yomommasaho Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 false, if you do it right, it gets em real wet and ready to fuck at the next available convenience tpbm had some peruvian food, but no peruvian girls :( big deal, they all got hard faces like an indian chief anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
descone Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Fuck peru. and chile. Tpbm thinks the music that played when toad was showing you where the next star was in mario party 2 was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 false I assume it was pretty weak TPBM drives fast and brakes late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 False tpbm smokes fast to die young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 False, non-smoker here.. I choose to murder my liver instead Tpbm has a tattoo they regret.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 So true, just because you and your friends can draw does not mean giving each other tats with a home made gun is a good idea. TPBM needs to get this shit going and make it happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Not sure what you mean by "this" but I do need to get my life going and make shit happen, so True. TPBM wishes they could eat healthier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Outside of availablity, what's stopping anyone from eating healthier? False. (I already eat healthy) The person below me enjoys watching RomComs while lounging in their Snuggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 fuck no, have you lost your fucking mind? christ. tpbm is listening to EPMD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 False. Tpbm has yelled "i'll kill you" at someone in the last 24 hours and meant it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Mirrors are evil things. TPBM is definitely against this ridiculous 'bring back the beard' crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 False, at most I'm partially against it. The person below me reads romantic novels while cozying up next to a rotting corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 true, only because they asked me to tpbm had a great dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 True, homemade pork ramen. TPBM just opened a beer, but now doesn't really want It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 false, i just woke up and am going to get after it tpbm has a shitty ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 false - had. last night tpbm was conceived in a hall of mirrors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 thats a good point tpbm talks to babies like they have any fucking idea what im talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Falze. Tpbm's got hands the size of stingrays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 madddddd flooded tpbm oughta be done with poker.. well see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Yeauhh. Tpbm's soul ain't a toy, you ain't dealin with a boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 truth tpbm bouta start reading hella books.. yeah right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Word. Tpbm thinks some things are dope but if you get caught with them it can be a nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I guess. The person below me would rather not be unseen exiting the enter only only after not leaving the place of nothingness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 zakly tpbm has had a legit nervous breakdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 true - eh, who hasnt had a moment of darkness tpbm was born in jonestown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 false TPBM can speak more than two languages at a basic level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 idk, i get some people tellin me my spanish is decent, but i cant understand it spoken to me for shit tpbm misses illuminati Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Sho. Tpbm lickin places niggas wouldn't dare put their faces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Depends on how drunk I am, mostly true. Tpbm still tosses off to magazines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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