redeyedanimal Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 false, at home and bored as hell.. tpm gets bored easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 true. the person below me has tried making sushi before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 false, but i am going to learn the right way to do it soon. :-D tpbm would be happy working in a kitchen for a career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 If i knew what i was doing and its not some slump like dennys.. True tpbm has been attacked by an animal at sometime in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 true. when i was like 4 a zebra tried to eat me at the zoo. no bullshit. tpbm has accidentally picked up a used tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Donnie Darko Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 False, i dont know how you you would mistakenly pick up a used tampon Tpbm has had a near death experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 true, damn near pierced my brain with my nose when I was 6... FACE PLANT. tpbm was an overly energetic child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 true. when i was like 4 a zebra tried to eat me at the zoo. no bullshit. (gettin somethin out of a chicks purse. idk why she kept a used tampon. but it happens) tpbm hit on someone of the same gender then realized they were of the same gender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Donnie Darko Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 In responce to redeyedanimal : True, till i found mary in my teens Tpbm hates fastfood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 false. i love it tpbm pays rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 False. Tpbm has listened to local police radio activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 true, used to have a scanner and i checked that shit all the time. It intercepted some cell phone calls to, heard some deals go down first hand, made me realize how easy it is to intercept a cell phone call. tpbm watches what they say on their cell phone for that reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 false, i should be alot more careful but meh tpbm has never been in trouble with the law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 false, fuck the police. tpbm got a handjob from a tranny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 false. but dow did. tpbm drinks soft drinks more than water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 False, juice ftw tpbm seriously thought they were gonna die while riding a roller coaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 true, i was at knotts berry farm in so cal riding ghost rider, and when we got to the top of the first drop, we stopped and the entire right side of the train of cars derailed, so we sat at an angle for a few minutes and shat bricks. needless to say the rest of the ride was also terrifying tpbm will tell us about the first time they got head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 true went to this freaky ass chick's aunt's house and then she came onto me and we were kissin then she said she wanted to go farther and i got dome.. the end. tpbm thinks my story was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchy and Scratchy Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 False. Cool story bro. (Props on your domed up story) Tpbm will share with the oontz their first sexual experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 true, this weekend a girl i was with gave me a hug before she left. tpbm is allergic to more than one thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 false tpbm has bombed a dairy queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 false. the person below me likes to eat at arbys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 true, usually. i get grossed out by how greasy some things are though tpbm will tell us what their first car was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 true....'91 toyota corolla....shitty car, but fast! the person below me will tell us the name of their first pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 true, i think it was 'stupid' the goldfish tpbm will tell us something about their first girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 she was italian. tpbm is hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 false, just ate some chicken terriaki n rice shit.. also i can't spell tpbm has bought a pack of pokemon cards before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 false....haha...but my ex girl who had two kids did get me a limited edition gold plated pokemon card...told me it might be worth something someday so i kept it. the person below me likes anime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 false,not sure why i never was into it cuz it looks pretty cool tpbm is freeezing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 false TPBM has writers block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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