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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

and secondly

don't be fuckn' with my tight pants

I'ma get e- thug and fuck you up!

damn son,

 

 

Trust me I aint fucking with your tight pants dawgs.

I'm just saying maybe YOU should stop fucking with them tight pants.

Then maybe your markers wouldn't be breaking in your pocket and leaking up your piss hole whenever you sit down.

Just sayin.

 

Feel free to get e-thug me though.

I knows where you lives.

I'll Toiletpaper your house!!!

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

I'mma tie yo shoelaces together when you drunk!

 

Oh yeah?

I'll fuckin break into your crib when you aint home and glue a gang of those sticky paper mouse traps all over that low ass ceiling of yours.

You'll come home and get stuck there till your girl comes home and cuts you down.

Leaving you with a big ass balled spot like Crusty the clown.

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

i once met a pornstar, for what ever reason i held my breath when she spoke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I assumed her breath would smell of Cock n' Balls n' aids.

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

back in high school we gave this girl a aspirin and told her it was ex.

 

 

 

after like 15 minutes she started to go on about how she was feeling the shit

 

then about 45 minutes later she was seriously acting like she was rolling balls, trying to give everyone massages, talking really fast, etc etc.

 

eventually we felt bad and told her it was just an aspirin

 

she went to a different school the next year

 

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

I woulda messed with her more.

 

"Oh son I'm rollin so hard..."

 

"Bitch, that was just an aspirin."

 

"Are you sure...I feel it........................................................oontz."

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

So after drinking plastic bottle vodka and being woke up mid-drunk, I keep drinking and slam a can of Miracal black paint on the table. The ensuing vapor catches fire from the candle. My dominant hand is fucked and my friend's face is singed. He is disabled and therefore any injury to him caused by me, regardless of intent, is a felony. Looking at 2-5 years.

so you got bagged for that or your friend snitched on you? or are you are just playing it up.

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

One time i wanted to use acetone and i opened the bottle on top of the table it was a little bit difficult so i needed full strenght and then tadaa! the bottle is open slam to the table and the acetone directly into my eye... i was young and i thought it was like acid.. it burnt like hell and i was alone at home... washed for one hour with water. Later i discovered that it was not that armful

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

BF should be portrayed by Lori Petty aka Tank Girl.

 

I hope this is a joke.

Man.

I have never met a chick that was really into that movie that wasn't a complete and total idiot.

 

Tank Girl is not metal or thrash enough.

 

One of these might do just fine

 

Rjdmagic.jpg

 

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Re: so this one time a deco pen exploded in my pants and somehow went up my urethra...true

 

I have to spread my reputation around before giving it to you again.

 

The only sport I follow is MMA/NHB fighting.

Mainly PRIDE.

So I don't really care one way or the other about any team sports.

 

I am more of a "cat in a top hat" type of lady.

 

Time to go get weeded and watch Metalocalypse with my BFF's husband.

Should it be awkward?

Who knows.

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