Bojangles Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Phone rings. "Hello." Girl's voice: (half drunk) "You still alive?!?!?! To which I respond: Yes...who is this? They repeat that back to me, to which I say my name. We then figure out it's a wrong number but she keeps saying "You sound nice." All I can respond with is "I try." I hang up and have a feeling it isn't over. I'm right. A minute later, my phone rings with a new number. Her friend calls (who is drunk also) and says: "My friend just called you by accident and says you sound cute." Again, all I say is: "I try." We then break into a 5-10 minute conversation that reminds me of the highschool/chatline days. Finally it got awkward on my end and I hung up with a polite dispersal. They were giving me all their info...Description, location, etc. Crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 go smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 get their numbers and post it in this thread...and we can have a 100 12ozers call them and tell them they sound cute.. /no pedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 co signed... at least get some pictures before hand. or sommmmething Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 hahahaha too funny u should post their number so we can call em and say they sound cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 props? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 fuck yeah post them digits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 i got u on some props dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 who remembers the talk about party lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 word.. post the number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 who remembers the talk about party lines? haha...i still call the party line when im bored....heres the one to sacramento, ca 1-916-282-6444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 *wonders how many 12ozers just called it* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I used to find myself in all types of weird chicks houses behind those party lines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 They called back again! I'll post up the numbers after I'm done toying. I feel like I'm 16 again. ahhahahahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Here's what you do. If you have call forwarding, auction off the number to the oontzer who can come up with the best offer. Once you have a winner, get their number and your call forwarding to forward your calls to it. just before you do that, call them and hang up after the first ring...then switch over to call forwarding, then they call another complete stranger in some other city. You could keep this up all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Brilliant! Shai, you're a maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Tell them you just got out of the pen, then ask them if they have strong hands. REAL strong hands. If they say they don't have strong hands, ask them if they like interpretive dance. Why? I don't know, but it sounds funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Where's casek when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 YOU GOT HIT ON BY THE WRONG NUMBER AND YOU DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT JUST HAD A FRIENDLY CHAT YOU FUCKING CAPTAIN IF I WASNT SO AFRAID OF BEING DEPROPPED ID GIVE YOU NEGATIVE PROPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 This is definitely a props worthy thread. I want more call logs. MOAR CALL LOGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Props is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Come on Bo You could have had them send the Phone Pic get a round weight # before proceeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 post that number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I used to find myself in all types of weird chicks houses behind those party lines... Haha!!! Cosign! I actually fucked a fat bitch and her freind off that shit. The friend was actually my first and only encounter with a squirt/gusher. :lol: That bitch left a fucking puddle on my pops passanger side seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Fat bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Fat bitch. She tried to warn me and all. But I was young and stupid and couldn't believe that such a sweet voice could come from a real live fat bitch. And I was used to always hearing skinny bitches complain about how fat they were, so I just assumed it was on some shit like that. At least she was ready with mad beers to get me drunk and take advantage of my dick. And I woulda felt like a complete ASSHOLE if I just jetted after seeing that she indeed was realy fat. So I let her get me drunk and take advantage of my dick. While her senile old as dirt grandpops was passed out drunk in the next room. No door or nothing in between rooms to drown out the sound of this whale being harpooned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 ^^yeah fat girls have cute girls voices so its a hard call...ask them for some myspace links mayne.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 ^^yeah fat girls have cute girls voices so its a hard call...ask them for some myspace links mayne.. Dawgs... this was probably like 10 years before Myspace even existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Fat Bitches. They are lands sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Dawgs... this was probably like 10 years before Myspace even existed. You old nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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