boogie hands Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 how much you bench, dudeguy? i just got a new pair of zooba pants. fuckin' A, right! sweet. lets go beat up faggots. lets take off our shirts first though....show off our sweet abs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 let me try to explain. dude go bar, bar fun. dude have beard, gay man like beard. gay man try to invade dude beard, dude say gay. gay man get mad -grrrrrr. gay man go get friends. dude say he want to go home. when dude leave he's ready to have a saturday night main event with gay man crew (n/h). gay man crew already fighting with dude's homeboy. homeboy punch. gay man punch. gay man get his bite on homeboy's finger then run. homeboy go to hospital, gay man disappear, dude goes home and writes the story on the internets. dude feels homeboy is his retainer, so he threatens all anonymous others on the internet. internet is serious buisness. nobody really cares. Gliko laughs and punches the faces off mt. rushmore. i think that sums this thread up for you. This post and seeing that the sun is out just improved my mood a great deal. gay man try to invade dude beard, dude say gay. gay man get mad -grrrrrr. Reminds me of something a friend of mine would say. Eatso, I'll buy you a beer for this someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 well shai --glad i could help to make your day a little better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 sweet. lets go beat up faggots. lets take off our shirts first though....show off our sweet abs. fuck yeah! dude, i've got hemmy charged fists for pound'n faggots! do you mind putting oil on my back when i take my shirt off though, i can never reach my upper mid section. hell, my guns are so huge, i can barely wipe my own ass. so what do you say, oil each other up and beat up faggots? yeah, then we can go get our hair tips frosted, buy some button down white shirts, desinger jeans (faded of course), nice leather shoes, bleach our teeth, get a fake tan, and go dance with all the bitches to some progressive house. that's totally hetero, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Yeah, I woke up with a headache- no good. I had some drunk guy try to pull shit like this when I was at a bar in SF, except he wanted to touch my ears (?). I told dude about five times to cool it, but he was sticking his hands in my face saying, "Come on, you know you want me to play with them..." to me. It was my friend's bar, so I was thinking of glassing the guy in the head with my beer, when said friend (6'3", 220) snatched him off of the barstool, dragged him out the door, and hailed him a cab. I guess he also told him not to show his face on that block for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 some girl is taking me to this "upon a burning body" show in san antone tonight. its not a fag band is it? they said its a hardcore band or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I am going to go ahead and say you will not be enjoying the show tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 hahaha man i really got drunk last night, what kind of homo trys to touch a mans beard in a bar? fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What kind of bar was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 That's not meant to be a loaded question, but certain bars attract a broad spectrum of people for different reasons. My friend's bar was known for shit like that, but common sense should tell you if someone ain't interested, they ain't interested. Fuck it, I got to drink there for next to nothing (I did some flyers for them) and they had BBQ on Sundays, rain or shine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOT TAR & DEATH Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 good on ya, i hope you didnt catch the rabies OR HEP-C, OR,GOD FORBID, THE GONNA-HERPA-SYLIPHA-ADIS. DEM FAGGITS ARE SOME FILTHY CREATURES.:mad: BUT PISDRUNK SHOLUD HAVE OBSERVED THE SITUATION, THEN INTERVEENED. EATSO HOPE YOU DONT CATCH ANY THING HOMEBOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 some girl is taking me to this "upon a burning body" show in san antone tonight. its not a fag band is it? they said its a hardcore band or something? hardcore died years ago --didn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 i wouldnt know, i've never heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 fuck yeah! dude, i've got hemmy charged fists for pound'n faggots! do you mind putting oil on my back when i take my shirt off though, i can never reach my upper mid section. hell, my guns are so huge, i can barely wipe my own ass. so what do you say, oil each other up and beat up faggots? yeah, then we can go get our hair tips frosted, buy some button down white shirts, desinger jeans (faded of course), nice leather shoes, bleach our teeth, get a fake tan, and go dance with all the bitches to some progressive house. that's totally hetero, right? