tango 24 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 yo fuck you danoz direct im trying to watch some softcore foreign porn and you want to come up in an ad and try and sell me a fucking nose hair remover for $19.95 inculding shipping and handling? FUCK YOU i hate informercials i hate the people in them i hate their products a perfect example of why infomerical producers/directors/actors should all be taken out to a nice remote field and have a bullet slammed through their head now who the fuck is gonna sit and work in one of these all day? drinking your double whipped cream icey frappacino with an extra shot of cocoa would be next to fucking impossible let alone not vomiting all over those important documents mr Johnson wanted on his desk by 4 /endrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 What is worse though, the infomercials or the awesome sms dating services/sexy vodeo on your mobile ads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 both make me want to go on a killing spree id probably start with bert newton fuck you old man your toupee is mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Despite all the hate around infomercials, there's a few I find VERY comical. Just the things they say and how fake their "emotions" are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 SOFTCORE PORN. SOME INFORMERCIALS WORK AS SOFTCORE PORN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 that hawaii chair... hahahaha wtffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 i srsly want to get my fuck on in a hawaii chair...with the blonde chick or the granny.... they gonna rename it to the "you got jizzed in bish! now get the fuck out mah officez!" chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 despite what casek thinks....i believe that the hawaii chair may possibly be one of the stupidest things ever. ....ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 both make me want to go on a killing spree id probably start with bert newton fuck you old man your toupee is mine leave Burt out of this, state funeral styles for when does finally drop........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 both make me want to go on a killing spree id probably start with bert newton fuck you old man your toupee is mine leave Burt out of this, state funeral styles for when does finally drop........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Fuck that QVC Shop at Home shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Fuck that QVC Shop at Home shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK. epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK. epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 ^^^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i just watched that hawaii chair shit, and it seems like they made it as a porn prop like you'd find it for 4 easy payments of 29.95 in the back of some stupid ass free magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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