eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 also flicks or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 and you technically deserved to get shot the first time. (not by my standards though.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 drop kick her in the ovaries. that'll make her nice and quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 if this bitch doesnt shoot him, I WILL. triple beams nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 you wont do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 what's up spit I see you lurkin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i'll shoot his girlfriend in the vagina with my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 you won't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseplant Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 That is a little unsettling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 haha! yoyoyo guess who just called me and wants to chill!!!!! LMAO!!! So she want's to "chill" after reading this thread? :lol: You're gonna show up and it's gonna be a surprize party of her, her homies, her brothers, her cousins... and YOU as the guest of honor! :lol: I say go for it homie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 she's gonna get him beaten down, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 RIP Stupid fuckin dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 HAHA! You fuckers want to know went down??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 yes, "i want to know went down" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 NAw there aint enough 0ontZzERS on right now.. Ill spill the beans when i get off work later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 im not going to be interested by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 why the fuck didn't you get shot? damn ch0 fails again. oontz oontz oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EncoRe Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Wow, that shiz is psycho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Was gunplay involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 me and my girl dont do foreplay UNLESS theres a gun involved. kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 what happened prickasshole? you get shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 So heres what went down!!!! She texted me Thursday afternoon. I told her to call me cause i was driving. She said she was mad at me and she hated me. But also she wanted to have dinner with me to talk shit out. I end up meeting her at her favorite resturant, H.O.P.R. I see her at the door i hug her but no hug back. Moments later during the wait for our table, I ask her if she has any weapons. Guns, tazers, lunchucks,etc.. she lookd at me like she did. and i stayed quiet.. Once we get to our table, the shit hits the fan.. "Why? How long? Who was she? Why? Blah blah blah blah!???" She says. I tell her, "I don't know? I don't know? I don't know?". The whole time I acted as if nothing had never happened. I flirt talked with her the whole night and told her shit that she loves to hear, like, "Damn babe you i missed yo pretty ass". " your giving me boner..." "you smell good"... I nexer took my eyes off her once. you know spit that player type shit. Then she eased up and i knew i was in there!!! After dinner I lit up a port and offered her a ride. She says, "NO Ill take the bus". Then I says, "they said it suppose to rain later so just get in im tired and full"... Then she gets in all bitchy. I ask if she works the next day. She says duh! I tell her i got some new dvds and I ask her if she wants to come over and watch some movie called Reign over me. She alrights. We get to my appartment and pop in the movie. Then i do the "damn im cold, come closer" routine. And its a succses! 15min into the flick it was on! I had her doorlin moanin n groanin. After that we restarted the movie and fell asleep. Then the this morning i got up for work at 6 and she was gone! I called her, texted her, myspaced her no reply! Today when i got home and looked around and noticed that she took all her belongings. Her clothes that she left at my house were gone her make up shit was gone even her bodywash and loofa shit was gone. None of my shit was missing but a garbage bag. I know this cause a box of brand new garbage bags that i havent opened yet was sitting on my kitchen counter top. Its about to be 4am right now and she still wont pick up my calls. I guess its really over now. I told yall Id get it one more time. And did I get shot? nope! HA! Im the fucking man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 chica-chica-yeahhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 YOU SHOULD OF GUN BUTTED THAT BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i was gonna try and think of something to say but DAO summed it up perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 so she tried to kill you with an unloaded gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I told yall Id get it one more time. And did I get shot? nope! HA! Im the fucking man! she gave you herpes :lol: sucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Teenagers are retarded. Sometimes I wish this place was 21+up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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