yomommasaho Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 without even knowing what youre talking about, i say mad true. odds are 99:1 im right tpbm had a decent weekend. nothin spectacular, but it was good all around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 lol at the cheese wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Shit wa wack. All tpbm hears is radio goo goo, radio ga ga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 false tpbm woke themselves up when they dreamed of a joke they made up. they were in the bathroom of the finished 3rd floor of a nice house and noticed it had a bidet, so they said "bidet, mate!". seriously, how often do you dream up cohesive shit like that? never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 false tpbm is going to light fireworks tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 False. Tpbm is a firework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 false...i'll wait to the 4th of july the person below me understood massgraff's Queen reference *edit true..im a firework the person below me understood massgraff's Katy Perry reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 true tpbm is a little gun shy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 true don't like guns at all. Tpbm would love to take tomorrow off work but they are worried about their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 True falsr. Tpbm hopes this stores mannequins have nipples. But not heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 joseph gribble false lol tpbm had a crush on a can of crush, which got crushed & has consequentially crushed their heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Falze. Tpbm cuss and claim to buss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 False..? tpbm is drinking on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 False. Tpbm knows why everyone's scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 true, cause' they're a bunch of girls. tpbm looks like the rapper riff raff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 False. Tpbm swears on their father's grave spiderman will pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 false. Fuck spiders. Tpbm bellows Sinatra in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 true...but only the new york new york song. the person below me likes black and white movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 true - depends on what it is, though tpbm doesnt like dubbed movies.. theyd just rather read the subtitles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 true...when its dubbed its a distraction. the person below me thinks cap n crunch is better than lucky charms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 True. Tpbm thinks the video to c.r.e.a.m was scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 False. Tpbm likes it deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 especially when hes makin his way on FIRE escpaes! edit: as long as im not hurting her, true tpbm needs a fucking break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 False. Just getting started. TPBM can see clearly now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 True- the rain has gone! TPBM Is bored by tumblr and it's never ending endless loop of titties,blunt smoking, fake horphe bitten graff, train surfing, and other subjects that go round and round faster and faster until one day ( they believe) tumblr will disapppear up it's own ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 False tpbm has been in a fart contest. like a big one and they made it to nationals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 False. Follow through is instant DNF. TPBM enjoys replacing light globes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 I don't not enjoy it. Tpbm puts marbles where there is no light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 true - anal beads. jk tpbm suffers from anatidaephobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Not even gonna look it up juss false. Tpbm takes their ex's make up sponges out of the outside garbage and asphixiates themself with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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