wayne hits Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 this thread reminds me i need to write my boy whos in for an ar. noone knows hes in there but me and his brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Look here dudes, I went through the trouble of looking through three boxes of prison letters to find this. The least you could do was tell me to go fuck myself. Or something. I am done trying to fit in around here. And cue Drunken Asshole Oner with a photo that says "attention whore" That never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 haha drug dealer and pro thief. that is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 My mom speaks the truth. Let's go ride bikes when this rain stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 ok, check your pms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I'm in love with her.:love4: I like her too. Specially since she talks about hacky sacks and moonwalks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 oh word!? you're a flyer distributor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Club promotion monkey. Ya heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 why didn't you want us to see your face in that pic bf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 you should fly out i'll hook you up with boxes of flyers to pass out you can mingle at all the kickass 'hip hop' shows smoke purp and what not possibly catch some bathroom hand steez u know.... promotional life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I told you why I didn't want my face shown. I could go back and re-scan it so you could see my teenage face. But that is too much hassle. trust me, you aren't missing much. count chocula--where do you live? I don't fly anywhere. Because I still don't have ID and still am not ready to sit in jail to pay off fines. I take the bus. And am fine with that. If you live somewhere I like and that I know people that will put me up for a few weeks or whatever, I will plan a trip out there. I like vacations. And now that I don't have some dude tying me down and making me feel guilty about going places without him..it's soooo on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 bloodfart you page was better than any of these i almost lol'd at scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 That wasn't really the case though, and my mom knew it. She just thought it would be funny. And it is. Our toothbrushes were cut down to half size. So's that we couldn't make shanks out of them. Weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i am in california the northern area. i'm sure there's an AC transit line that runs your way i think it's the 800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 We should talk this out more. PMs and all of that. I can start planning a trip up that way. For the spring time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 And cue Drunken Asshole Oner with a photo that says "attention whore" That never gets old. :lol: The thought actually did cross my mind. Before I even got to this part. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Oh my god blood fart that is fantastic. I don't understand why you cut your face off. Its not like we dont all know what you look like anyway. I'm still totally in love with the little moonwalking indian. Or whatever that little girl is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I have decided that I am not going to show my face anymore. And that it was probably a mistake to ever do it in the first place. Faceless name behind a screen. It's what I am striving to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Ummm its a little late for that babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I'd offer to put you up, BF, but I'm on couch mode too. Sorry about that. I believe me and the Count are in the same part of the world, though. If you make it out here, I can at least supply you with some cookies. Same goes for you, Choc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i'd rather see your face than imagine what a 'blood fart' looks like. shai, yes cookies are in abundance right now. the peanut butter sort has been kind to me for the last 4 days at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 My face looks like a blood fart. Only not as exciting. I think I might know some folks up around that area that might be willing to put me up for a little bit. And cookies are what I need in my life. Magical cookies. That take me on mystical adventures in my mind. Without ever having to leave the couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Abundance hardly describes it. These are almond cookies. They will put you on "couch lock with a forward roll for six hours" status. Peanut butter sounds good though. I should try that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i can't take too much of the cookie feeling i think i had an anxiety attack at zachary's ..the four larger than life women crowding my personal bubble didn't help either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Ha ha...yeah, and Zachary's takes forever, too. I'd bug out if I was weeded and had to wait in that crowded-ass place for an hour and a half. Someone I know just ate TWO of these cookies, and lost his mind. He got it back, needless to say...I heard another story of another person eating two on their birthday and throwing up, then passing out. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 Bloodfart, youre moms a fucking bad man for making that, I was telling my dudes at work about it......they're hoping over the winter one of them gets locked so we can jack youre moms joke and be hailrious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 She is funny. She sent me all kinds of random shit when I was locked up. I got some shit about natural male enhancements. And Dolly Parton wig catalogs. Things like that. It broke up the monotony of daily life in the clink. If your buddies get locked up, let me know. I will send them letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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