yomommasaho Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 only for the things that keep me paid, laid or out of trouble tpbm just had ANOTHER bowl of pho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Dawg you know anytime throughout the ages you ask me about pho the answer's been false and today is no different. Tpbm knows I was serious about that 3 3 course meals thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 you fucking better, you wild ass tommy hill rocking ice nigga tpbm got a new paint shop in town, and adviced them on getting some montana hardcores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 false. tpbm gives zero fukcs about matching socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 FALSE. Sock life. TPBM enjoys grocery shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 True. Tpbm had play doh spaghetti last night. And that's all they had last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 ^ might as well have been. I used to have the little push machine that made the spaghetti shapes. bachelor then, and a bachelor now. not for me, but I have to say that my socks barely ever match and i am not a fan of grocery shopping. tpbm is posting from somewhere other than home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Nah. tpbm would shag a midget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 False tpbm drinks with a straw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 False. Tpbm does stupid shit for no real reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedwacko! Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 true: im a mad man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 False. Bogs. tpbm doesn't quite care for nigga bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 false, but what i got zero tolerance for is bitch niggas tpbm promised themselves they were gonna stop using a particular word, but alas.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 A while back, yeah. tpbm has flat out told a cop to slow down because they know they couldn't catch tpbm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 True. On foot. TPBM can't even outrun a parked car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 False. tpbm owns at least one pair of juicy pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 false, i did win the pajama jeans at the swamp once doh tpbm might host date shit this year cuz of the baby to end all babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 What? tpbm's 10 year high school reunion is comin up next spring and they aren't ballin as hard as they thought they'd be by the time it got here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 FALSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Tpbm struggles just as bad with simple tasks as tpam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 False. Haha. TPBM is confused by staples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 The store or device? I actually wondered how it was invented/who invented it a few days ago...too lazy to google it TPBM has had a vasectomy operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 False..it takes balls to get a vasectomy. Tpbm punched their sister and kissed their brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 false, cmon man, wtf is wrong witchu? tpbm owns a N64 and plays super smash brothers on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I gave smash brothers to this kid in high school. I know I mentioned that on here elsewhere. Tpbm's mother's nervous but she knows the deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 false, but the 2nd part is true tpbm had a lousy weekend, but then again, it was ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 More or less. Tpbm would pull the old "I don't want to remember him like that" excuse to get out of going to a funeral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 false tpbm has a fantastic opportunity theyre not going to slack on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 True tpbm has beans, rice, and bread on their shelf and a ak on they back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 no ak but the rest is true, TPBM thinks broad above is just a mote too chunky for them but fuck it they've been on a bouncy castle before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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