnnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Umm, no thank you. That shit is just like when someone gets some bad food or drinks and is all "YO THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT, HERE TRY THIS!!" Fuck outta here. if this guy's saying it, it must be the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 im sellin 4 vials of FRESH jenkem right now for only two EASY installments of $200. holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 [ATTACH]84400.vB[/ATTACH] Jenkem- before and after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'll smell whatever if I can time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Time travel? When and where would you go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Right to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance, DUH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so wtf y'all movin on up Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 suspended animation, the grey expansion casting shadows over the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Fuck a cryo-tube yo. Poopy gas- tubes is what its fucking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 http://www.anus.com/etc/jenkem/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 HAHA PROPS ALL DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 cheesing is way better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 cheesing ftw! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 you see the new episode of south park? thats wassup! since we are talking about butthash tho...i got this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Butthash. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 yeah i saw that episode... i wanna fight titty monsters and be ruler of the boobie city... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 LMAO! One of its nicknames is Leroy Jenkems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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