cultural me Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i just hate it because that means i have to stop smoking pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 peeing in cups is always a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 fun if you hate the person who owns the cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 heres a pie chart on attitudes toward failed drug tests by employers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 who hates peeing in butts? no one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 yo just pour a few drops of bleach in the cup when the p.o.'s not lookin, works like a charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Nah, your suposed to dip your fingers in bleech a little while before you take the test, then piss on your fingers a little and let it trinkle down your fingers into the cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i heard if you drink vinegar it works, is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i heard the same...but it sounds like a bullshit story...i heard the bleach thing makes the piss unreadable...i would just cop some cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Drink a cup of bleach to clear your system, not vinegar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Put a penny into your mouth before you blow into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Drink a cup of bleach to clear your system, not vinegar... you'd have to be incredibly high or just plain stupid to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I pee in cups at parties where the line for the bathroom is too long. I have a technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Drink a cup of bleach to clear your system, not vinegar... Your liver is rotting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 you'd have to be incredibly high or just plain stupid to do this YEAH IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS JOKING DOGGIE... GOTTA SEE P.O. WIT SOME CLEAN PEE YO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I drop every month. The drink + lots and lots of water does the trick. You could drink a cappucino (sp?) for color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 remember that movie with jude law gattaca or something? you need one of those gadgets to pass a tox screening or to pass yourself off as someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ...how often can this happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 remember that movie with jude law gattaca or something? you need one of those gadgets to pass a tox screening or to pass yourself off as someone else seen those in high times magazines, thought they were a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Or you need the fake penis with clean sample as used by Tom Sizemore or whatever his name was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 THE URINATOR!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 THE URINATOR!!!!!! YO MY NIGGA HILARIOUS, I WAS WAITING FOR A NIGGA TO MENTION THIS SHIT...ONE OF MY DUDES WENT TO TAKE A PISS TEST AND HAD THIS JOINT, HE WALKED THRU A METAL DETECTOR AND THE SHIT RANG OFF HARDBODY :lol: NIGGA WAS LIKE "UHHHHHH MAYBE ITS MY BELT BUCKLE" NIGGA AINT EVEN HAVE A BELT ON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 They have some that actually look like a real penis, just in case the P.O is watching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMySelf Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 lifes ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sukerrr Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 they got me on twice a week. fuckin sucks. i hate bein on parole, but i get back at the state my own way... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 bleach and vinegar change the PH of urine. meaning, that the sample taken is no longer a valid sample. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 nothing to worry about. as long as they cant test for alcohol, ill be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 They can test for alcohol. You just have to basically be drunk while pissing to fail. I failed one once for getting really drunk the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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