CALIgula Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 hahaha....youve got tough cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Try filling the spray bottle with bongwater next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Try filling the spray bottle with bongwater next time. Whooa. Nasteeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 That would stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 i hid the bong because it annoys me so much. i hate them they stink, and they make people into slobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Try filling the spray bottle with bongwater next time. no no no, you use the cat to sop up the bong water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 i was thinkin gof taking a poo in their litter box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 my cat peed on my reflective vest, i didnt know it, but the next morning when i was doing pt, we went on a 5 mile run, i was in the front, after about 10 minutes, my sweat started mixing with the dried up cat piss, everybody behind me started falling out of the run formation, it was embarassing, they made me run about 100 meters ahead of the formation by myself so nobody could smell me. when i got home i picked up the cat by the scruff of his neck, opened the back door, and tossed him as far as i could into the back yard. never saw him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 next time throw the spray bottle at it instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 One time when I was young, I put my cat into a small plastic box and taped a record over the top. Then I laced string through the holes in the sides and tied the strings to the ceiling fan. I made a special carnival ride for my cat. He didn't appreciate the gesture. And peed in the box. It was the only ride I ever made that ingrate. Sometimes I still feel bad about that. Not often. Only when I think about it. Kittens and cats should come with top hats and bow ties. Mandatory. Up the class just a notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 my cat peed on my reflective vest, i didnt know it, but the next morning when i was doing pt, we went on a 5 mile run, i was in the front, after about 10 minutes, my sweat started mixing with the dried up cat piss, everybody behind me started falling out of the run formation, it was embarassing, they made me run about 100 meters ahead of the formation by myself so nobody could smell me. when i got home i picked up the cat by the scruff of his neck, opened the back door, and tossed him as far as i could into the back yard. never saw him again. Damn killa I could throw a kitten a long way if I tried, but you were in the army, I bet you tossed that motherfucker mad far you never saw him again because you killed his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY. LMAO. my homie would put his kitten in a sock then get it wet. harsh but fuuny when your drunk and high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 you guys are jerks :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 atleast he didnt swing it round like a helacopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 i probably did kill that mother fucker. i always wanted a cat with no hind legs, with a wheel chair. and i would call him wheels the cat. well this cat wasnt hind legless, but his name was wheels. did i mention im alergic to cats, but my wife insists on them. at one point we had six in a one bedroom apartment. that sucked, i pop'd benadryl like a vico fiend. luckly i have a 3 bedroom house, and its rare the cat we still have is in the same room as me. shes old and fat, so she doesnt fuck shit up, usually hiding in the entertainment center cabnits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_fiend Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 if i saw someone spit in a kitten's face i would think they're a total douchebag. <truth, did it make you feel like a big man ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 fuck that, theres worse things he could have done to the little motherfuckers, like putting them in a kennel and dragging them behind his car, drowning them in the bath tub or setting them on fire with hairspray. c'mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 umm..OONTZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 i was thinkin gof taking a poo in their litter box You neeed to do this. It would be complete owning of the kittens. I have a feeling one look at a massive human turd, and they'd be thinking twice about ever fucking up ever again. Plus it would be fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 this thread made me laugh almost as hard as the lolcats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 We just took in two homeless cats. One of them started shitting anywhere he wanted. I tried the spray bottle, I tried rubbing his nose in the shit, I tried two litter boxes instead of one, I tried locking him in the bathroom with food and water and a litterbox for half a day and he just pissed on the floor instead. So I gave him away to a shelter. No cat is going to shit on my floor and get away with it. I was just going to throw him onto the street, but lucky for him the shelter called back and said they had space. We own the cats, they don't own us, goddammit. The other one is a saint, as far as cats go. I like good cats, but I fucking hate the bad ones. And some of them are real foul little shits. We took the cat in off of some goddamn'd shithole porch in Rhode Island, into our warm home with fresh food and water, got them all healthy and shit and he repays me by shitting all over the house? Fuck that, see ya buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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