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I know a rich girl in Houston who's daddy has one of those art cows.

Dressed as a surgeon.

I got wasted and sat on it.

That's about all of that night I care to talk about.

Shit went down in a big way.

 

 

I am going to try to go see Scott H. Biram tomorrow night.

That should be totally radical.

The only pair of underwear I own have his face front and center.

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I know a rich girl in Houston who's daddy has one of those art cows.

Dressed as a surgeon.

I got wasted and sat on it.

That's about all of that night I care to talk about.

Shit went down in a big way.

 

 

I am going to try to go see Scott H. Biram tomorrow night.

That should be totally radical.

The only pair of underwear I own have his face front and center.

 

I went down to Austin to see Biram a couple of weeks ago at the Hole in the Wall. Worst show ever. It was so hard to even hear him, let alone trying to see him over the crowd.

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I never said you were gay, I just said that you aren't the only writer who listens to country.

 

But, now that you mention it, you're gay, ugly, fat, and retarded. You could have a Anal Cunt song written about you though, so at least you have that going for you.

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I'm also kidding....BUT, HEY! Let's overlook that fact.

 

I probably know more about music than you do. I'm pretty sure you could school me in a who's who of gay porn quiz, though.

 

SEE? IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW, HAHA LAUGHING GOOD TIME?

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I play David Allen Coe's underground album all the time, and people think I'm some kind of racist freak asshole.

 

But, it's a good fucking album, and it's hilarious. I wouldn't put it on if I was hanging out with my Black Panther friends, though. I'm not stupid.

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