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My family doesn't celebrate "Christmas".

Because we are hippies.

We celebrate Solstice.

 

It's basically the same type of shit.

Minus the baby Jesus.

And Santa Claus.

 

We eat our Tofurkey and exchange gifts.

Which are usually donations to various charities in each other's names.

 

The holidays are supposed to be about giving.

Not receiving.

 

Jealous?

You shouldn't be.

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More than likely, the best 7" I own

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Gauge - Snowflake

Sidekick Kato - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

88 Fingers Louie - All I Want For Christmas is My 2 Front Teeth

The Fighters - The Night Before Christmas

Blue Meanies - The Grinch

Cap'N Jazz - Winter Wonderland

The Bollweevils - White Christmas

Oblivion - Up On A House Top

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I can't remember every hearing it.

But this is what I found:

DK: Advice from Christmas Past

 

"Why are such a stupid asshole?

Would you really like to know?

 

Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes, and Yvette will show you how.

You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey,

be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird.

Life can be perfect.

People can be trusted.

 

Someday, I wll fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own.

Free from all the pain. Happy and having fun all the time.

It never happened, did it?

 

There, wasn't that a nice visit?

Don't forget, a psychiatrist is on-duty 24 hours a day in the blue room,

just up from the parking garage.

 

Drink plenty of water when you take these.

Now you can relax and return to your job."

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Fuck it's not even thanksgiving yet.

I felt like a homo last year cause I listened to Christmas shit on the radio last year when no one was around.

Fuck I never did that.

 

 

 

Yes, I grew up in the 80's.

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

 

 

You know when I was working graveyard at the mouse house on Christmas i heard this song on the way to work. It made me feel like shit, missing out on family. Leaving while everyones still laughing, talking, eating, playing. Thankfully now I dont have to deal with that bullshit no more.

Donny Hathaway - This Christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CSwFnhbXQ8

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