alure Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently. The Jackass explains all on his official blog: "Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!" Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 oh my jesus...a torn uretha? uhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 why aren't these guys dead yet? people still care about these retards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 i dont even watch jackass..but that picture makes me nauseous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labor Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i gave up on them awhile ago. sounds interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i heard steve-o followed the dead before jackass. 2muchacidz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 damnnnn thats gotta hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i heard steve-o followed the dead before jackass. 2muchacidz Oh, that explains everything. When I was skating and making "Sponsor me" videos, we used to goof around and do stupid shit on camera to fill the time. This was around 1995, so I think we were inspired by the movie "Kids". Some of my favorites were- -Jumping my friend's Bronco. There was a small bridge that was like a big fun box, so we would have her tow us so we could try to clear the top. Since it was about a twenty foot jump, no one really did it (I came close a few times). Finally we decided to just jump the truck. We got a couple good 3-4' high jumps, but decided to stop when we saw sparks coming out from under the Bronco. -Dousing myself with lighter fluid, setting myself on fire and jumping into a pool. -Breaking huge blocks of styrofoam over each others heads. I ended up almost breaking my nose on camera. Bloody good time. -Streaking a party, running out the front door and dancing in the street, then getting locked out and having my clothes hidden in the freezer. -Rides in a laundromat dryer in my underwear, and receiving burns on my ass for it. -Getting hammered on Jack Daniel's with a couple friends and destroying my friend's brother's room while listening to Slayer (he got kicked out of the house for that). I did all of this when I was 21, though. I am MUCH more genteel nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 You live the life, you pay the price. Really. Dudes are going to make a living off of doing retard tricks for the sake of amusement...they should expect to end up bleeding from their most private of parts at some point in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypergraphia Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 its about time that fucker had too many narrow escapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Hey, I got lucky. I did get burns on my ass, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i heard about this... ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I'm really surprised this hasnt happened years earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I wonder who insures them. I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i dont even watch jackass..but that picture makes me nauseous Don't you see this on a monthly basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Haha^.. For real i wish this dude would have died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 see what on a monthly basis? i really dont watch it.. ask my husband i even refused to watch the movie i think shit is retarded.. i just posted it cause i saw it on a blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I would kill myself if I had to empty a bag of piss for the rest of my life. I really hope I die before I get real old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Me too. I mean, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 HE SHOULDA STUCK WITH BARRY SO ALL THE RED STATES MIGHT CONSIDER VOTING FOR HIM FOR MORE THAN .42 SECONDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 ^^^ ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 see what on a monthly basis? i really dont watch it.. ask my husband i even refused to watch the movie i think shit is retarded.. i just posted it cause i saw it on a blog Lady period blood joke..... And you know that husband of yours isn't healthy for our relationship. But I think we can overlook this lil incedent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Live by the sword, die by the sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I sell propane and propane accessories...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santi bom Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 that hurts my ballsack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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