a_fiend

Stranger: HEY PRINCESS You: how did you know about my royalty ? Stranger: i smellt it :) You: no thats just cause i didnt shower today Stranger: ohhhh Stranger: ahaha Stranger: i see now Stranger: evils Stranger: now i get it Stranger: you smell like un showerd You: thats not nice Stranger: no i like it Stranger: its a nice fragrance You: what do you smell like ? Stranger: i smell like DKNY be delicious Stranger: APPLES Stranger: :) You: do you like apples You: ? Stranger: there okay Stranger: do you? You: fuck off, as if what are you a homo or somethin ? Stranger: hhahaha Stranger: lmao Stranger: maybe You: oh me too You: but seriously fuck apples You: do you like grapes Stranger: haha You: ? Stranger: yes i do : Stranger: :) Stranger: are you homo? You: depends, has your mom had the op yet ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi^^ You: hi Stranger: have you ever been to a bar? You: sure why not Stranger: I have been to a bar once. And I got into a fucking fight You: oh You: did you win ? Stranger: kinda Stranger: But I got fucking bruises You: shoulda stabbed em with a broken beer bottle, oh well next time youll know Stranger: haha yea. I know right? You: how old are you ? Stranger: I'm 19 You: were you from ? Stranger: from the united states Stranger: you? You: im 25 from australia Stranger: oohh Stranger: cool You: here in australia we have perfected the art of bar brawl Stranger: oh really? Stranger: NICE You: yeah maybe i could show you a thing or two Stranger: yea. You should You: first sign of trouble you run and hide Stranger: Why are there so many fucking retarded people who mess with someone they don not know Stranger: Maybe they are too drunk? You: then when they have forgotten about you sneak up behind them and insert your finger in their rectum Stranger: WTF!?! Duude? Rectum? Shit it's to fucking ugly to hear. Haha :P You: i didnt make the rules Stranger: haha You: try it , youll see Stranger: yea. I'll try it for sure. You: anywayz You: you play xbox ? Stranger: no I don't. I don't even have an xbox You: are you poor ? Stranger: nope I'm not poor. I just do not want an xbox. I have a ps3 though You: sucks for you You: igeuss you have no interest in online gaming ? Stranger: I just don't like microsoft consoles. I like online gaming though. Stranger: online gaming on my PC. Not xbox You: ooohhhhhhhhhhhh, your one of those guys huh You: ever played halo ? Stranger: halo? I'm familiar with the game but I don't play it You: so what do you play ? Stranger: played halo once. BUT ON A GAMEBOY ADVANCE Stranger: I play nba, nfl, nhl, fifa on my ps2 and some stupid shit on my ps3. I don't have much ps3 games though. Games are so expensive these days You: seriously if i had to choose between PS3 or a finger in my rectum i would probably opt for the latter Stranger: I kinda regretted buying that fucking ps3. Oh hey gotta go, my fucking girlfriend is calling me. ( SHEESH SEX SEX SEX! PLEASE! ) Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: This Tom? You: yeah its tom so fucking what , you got a problem ? Stranger: Yeah. Where's My Fucking Cocaine. Stranger: Im Coming For It Now. Have It Ready. You: i wrapped it in tissue paper then put it in my ass now im fucking BUZZZZZZZZZZZZING !!! Stranger: What The Fuck. Stranger: Get Me My Fucking Cocaine. Stranger: I'm Coming For It Now. Stranger: You Don't Give It To Me, I'll Fucking Knife You. You: fuck you man, your a pussy Stranger: No, But I'm Licking Your Wife's. You: fucking dork, im not married You: seriously wanna meet and fight ? Stranger: Right I'm Coming For It Now. Stranger: See You In Two Minutes. You: were are you from ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: hey hey Stranger: asl You: 16 f california You: you ? Stranger: 21 m uk Stranger: hows it going You: good You: you sound nice You: there are some real weirdos on here Stranger: yeah but its the same as anything i supose Stranger: we are gona meet them no matter what we do You: like this on guy who told me he likes to put earthworms in his rectum while he jerks off You: creeped me out Stranger: that sounds really wrong Stranger: i think thats the first time i have ever heard that one You: or this other guy who says he travels around at night searching for roadkill so he can remove the organs take them home freeze them then use them for sexual penetration Stranger: wow thats a bit out there too You: that one gave me half an erection Stranger: lol Stranger: u got a boyfriend You: no , but i would like one You: do you have a girlfriend ? Stranger: no im single now Stranger: what u into right now You: i like to sit alone and imagine myself licking infected wounds You: how about you ? Stranger: im in watching lost right now Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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<truth, did it make you feel like a big man ?

mundine is cool, although Soliman should have won their first fight

that vid was great !!

bongs and boards of canada, or i go for a cruise on my bicycle.

i will do one for venge aswell !

"the dirt says hot,the label says a_fiend" i dont understand ?

Dmise, that is fucking cool !

so you "battled" who could copy the best ?

i didnt find out about this until i awoke saturday morning still all kinds of fucked up, walked outside and thought i had some how broke my eyes or something when i could barely see across the street.

just because its intentional dont make it cool.why would you even, dude looks like he almost traced that shit.

what do you write thatguyVE ? i will do a sketch for you......

see how many pics you can post before that fucking nazi ABC gets here.

really, and the cops just let that slide ?