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Dude, don't you supposedly have this amazing job?

 

Fly me out there and see what happens...you can bring the bear mace. Shit, you can bring the self defence class teacher for all I care

 

That is, of course, unless you got fired again

 

1. Yeah, i do! I fucking love it!

 

2. Why would i want to fly you out here? So I can waste 5 minutes of my time and $350 of my cash? Hell no. You drove across three states to get in a swamp gang brawl and you can;t drive out here?

 

3. Nope, didn't get fired.

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Best StoryTeller: Bloodfarts....where is she?

 

I thought I would give you guys a few days to get the ball rolling around here.

 

I stuck my head in the door yesterday to look at the Myspace thread.

It was boring.

So I left.

Without saying a word.

 

This is off topic, but I only think about myself.

And am not concerned with picking titles for other nerds on here.

 

Last night, I picked up a new side job.

My employer came in around 8:30 with 2 Sparks blacks for me.

She then put on the new Slayer.

Which sounded not so excellent.

I proceeded to drink the dranks.

She then offered me up some spirits.

I choose vodka over whiskey.

Root beer mix.

It was my breakfast,lunch, and dinner.

Before I knew it, I was pretty much ripped as shit.

And had a puppy's head in my mouth.

I then told her that she could pay me however much she thought my work was worth and called it a night.

Back at the house, things went downhill fast.

 

I went to sleep with a steak knife under my mattress.

And woke up with the knowledge that I did things I shouldn't have.

Black out prone.

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I thought I would give you guys a few days to get the ball rolling around here.

 

I stuck my head in the door yesterday to look at the Myspace thread.

It was boring.

So I left.

Without saying a word.

 

This is off topic, but I only think about myself.

And am not concerned with picking titles for other nerds on here.

 

Last night, I picked up a new side job.

My employer came in around 8:30 with 2 Sparks blacks for me.

She then put on the new Slayer.

Which sounded not so excellent.

I proceeded to drink the dranks.

She then offered me up some spirits.

I choose vodka over whiskey.

Root beer mix.

It was my breakfast,lunch, and dinner.

Before I knew it, I was pretty much ripped as shit.

And had a puppy's head in my mouth.

I then told her that she could pay me however much she thought my work was worth and called it a night.

Back at the house, things went downhill fast.

 

I went to sleep with a steak knife under my mattress.

And woke up with the knowledge that I did things I shouldn't have.

Black out prone.

 

i know a girl out here who is EXACTLY like this "she" you speak of. slayer and sparks. you forgot guitar hero though. she's way into that shit.

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This lady used to play guitar in a few bands.

Some of which I enjoyed quite alot.

She doesn't play Guitar Hero though.

Her loss.

And I don't know if she drinks Sparks, or just likes to buy them for me.

 

Some1-

I didn't kill The Beard.

We released him back into his natural enviroment.

So he could run free with others like him.

Houston.

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