massgraff Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 went to sleep earlier than normal and woke up a little later than usual. not tired though. tpbm thinks 4 eggs is too much for one sitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 false, thats usually what i eat.....sometimes 3, never 2 tpbm has played skyrim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 false, should i? tpbm is slept on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 True. TPBM has a tire swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 false. tpbm will tell me what to serve white house guests. i'm at a loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Toast and gingerale. TPBM thinks the ending of half baked was wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Meh, it is what it is. TPBM is finally doing something that they have neen putting off for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 true. tpbm lives with mommy and daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false. tpbm gets governmental financial assistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false. tpbm is wearing a blue shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false tpbm is wearing sneakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 False but i am wearing blue Tpbm should recommend something for us to listen too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 LISTEN TO GUCCI! the person blow me is pumped for the new sonic in town! they've been texting and calling everyone about it, even random people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false tpbm wishes they could watch old episodes of johnny quest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false. tpbm has socks with black recording artists on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false tpbm almost bought another t shirt with a black recording artist on it, but realized they had plenty of t shirts with black recording artists on them and decided perhaps they should buy t shirts with black professional athletes on them instead. like jesse owens and shaq, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD. tpbm remembers that one time their mom was helping them with their homework and you said put c but she thought you said pussy. good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false tpbm mothers told them that a penis goes in a vagina and they felt like a fuckin idiot for not figuring that out on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false. the girl tpbm's stalking had you bumped back to 200 feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false tpbm is listening to EPMD currently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false. tbmp agrees that jewelry is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 false, i think jewelry is aight tpbm isnt sure what to do for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 hotdogs with no buns and tomato slices. tpbm has been getting into some progressively nastier porn lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 false, i stick to pretty much the same shit.. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=41820535 tpbm thinks that clip is about ass good ass it gets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 so nice you had to post it twice ehh. lol at some dude responding to my sig and saying you're a fag and probably 9. IR strikes again! tpbm's house has had an unsettling silence the last 2 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 false.. its kinda quiet tho, yeah tpbm's thinkin they might take their buddy's kid's to see avengers tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 false. tpbm agrees that the only emotions men should feel are: contentment, disappointment, and anger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 false, you forgot horny tpbm is horny as hell right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 true, i can no longer control my space horniness. tpbm beats their dick like it owes them money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 24/7 The person below me has shopped at Burlington Coat Factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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