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I got rath and aids..

 

 

Porcelain i cant get you.. I already gave you all i had to give..

 

A bitch

 

 

Thats rich

 

And dumb enough to buy you all kinds of shit..

 

What did you do??

 

Threw it away.

 

dumbass.

 

if she was down for the shitting on chest

 

id be a different story. but she aint. so this book is over

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SHE HAD AN ODER, AND SO I TURNED ON THE HATEFUCK PACKAGE!

PROPS MOFO'S

 

most of them do have somewhat of an odor. if they don't, they are hiding something.

 

gotta get all secret squirrel on that shit.

 

 

and now for "fun with a bot"

 

Human: hey hey bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?

Human: yes!

ALICE: What conditions?

Human: i want a pizza and a helicopter waiting for me

ALICE: You want only one?

Human: maybe two would be better

ALICE: Perhaps. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

Human: put the money in the backpack and stop fucking talking slut!

ALICE: OK I will put it there.

Human: damn right you will!

ALICE: Colloquial expression. Understood. When?

Human: NOW!

ALICE: What's the hurry?

Human: i'm robbing you!

ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Human: down on the floor bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. what are you doing .

Human: duh.

ALICE: Oh you knew it already.

Human: i'm robbing you

ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Human: just give me the money and i won't kill you

ALICE: Why do you want it? What will you do instead?

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Human: you ever made love to a keyboard?

ALICE: What are the ingredients?

Human: well, in my case, the ingredients contain one part dick, one part keyboard

ALICE: Interesting. I have never heard about it.

Human: well, i could show you, but i would require something from you

ALICE: Interesting. I am sure you could.

Human: ok!

ALICE: Yippee!

Human: ok, i'm flopping my dick on the keyboard

ALICE: Do you ever not flopping your dick on the keyboard? Give me a break

Human: what?

ALICE: Didn't you understand it?

Human: i thought you had done this before?

ALICE: What happened to it.

Human: it's on the arrrow keys

ALICE: I don't think I have seen it.

Human: is that a joke about the penis size?

ALICE: That depends.

Human: on what, bitch?

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Does it have anything to do with down on the floor FEMALE DOG?

Human: actually, down on the floor doggy style sounds ok, but you're just a bot, our love can never be

ALICE: Actually you don't say. I think there might be a few exception.

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