Guest shai_hulud Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: My Hugo Boss clothes are killing me T;6034511']"There is no i in team" Some dumb MBA manager bimbo I had pulled that stunner on me, and I said, "Yeah, but there's a M and an E in team" and walked away. She actually put up those one of those stupid fucking inspirational posters in the break room...so me and one of my coworkers who also wrote flipped it over and tagged all over the back of it, and put it back up. I don't remember if she quit or got fired, but I know she wasn't there for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 those inspirational posters are fantastic. i have my bedroom lined with them so i have inspirational dreams about rock climbing and never giving up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 the one i hate the most is "I hate _____ with a passion." Would you go so far as to say that you hate this cliche with a passion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 " In my heart of hearts... " i HATE that saying! new band name! We about to go platinum!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I work in marketing and advertising and my boss is always using the terms wacky wild cool-hip-wonderful (as a sequence) and others like urban contemporary edgy maybe this is normal...but jesus...his cheesiness kills me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo bill hicks can explain it better than i can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 'if you got time to lean, you got time to clean' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Age Demagogue Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 my boss is famous for attempting to use cliches but mixing them all together.. saying shit like "cute as pie" (instead of sweet as pie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: My Hugo Boss clothes are killing me Some dumb MBA manager bimbo I had pulled that stunner on me, and I said, "Yeah, but there's a M and an E in team" and walked away. She actually put up those one of those stupid fucking inspirational posters in the break room...so me and one of my coworkers who also wrote flipped it over and tagged all over the back of it, and put it back up. I don't remember if she quit or got fired, but I know she wasn't there for long. the response to that is, "but there is one in win". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAME NSPS Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 i dont have a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I work in a cubical and I hear people that can talk straight up for 20 minutes saying nothing but cliches. Its the most annoying thing ever. A new one I hear a lot lately is "critical mass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 - " In my minds eye...." HATE TO HEAR THIS. STAB IN THE EYE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I used to work somewhere where people would throw money away all day on those computer poker terminals. dunno if you have them in the us. anyway my boss refused to ever call this gambling, it was always "gaming services". also the same guy used cockney rhyming slang all the time, despite being from watford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Where the fuck is Watford? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 T;6086986']Where the fuck is Watford? suburb of london Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josefstrat@yahoo.com Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 ^^^ Bwahaha those three posts are pure gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 i work with this like 70 yearold dude who does the same corney jokes all day.. A woman will walk up and he will say "Ohhhh let me see your ring! im an expert on jewerly!" so he takes the woman's hand and starts looking at her ring. he says "I can tell Exactly where you got your ring just by looking at it" the woman goes "oh myyy welll...." then he says "Your husband gave you that ring" the chick goes well of course, he butts in "But thats not where you got it!!! i can tell you exactly where you got it!!" "On your finger Hahahahaha I just wanted to hold your hand" he probably does that a good 100-200 times a day. drives me insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 anyone using the word "swagger" (in any of its uses) is now considered the enemy. do not talk about swagger, or swagger-jacking .... you are homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 oh and by the way, "no homo" is gay as fuck, cliche as fuck ........ hate to say it!!!! hahha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 i don't care for "thank you much." also, my boss was a proponent of "good enough for who it's for" which I thought was kind of funny the first few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 My old bosses favorite was 'That fair shits me...." but then I started to use it and I must admit I like it. but some of these posted I agree with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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