Lick'n'run Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 False. im a G tpbm is also g? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 OG, thank you. TPBM has had to go to court ordered AA meetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false. tpbm has had there license suspended/ revoked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false tpbm is watching survivor man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false tpbm doesn't own a TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest be.e Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 true. got rid of the 60" & will never go back. i get way more shit accomplished tpbm can do that wavy shit with their tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTz PaYBacK Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 true tpbm can rub their stomach and pat their head at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 just tried it, no problem tpbm can get their eyes to look in different directions, OR tpbm is double jointed somewhere on their body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest be.e Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 true. tpbm loves when batteries are included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false, but i do like it. tpbm burns through AA's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 false lithium ion in all my shizzzz tpbm can't pee if there is someone in the urinal next to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 haha false tpbm enjoys killing flys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTz PaYBacK Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 fuck yea tpbm has seen the doc "i like killing flies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 false. tpmb makes them want to hurl when they scroll thru the oontz shit faced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 false, i just sigh and sighhhn off tpbm has gotta pee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 false, i did a while ago tpbm never answers the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 not the house phone tpbm dont talk on the phone or in the car or anyplace that aint ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 not sure what that one means bud. tpbm often feels like rockin kids that wear those trendy bright colored rayban shades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 True, if rocking means "Knock the fuck out". False if rocking means "Hang out and get drunk with". TPBM wears those trendy bright colored rayban shades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 false tpbm has been to more than 5 countries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 True, many more TPBM hasn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 true. tpbm puts their window down when it's raining on the highway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 sometimes tpbm WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN AT CUZIN?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 false. tpbm has nearly been bitten by a venomous snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 actually true - twice! TPBM has eaten poached eggs in the last two days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 false. scrambled or bust tpbm questions where they are in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTz PaYBacK Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 every day... tpbm actually knows how to poach an egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 yes, but why? fucking gross... TPBM agrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 true. tpbm is happy with their life right meow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 false tpbm is back on the market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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