DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true and secondly don't be fuckn' with my tight pants I'ma get e- thug and fuck you up! damn son, Trust me I aint fucking with your tight pants dawgs. I'm just saying maybe YOU should stop fucking with them tight pants. Then maybe your markers wouldn't be breaking in your pocket and leaking up your piss hole whenever you sit down. Just sayin. Feel free to get e-thug me though. I knows where you lives. I'll Toiletpaper your house!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true I'mma tie yo shoelaces together when you drunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true i piss krink out of my pee hole into my mops while i'm out. and i just hose tags on the wall too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true i wonder if the southafrican girls will be amused? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true krink in teh vaghole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true :( :mad: :bawling: for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true I'mma tie yo shoelaces together when you drunk! Oh yeah? I'll fuckin break into your crib when you aint home and glue a gang of those sticky paper mouse traps all over that low ass ceiling of yours. You'll come home and get stuck there till your girl comes home and cuts you down. Leaving you with a big ass balled spot like Crusty the clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true YOUR DIAGRAM no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true i'm gonna take a shit in your pillow and glue thumbtacks in your socks then I'm gonna put salt and iodine in all the soap you own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true la te da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true i'm gonna take a shit in your pillow and glue thumbtacks in your socks then I'm gonna put salt and iodine in all the soap you own Except you can't. You don't know where I live. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true You guys have a strange relationship. If that is how you treat your friends, I hate to see what you do to your enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true good night motherfuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true any like "disco pen" porn out there? i wanna see a chick get a glowie up her gashie. zomg. i met a local pr0n star today. and i was like... no smash. dirty ho. ho. ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true i once met a pornstar, for what ever reason i held my breath when she spoke. I assumed her breath would smell of Cock n' Balls n' aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true err... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true speaking of urethras...... you guys ever hear of albert fish? yup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true back in high school we gave this girl a aspirin and told her it was ex. after like 15 minutes she started to go on about how she was feeling the shit then about 45 minutes later she was seriously acting like she was rolling balls, trying to give everyone massages, talking really fast, etc etc. eventually we felt bad and told her it was just an aspirin she went to a different school the next year HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. I woulda messed with her more. "Oh son I'm rollin so hard..." "Bitch, that was just an aspirin." "Are you sure...I feel it........................................................oontz." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true This thread entertained me for a good ten minutes. Random as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true BF should be portrayed by Lori Petty aka Tank Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true So after drinking plastic bottle vodka and being woke up mid-drunk, I keep drinking and slam a can of Miracal black paint on the table. The ensuing vapor catches fire from the candle. My dominant hand is fucked and my friend's face is singed. He is disabled and therefore any injury to him caused by me, regardless of intent, is a felony. Looking at 2-5 years. so you got bagged for that or your friend snitched on you? or are you are just playing it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true One time i wanted to use acetone and i opened the bottle on top of the table it was a little bit difficult so i needed full strenght and then tadaa! the bottle is open slam to the table and the acetone directly into my eye... i was young and i thought it was like acid.. it burnt like hell and i was alone at home... washed for one hour with water. Later i discovered that it was not that armful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true pepsi in the urethra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true BF should be portrayed by Lori Petty aka Tank Girl. I hope this is a joke. Man. I have never met a chick that was really into that movie that wasn't a complete and total idiot. Tank Girl is not metal or thrash enough. One of these might do just fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true i only like dogs that rock yankee hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true I have to spread my reputation around before giving it to you again. The only sport I follow is MMA/NHB fighting. Mainly PRIDE. So I don't really care one way or the other about any team sports. I am more of a "cat in a top hat" type of lady. Time to go get weeded and watch Metalocalypse with my BFF's husband. Should it be awkward? Who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true Metalocalypse I've tried to pronounce this about a dozen times so far and have failed miserably. Anyone else having any trouble or do I just got down syndrome? Anyway enjoy the movie ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true ^It's cause you lost your brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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