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I think I'm gonna be alright and actually it went down cuz he was wearing a cubs hat. fuck them /nochicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 OR HEP-C, OR,GOD FORBID, THE GONNA-HERPA-SYLIPHA-ADIS. DEM FAGGITS ARE SOME FILTHY CREATURES.:mad: BUT PISDRUNK SHOLUD HAVE OBSERVED THE SITUATION, THEN INTERVEENED. EATSO HOPE YOU DONT CATCH ANY THING HOMEBOY! dont you ever use my name in vane again. godforbid is synonomous with destruction. except homo biting. none of that destruction. death to the homo biters. that "hardcore" band you spoke of has lousy name. necropheliac feel to it. white rabbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountHolyoke Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 let me try to explain. dude go bar, bar fun. dude have beard, gay man like beard. gay man try to invade dude beard, dude say gay. gay man get mad -grrrrrr. gay man go get friends. dude say he want to go home. when dude leave he's ready to have a saturday night main event with gay man crew (n/h). gay man crew already fighting with dude's homeboy. homeboy punch. gay man punch. gay man get his bite on homeboy's finger then run. homeboy go to hospital, gay man disappear, dude goes home and writes the story on the internets. dude feels homeboy is his retainer, so he threatens all anonymous others on the internet. internet is serious buisness. nobody really cares. How funny is this?! Gliko laughs and punches the faces off mt. rushmore. Seriously, this is the funniest fucking post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 sweet. lets go beat up faggots. lets take off our shirts first though....show off our sweet abs. this is a contradictory statement. I was under the impression that only faggots have abs. whats it going to be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 there are no rules in fighting, i'd bite a muthafucka in the neck if I needed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 the white rabbit is a breading ground for maladjusted homosexual behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Seriously, this is the funniest fucking post! Just in case that post is misread --joker i wasn't trying to belittle you or be condescending in that description. it was all done in pure humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 destruction --if you saw blacula, you know there is a gay vampire in it. after he gets bit, his afro gets all dusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 the white rabbit is a breading ground for maladjusted homosexual behavior. they bite. fruit cakes. i did however go see a animosity show there no too long ago. that was interesting. i dont like the way the kids mosh nowadays. you gotta love the old school pits. not the new ones with the fucking idiots jumping around doing ninja moves and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 the white rabbit is a breading ground for maladjusted homosexual behavior. yea thats the venue, i think. if this is gonna be a fagfest i think i'll take my business elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 you gotta love the old school pits. not the new ones with the fucking idiots jumping around doing ninja moves and shit. word. me and my friend were at this show a year or so ago. and some little asian dude just jumps and starts fucking trying to be bruce lee and shit. my nose was dripping blood. my shirt collar was torn the fuck up. and i just rushed this dude. clipped his knees and send him flying. everyone cheered and we continued to mosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 the pit at negative approach a year ago was fucking rad no jump kicking assholes there I tell you what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 word. me and my friend were at this show a year or so ago. and some little asian dude just jumps and starts fucking trying to be bruce lee and shit. my nose was dripping blood. my shirt collar was torn the fuck up. and i just rushed this dude. clipped his knees and send him flying. everyone cheered and we continued to mosh. That's actually the opposite of what happens at hardcore shows on the east coast. It's the kids that don't do the ninja moves that get singled out and destroyed to everyones cheering. Kids get their faces broke and tossed out for not knowing the moves. I always thought the shit was kinda corny. Sounds like the east coast Hardcore dancing is catching on everywhere else all of a sudden and yall aint used to it. I'm willing to bet that the kids in your areas do a good job of gaying the "ninja moves" up though. And probably look like retards. I havn't been to a hardcore show in close to a decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Hardcore dancing is so funny, it always reminded me of that simpsons episode where Bart spinning his arms and lisa is kicking the air while they walk to each other to fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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