Guest Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 A lot of Red Bull will make me pee out of my ass. yeah milk products have that effect on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 wiping while sitting down makes me feel like a pussy, plus, if you stand up, your dookie smell wafts into the air, making it smell even worse for the next one in there. sometimes i like to put my leg up on the sink to get in those hard to reach places too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 one of my greatest child memory was one day i had to go to the toilet all day because of diarrhea but i couldn't find a decent toilet so i decided to go to Mcdonalds wich was dirty as usual so i stood up and sprayed shit all over the toilet ... one of my most embarrassing teen memory was when i went to some public toilet and there was already a lot of poo marks i just pee and then when i left the next man believed thet it was me so he forced me to clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Wipe til you bleed. The TurboJugend way. My niece gets completely nude when she poops. It's cute when she's five. But when she starts school next year, I can see it causing problems. I do this at my own house sometimes...I am 21...its liberating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 i have a friend who takes off his shirt when he shits.... that's so fuckin odd... i do that! and sometimes i shit naked!! pure sensations :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 When I was homeless on Christmas Eve one year, a kind man took us all home. To celebrate. We looted his house. ANd then someone wiped they ass with his handtowel. And put it back on the rack. Backwards. wow you and your friends are really hardcool :rolleyes: one of my most embarrassing teen memory was when i went to some public toilet and there was already a lot of poo marks i just pee and then when i left the next man believed thet it was me so he forced me to clean... hahahaha fuck how old were you dude i can't believe you'd clean the toilet caus some guy told you to. probably the funniest anecdote in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 one of my most embarrassing teen memory was when i went to some public toilet and there was already a lot of poo marks i just pee and then when i left the next man believed thet it was me so he forced me to clean... What country are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I feel like a retarded 5 year old laughing at a shit thread. But eggs posts had me near tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 On the subject of embarrasing/fucked up things, one time I took a shower and realized all my towells were in the wash so I got a sesame street one out of my roomamtes room and dried off with it. When I told him, him and his girlfriend just statrted laughing hysterically and informed me that the towell was their "sex" towell from the last week. I took another shower. I never felt so gross. THAT IS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCHY!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 while on the subject of poo... when i was younger i can remember me and my friends were walking along the street and one of my friends saw a pile of old dog shit on the ground. so he got a napkin and picked it up and walked over to a car and put under the drivers side door handle. (it was the kind that scoops over so the poor bastard couldnt see it. i wish i saw that fools reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I wipe standing up. I never really understood the sitting down thing. Maybe my arms are too short or my wrist doesn't bend the right way or something. Actually I wipe it kind of squatting up, not a full stand. Or I just take a shower after. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 so you get fresh poo all over a bar a soap you wash your face and body with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 so i was talking with a coworker about a similar topic. he told me that after hes done taking a shit he always makes sure all the shit is also off his nutsack. i had no idea what he was talking about so i asked why he would have shit on his nutsack. he then says "because when you wipe your ass sometimes you wipe the shit all the way onto your nutsack. i then realized that this dude must wipe his ass from top to bottom. i then began laughing and explained to him the proper way to wipe his ass. its pretty sad when your twenty six years old and you dont even know how to wipe your own ass... this is funny........:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEAsusONEnep Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 i have a friend who takes off his shirt when he shits.... that's so fuckin odd... I do this too, particularly in the summer. I also wipe standing up and when I'm drunk I piss sitting down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Haha. WOW. Well, women are very aware of this technique so they don't get funky diseases from putting dookie close to their vaj's.... I think this is borderline retard status, your coworker not knowing how to wipe his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I wipe standing up. I never really understood the sitting down thing. Maybe my arms are too short or my wrist doesn't bend the right way or something. Actually I wipe it kind of squatting up, not a full stand. Or I just take a shower after. :) Alright fucko, I don't ever want to hear you say anything stupid again ol' trex arms ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REUDONE Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REUDONE Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 one of my greatest child memory was one day i had to go to the toilet all day because of diarrhea but i couldn't find a decent toilet so i decided to go to Mcdonalds wich was dirty as usual so i stood up and sprayed shit all over the toilet ... one of my most embarrassing teen memory was when i went to some public toilet and there was already a lot of poo marks i just pee and then when i left the next man believed thet it was me so he forced me to clean... that is quite possibly the funnies shit ive ever heard of. figurativly and any other possible way. wow. i almost cried. I wipe till I see it turn red. I hate any poop near or around my butthole, has to be ultra fucking clean, no matter the price. ummm... how can you see that its red? dont even respond. i dont wanna know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 just buy some scented baby wipes ,leave next to toiet .wipe ass . use wipes clean bung and no skidders........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 this one guy i know while locked up stood up to wipe his ass...its funny as fuck..no one wants to see your junk...sit down back to front all day....wet ones are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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