shitting Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 if you shave your chest and aren't a bodybuilder, i was told you're a homo or a candidate for a homo. that is all. a) being a body builder is real gay b) How how does being a body builder excuse the gayness of shaving your chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I drink to look tough and impress people. this doesnt surprise me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 You obviously don't know how to read sarcasm. I actually only drink alone. Hanging out with people is over-rated. PS.Your sn is totally stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 i think he really likes bubba sparx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 You obviously don't know how to read sarcasm. I actually only drink alone. Hanging out with people is over-rated. PS.Your sn is totally stupid. blood fart, you've mastered the art of posting on 12 oz. you're like the 12 oz. posting jedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 if toe cutter wnats to learn how to get a chick he should watch superbad a few times in slow mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 drinking alone while watching starwars is very under-rated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I fucking love this thread. BF is my favorite person on 12oz...and porce is totally deserving of those two tic tacs. NH porce. YH BF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 You obviously don't know how to read sarcasm. I actually only drink alone. Hanging out with people is over-rated. PS.Your sn is totally stupid. i got the sarcasm im not retarded does your screen name really matter? who cares dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEE.THE.VIPER Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I actually only get drunk and go to strip clubs and get kicked out alone, but since I'm not a cute chick, no ones impressed. maybe if i post in haiku... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 i just left teh titty bar .. it makes me feel hungry.. i'm good at various crafts... i'm hungry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Damn, I hate titty bars. They're mad fake....I haven't been to one in like 8 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I go to titty bars to see titties i could give a fuck if theyre fake or not as long as i get ass in my face i am one happy customer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I keep ass at the crib. dunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I actually only get drunk and go to strip clubs and get kicked out alone, but since I'm not a cute chick, no ones impressed. maybe if i post in haiku... Probably not. About posting in haiku to impress folks around these parts. You don't have a vagina. They will call you gay for trying to be some sort of internet poet. It will never work. I actually never drink alone anymore. I did when I lived with dudes. Because I preferred the company of my Ipod and cats, over the company of them. Now I drink with a totally sweet dude and his cats. Other times I drink with huge groups of folks. Cliques. I don't so much care for that type of socializing though. It makes me want to street fight. In all honesty, I try not to drink that often anymore unless I am on vacation. Because I have a drinking problem. And a failing liver. My mom says my drinking will be the death of me and will ruin everything I care about. She is probably correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 i'm ....nevermiind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 in a perfect world full of kittens and goblin cock.. bloodfart and i would cuddle.. spit on people then makeout.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEE.THE.VIPER Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Fuck a kitten, this is MAN TALK! Cuddle, that aint MAN TALK! MAN TALK is *sob* about *SOB!* stuff like *WAAAAH!* hold me someone...I'm so alone... thats man talk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Yo how do you shave those hairs that are right around your butthole? shits hard as hell to do in front of the mirror and when u finally get em you be cuttin ur sphincter with the shaver and shit!!! any tips????? ... THATS FUCKING MAN TALK, SON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 in a perfect world full of kittens and goblin cock.. bloodfart and i would cuddle.. spit on people then makeout.. Blastbeats And Cuddling, son. You know this. I think you're a nice modern gentleman. http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI I'm drinking chai tea out of a coffee mug with a sweet kitten on it. Metal? In my reality it is. My mom is behind me peeping my Myspace page. She says I make stupid faces in my photos. This one. She just doesn't know. That's my "whatevs dude" face. I lost those glasses in a field in Emory,TX this last weekend. After a 1/2 gallon of rum. And right before I lost what was left of my self-respect. She doesn't like my default photo. I tell her it's funny. Because it's my life. Even though it was an article in The Onion about a 12 year old boy. It's a cold night for alligators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 lol @ that old greg bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 only bloodfart.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 beastiality anal core Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 This shit is mighty crucial. You're so beautiful, you could be a high class prostitute. I'll be here all night, dudes. Nothing better to do. No weed. It's too cold for me to go anywhere. I can't think of anyone I would rather spend a cold night cuddled up next to then you dudes. I'll bring the hot cocoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 so thats bloodfart? id smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 im sure she's flattered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 yea smash for sure! I had some like ogrely dude mangina pictured by now from this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 yeah, i know she loves it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 totally bro totally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Eon= 1% asshole 15% stoner/alcohol binger 75% skateboarder/graffiti writer 9% gentleman wow that seems like me... . . . . . i dont what i just did...this fuckin moonshine is makin me loose my mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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