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Somebody paid me to hit them

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yep, some idiot paid me a tenner (bout $20 bucks for you yanks) to hit him in the face this evening...

 

the story: i work in a pub. tonight was filled with drunk muppets....

i spot some twat setting fire to a £5note, so i went over and asked why when there was a team of bar people who would love to have that to spend on drinks...

matey then turned to me and said he'd give me cash to hit him in the face.

 

so i did, and he payed up...

 

it was a good end to a shit night.

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dude. I can't be the only one thinking this .... you should have just finished the job and liberated him of the rest of his dough.

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i couldnt....he was a customer after all.

almost got 70 quid out of one dude who wanted to sit out side longer than i said he could...

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dude. I can't be the only one thinking this .... you should have just finished the job and liberated him of the rest of his dough.

 

i wasnt think that but i should have been.

 

i was thinking more along the lines of do they speak english where you live?

 

fucking quid....wtf????

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i got punched in the head last nite bombing. only in the back of me head.

there was one of me and two of them.

cunt diddent like graf i guess.

i kept walking...

 

fucking cunts. i need to carry weaponry.

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yep, some idiot paid me a tenner (bout $20 bucks for you yanks)

 

thats 10 small fish for us hawaiians!

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De sign I saw you last night. I ended up vomitting all over myself later on. Classy steez.

 

haha cool. was a sloppy nite. holla next time :)

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i got punched in the head last nite bombing. only in the back of me head.

there was one of me and two of them.

cunt diddent like graf i guess.

i kept walking...

 

fucking cunts. i need to carry weaponry.

 

You got punched in the head...and just kept on your merry way? Uhhhh.....ok.

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I had a guy apologise for hitting a lady in the face with a skateboard in front of me last night. It was wierd. I should have made him pay me.

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if someone asked me to punch them, i would with out having to be paid..

 

 

but money is always nice too

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ive been paid to hit people before.

 

you make it sound like its an available occupation

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