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Im in a combination of horny, and tired. I shall post my thoughts without correcting the mistakes.

 

Ahem

 

 

athe girl on attack of the show iAS hot. and ryo ntsube too

 

 

 

 

 

 

fcuk sleep pronblems

 

 

 

Jesus Christ, fuck insomnia and redtube

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so if had a candle cannon i'd hook it up over my front door and rig it to shoot whenever somebody rings the doorbell... it'd also have a fog machine that would be infused with skunk musk set on a 40 second delay after the doorbell rings

 

 

person comes to the front door and does not know to knock instead of ring the door bell

 

 

ring diiiiing

 

 

wait..

 

wait....

 

 

FWOOSH!! LULZ PWNDZOREX

 

fog machine full of skunk juice kicks in

 

 

.....ha

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Ahhh! I need to get one of these shits

 

 

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27901

 

Didnt the Nazis try to use those to shoot down planes?

 

You got the win on that. You clearly watched the same History Channel show (or whatever) that I did, which makes you ok for the moment. I'm giving you props...but I will sober up and likely talk shit to you again.

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so torn likes gay ass whites dudes in fishnets... nigga you got problems

hes not white

 

hes peurto rican

 

and even though -torn- tries to pretend that he doesnt know its a pic of oscar de la hoya, we know thats the flick that got his posting hamster wheel turning.

 

 

i mean anyone who doesnt have cable and is forced to watch access hollywood as much as me knows about that scandal

 

/nohomo 4 me

//yeshomo 4 u

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hes not white

 

hes peurto rican

 

and even though -torn- tries to pretend that he doesnt know its a pic of oscar de la hoya, we know thats the flick that got his posting hamster wheel turning.

 

 

i mean anyone who doesnt have cable and is forced to watch access hollywood as much as me knows about that scandal

 

/nohomo 4 me

//yeshomo 4 u

 

 

Tre is on point, except for the pretending part.

 

 

 

But what I wanna know is, how hot was the girl that he was willing to do that for just to smash?

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Tre is on point, except for the pretending part.

 

 

 

But what I wanna know is, how hot was the girl that he was willing to do that for just to smash?

 

You remind me of the fat kid at school who bombs on himself to try to make friends with everyone. :lol:

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is de la hoya not peurto rican?

 

 

i thought he was, but i havnt been on my boxing shit since i dropped hbo and just pirate all the ufc bouts. is he cuban or sm kinda italian or sumthin? possibly kurdish or romanian? austro-hungarian? turkish-kazakstahn mix?

 

 

hes from where borats at righht?

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Tre is on point, except for the pretending part.

 

 

 

But what I wanna know is, how hot was the girl that he was willing to do that for just to smash?

 

so you are admitting

a) you find trannie de la hoya attractive and his fishnets inspired your post

 

b) its acceptable behavior to cross dress in fetish gear like a homo-dujour as long as you might smash the gal taking the pic? so if someone fine enough asked you to dress in latex holster and tights and take these pics and put them on the internet and in general fuck up your rep completely, you woud go for it?

 

 

someone please direct this guy to my bangbros bckdoor hck, hes been clicking over to he darker side of gay porn on redtube.

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so you are admitting

a) you find trannie de la hoya attractive and his fishnets inspired your post

 

b) its acceptable behavior to cross dress in fetish gear like a homo-dujour as long as you might smash the gal taking the pic? so if someone fine enough asked you to dress in latex holster and tights and take these pics and put them on the internet and in general fuck up your rep completely, you woud go for it?

 

 

someone please direct this guy to my bangbros bckdoor hck, hes been clicking over to he darker side of gay porn on redtube.

 

 

Remember that thing in school called, Reading comprehension?

 

For some one like De La Hoya [no homo] to dress up like a tranny fag just cuz some girl said she'd let him smash, she HAD to be sex on legs.

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